20/01/2007 23:52:00

Who's ready for some Vanessa rules, well here's part two, so read on

Disclaimer: "I'd rather stick pins in my eyes"

I am not to say the word suck near any of the guys

they have dirty minds, self explanatory

I am not to say they have dirty minds

Even though they do

I am not to talk about Ashley and Drew Seeley

Even though they'd make a cute couple

I am not to say they make a cute couple

Or that they act a little too friendly sometimes

I am not to go on Zashley fansites and say Drashley forever

Because Drashley doesn't exist

I am also not to say Zanessa is better

Because it is not (so is)

I am not to say I am better than Ashley

Even though I could beat her in anything anytime

I am not to say I can beat her in anything anytime

Even though I so can

I am not to laugh when Ashley gets kicked off the Hannah Montana set and I get to stay

I am not to yell at Zac because he changed his hair

I am to say his hair looks nice

Even though it looks so different and lowered his hotness by like ten percent

I am not to complain about other guys who changed their beautiful locks or have to (cough) Lucas, Jesse, Cole (cough) sorry getting over a cold

I am not to say getting over a cold when I fake couch or sneeze

I am not to do the loser sneeze

Or the jerk sneeze

Or any other insults hidden within fake sneezes or coughs

I am not to tell Lucas that when he cut his hair he scared me

Or that it scared small rodents and children and pretty much everyone else

I am not to laugh when Lucas does tons of hip thrusts in the movie as Ryan

I am not to say any smart comments about the way Lucas dresses

I am not to call him gay

Or Ryan

I am not to say he and Ashley should date

Even if it's just to make him happy

I am not to do anything just to make the guys happy, if it includes lies

I am not to gloat that I got the only solo in HSM

I am not to rub in Ashley's face that I got the solo and was the star in HSM

I am not to get angry with Zac when he rubs in the fact that he got to be in Hairspray

I am not to do anything on this list and if I do may the Disney executives give my part to some deserving other girl

If that happens the deserving other girl can not be Ashley

Signed Vanessa Anne Hudgens, 2007