Kaitlyn dusted herself off and glowered,"Not that this hasn't been fun, Mr. Bunny, but I need to get to Anthrocon! I need the Untitled goodness!"
Ace pryed himself from underneath the table where he'd fallen after Z called Kait fat. "What is Anthrocon, anyway?"
Zakia stood up,"Anthrocon is a convention where all those pshycotic anthro fans all get together and plot their world domination... and draw in each others' sketch books! We come from the magical era of 2006, when anthros were extremley popular. Kaitlyn and I came back from last year with a dream of future meetings, y'see, we wanted to see if our people had taken over the world or not."
Kaitlyn butted in,"So we stole some time warping equipment from Area 51, and came to your time. We wandered for gods know how long, before I got distracted by the shiny thing in your tower."
Ace frowned,"You came here because you saw something shiny?"
The two nodded. "Without any money or way of defending yourselves?"
They shook their heads. "Okay, no money. How 'bout self preservation?"
Kaitlyn opened her mouth, reveiling sharp, pointy fangs held in braces,"I'm a dog girl, meaning part dog. Who'd wanna mess with someone who could have rabies... or a gun?"
Zakia shrugged,"I only came with 'cause I'm probably a faster runner than her."
Ace was still confused,"Wait...You stole from the Goverment?"
Kait grinned,"This wouldn't be the first time!"
Z nodded sadly,"'S true."
Ace sighed,"What else did you steal?"
Kaitlyn crossed her arms," 'Steal' is such a cruel word; I prefer the term borrow."
Ace rolled his eyes,"O-kaaay... What did you borrow?"
The dog girl grinned, and pulled a tiny ball of fuzz from her pocket. Much to Ace's surprise, the bit of fur opend a pair of cute, dark eyes. It trilled and jumped on his face, sending Ace crashing back wards,"I found him in a entrapment tube. An't he cute?"
"AAAAAAHH! IT'S SPITTING ACID ON ME!"
Zakia smiled,"Yeah, he does that."
Ace tossed the little creature back at Kaitlyn, and it promptly started spittleing acid on her. Instead of panicking, the little weirdo giggled as the dangerous chemical seeped into her skin. He and Zakia just stood and watched as her flesh began to dissolve.