Disclaimer: I don't own Phineas and Ferb
"Girls are so confusing, Phineas said with a sigh.
"Figures you wouldn't understand," Candace teased.
"Well maybe you can explain it to me," Phineas said.
"Sure,"Candace replied, "Isabella acted the way that she did because she likes you."
"What," Phineas said, "Isabella likes me?" He blushed.
"Of course she likes you," Candace said, "she's crazy about you. Look Phineas a girl is like a rose. It needs to be fed, sheltered, watered and loved... not left out in the hot sun."
Phineas started to write this down.
"There won't be a test," Candace said, "Look Phineas you are special and Isabella knows it. But she doesn't see that she is just as special as you."
"How could she not see that," Phineas asked, "Isabella is sweet. She's funny. She's loving. She's caring. She's giving. How could she not realize that she's every bit as special as me."
"I'll bet she'd be happy that you feel that way about her."
"I guess I should tell her that," Phineas said, "But there's something I need to do first."
"Yeah there's a lot of things you need to do first," Candace said, "Like comb your hair."
"My hair needs to be combed," Phineas asked.
"Yes your hair is a mess," Candace said, "and you need to put on some nicer clothes. You look like an orange threw up on your shirt."
"Candace that's not very nice," Phineas said.
"Yeah but I love you enough to tell you the truth. There are some other things that you have to realize also. Here put on this white shirt."
Phineas put it on.
"How do I look," Phineas asked.
"You look fabulous," Candace replied, "Now just let me comb out your hair and explain a few last things to you."
"Isabella is a unique girl. Her personality is such that she's sensitive and funny but she's also fiery and wise. She's loving but she doesn't hesitate to tell it like it is. She's not the same as we are but that's okay. Variety is the spice of life. It's like a thanksgiving dinner. She's not the turkey but she's the sweet potato pie."
"That's where you're wrong Candace," Phineas said, "To me Isabella is the turkey and the sweet potato pie and the desert."
"Wow," Candace said, "Someone's been bit by the love bug."
((Later)
"Hey Isabella," Phineas said, "What ya doin'?" Isabella laughed.
"Hey," she said, "That's my line."
"Sorry. Can I borrow it," he asked.
"Just return it by 7:00," Isabella joked.