-written by Jessi the Fangirl-

"I never get to have fun," Jessica pouted. Her conscience personified, now in his anthro form, was reading a book on the couch.

"Stop complaining. It's for your own good," Bugs said, turning another page. "Until you find something that guarantees that you have some safety…"

Jacovie skidded into the room, holding some sort of weird twisted contraption. "I FOUND SOMETHING THAT GUARENTEES THAT WE HAVE SOME SAFETY!"

"Oh, for the love of-"

(SCENE CHANGE)

Duck yawned. "Geez…is it over yet?"

Lexi glared at him. "It's only been twelve hours, Duck!"

A ham wandered in. "What? It's only been twelve hours? Gee. I don't think Jessica expected so many chapters in twelve hours."

The Loonatics looked at the ham. "What? Chapters?"

"BREAKAGE OF THE FOURTH WALL!" the ham shouted, exploded, reformed, walked out, and exploded after seeing kaejae's art.

(Should be time for a scene change…)

"No."

"Pleeease?" the children begged.

"No!"

"Don't make us beg!" Jacovie pleaded.

"You are begging," Bugs noted dryly, trying to shake the duo off his jeans.

"Then make us stop!" Jessica said.

"Fine!" the Bunny shouted, and the two jumped up and glomped him. "I SAID NO GLOMPING!"

"YAY!" Jacovie shouted, and promptly ran off to go change.

"Can we really, Bugs?" Jessica asked, still on her conscience's back.

"Yes, now get off me, before they start getting ideas!" he said, but it was too late. Zakia jumped off the kitchen counter, where she was hiding in a cabinet. "AHA! YOU TWO LIKE EACH OTHER!"

Bugs and Jessica froze, and Jessica slid off the Bunny's back slowly, landing on the floor with a soft thump. Neither moved for quite some time.

"Um…guys? Hello? Are you okay?" Zakia backed away slowly. "I'm just going to leave now, okay?" She backed away some more before turning and running off in the opposite direction. As she turned the corner, she heard something similar to an explosion coming from the kitchen. Except it wasn't an explosion.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE THEM IDEAS! I SWEAR, EVERY TIME IT'S LIKE THIS-"

"It's not my fault they were that stupid! You can't blame me for that-"

Jacovie peered from behind the bathroom door. "Don't tell me they're arguing again," he said as Zakia rushed by. She came to a sudden stop, making skid marks on the floor.

"Have they done this before?"

"Yeah, it's like they're an old married couple, or some-"

"WE'RE NOT MARRIED!" two voices shouted simultaneously, knocking Zakia and Jacovie off their feet.

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I couldn't help but use Tech and Rev's lines from The Family Business! It was just too hilarious!

Rev: DON'T MAKE ME BEG!
Tech: You are begging.

Rev: Then please make me stop?

This chapter came from arguments that me and Bugs had sometimes, a little roleplaying thing I was doing, and the fact that I don't know where the other Loonatics are in this fanfic. Oh, and I put in the ham that Siriu gave me. It explodes a lot.