Sorry I havent posted in a while. The document I've been typing the fourth chpt on is in my laptop, and my laptop isn't working. Also, Something else happened so I didn't want to type. Its a long story, so I'm just posting a mini-story. Hope you enjoy, sorry about not posting in a while. By the way, I'm thinking about dropping this series. But I might not because NekoxShizuo sounded like a good idea at first but once I started to think about it, I thought it wouldn't be as enjoyable for the readers D: sorry guys. I might as well finish, though. If you don't like it, don't watch it, simple as that :3 Also, this story might be a little bit...pervy I might say. Sorry, it doesnt go into detail at all, okay? I swear its only talking about... it. only talking about! I'm changing the rated T to maybe a little higher. So Viewer discretion is advised. But I swear, it's not bad at all! I swear 100%!

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Chpt 3 1/2 - The beginning

Your PoV, age 17 (you are currently 22)

Where...am I?

This thought drifted around my head for hours. I took step after step in some kind of pool of, what I thought was, water. I heard splashes and drops every once in a while. I'd see a crow flutter by every once in a while, a light blue butterfly here and there. Nothing dry, though. I'd ignore the itchiness around my ankles where the water touched my skin but not complete emerged in it. The air was smooth and easy to breathe. Yet where was I? There was light, but from what direction? I could see everything but I had no shadow. Nothing did. Moss squished in between my toes. So soft. A splash from behind directs my attention backwards

"Whose there?"

My overgrown bangs brushed my nose and slowly calmed as I stared as far as I could see. I strained my eyes to see a white figure. A cat?

The only thought that pops into my head was I thought cats hate water... I shrug and decide to make the most of the situation.

I happily skipped along as I heard splashes again.

"Hello, mister Cat. Can you tell me why you're following me? I know not where I am headed, or rather, I do not know where I am. You wouldn't happen to know where we are?"

I must be crazy, talking to a ca-

"Why, you're in the void, young kitten"

Rather than being surprised, you smile and say

"Am I in a dream?"

"A dream? Perhaps, maybe a nightmare, depending on your outlook"

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My eyes open at the shatter of glass. Giggles fill my ears and the screech of nails on a chalkboard echo the halls. But, the halls of what? I look around. No one was around, just glass all over the floor. I heard the sound again

Skriiiiiiiiii!

I whipped my head around and saw the white cat scratching the door.

"Ah, splendid, can you open this door for me, Miss Human?"

"A-are you talking to me?"

I rub my half-asleep eyes, hoping that I was mistaken.

"Ah that's right, perhaps human wasn't quite the right choice of words. Half human, perhaps, Or would you prefer half cat?"

Now that I get a closer look, it was a cat. That cat. The one from my weird dream. Now I had to check my ears. Was I still dreaming?

As I felt my ears I thought

Yup, my normal fluffy ears.

...Hold it, fluffy?

"EHHHH?!"

I clasped my hands on the cosplay-like neko ears. Wh-Wah-Wh-WHAT?!

I panic, flailing my arms and yelling and all that immature stuff.

The cat covered its ears.

"Whats wrong? You had no problem when you were sleeping with me, last night"

...Sleeping with? Its no problem since...He was just sleeping in my lap or something, right? Nothing weird? Hes just a cat, after all...Right?

Come to think of it...Where are my clothes?!

I was so dizzy...I can't remember anything...

Everything went black.

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I remember words held in my face.

"Are you up yet?"

"Huh...?" I said.

Black smoke floated in my face

"What the..."

I wafted my hand in front of my face as if someone had farted.

*Click click click click*

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Words were stuck in my face again

"Are you okay? I found you in a cabin but you were cold so I broufht you here"

I ignored the typo in her message and said

"Where am I?"

I decided not to ask why the person wasn't talking. It'd be rude if they turned out to be mute...Or as I found out, headless.

"WAH!"

I stumbled back and out of the couch. I was wearing clothes that were much too big for me.

"Ow.."

*Click Click Click*

I heard nothing until you heard a rather feminine voice that said

"No, I don't think you should have worn your helmet, I think you're beautiful that way"

Finding out it was a man-or rather a boy (a very scrawny one) in a lab coat and dorky glasses, I stand and decide to examine my situation.

A headless lady,

A scrawny scientist (or a boy playing doctor)

Clothes that don't fit, and-

Meow~!

That cat!

I look at the cat and try to forget what it had "Said" earlier. These werent my clothes. Did that all really just happen?! Did I really...

No. I'm too young (17) to have done... it at all! let alone with...with a cat! EW! That's NASTY! It didn't happen. It DIDN'T-

"What you're thinking did not happen"

The cat said.

Okay, you were officially crazy. But you ventured a question anyway.

"What do you mean?"

"We didnt do anything vulgar. I might be an animal but Humans are just as dirty as us four-leggers! I am a gentleman."

The cat stood on its hind legs.

*click click*

"I can't believe we met a half cat girl and a talking cat! Ohhh I hope you two aren't aliens!"

Your one to talk, miss "HEADLESS"

I thought.

"How rude! We are not aliens! I simply made a deal with this human! She should be grateful for what I did. She was on the verge of death! You're happy I gave you half of my lives. Now I only have 5. Naturally, I get the larger half of the 9."

So I listened as an explanation went down about Mr. Scientist, Shinra, Ms. Headless, Celty and Mr. Cat...Mr. Cat(he didnt tell me his name) It seems I've lost all my memory. I wonder what happened... But I knew one thing for sure... I was so glad what I thought happened, did NOT happen. To my knowledge...

"You see, I gave you half of my life, but with that, You gave me some of you, too!"

As stood, he started to grow until he was fully a human...HUMAN! (With cat ears and tail, of course) A human... That cat turned into a Human...(A fine looking one, at that...but...)

"WAHH! PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!"

I fling around, my face glowing red. Celty also turns around, but I think she might've been able to still see him.

Shinra gives him his lab coat and he pulls it on then walks over to me.

He stands uncomfortably close and holds my chin and pulls my face really close to his.

"I can't say I don't love you, though, miss Yui, and I'd love to do it with someone like you."

*SLAP*

My eyes were on fire. I cant stand this guy! Who does he think he is?! I-

"I think I am Lucifer Nekobunji, Half cat, Half human. Just like yourself, miss Yui"

He licks the blood that slid near the corner of his mouth with teeth as sharp as a cat's. He rubs his cheek where I had slapped him

"Now that wasn't very nice"

What the...can he read my mind?!

"Yes, I can, since you are my soul m-"

*SLAP*

Now both sides of his face were red.

"Alright, if Miss Yui would like me to be gone, I shall take my leave, for now. This will not be the last we exchange words, master Yui"

With a bow and a devilish smirk, he leaps out the window.

"My coat..."

Shinra watched as the white coat streamed behind the white cat as it scampered away with it.

WAHHH Sorry if you thought this episode was a bit nasty, no I'm not into Humans X Animals. I dont swing that way, either. This was simply for COMEDIC RELIEF! Okay? :D

Yay! I posted!