A/N: YO YO YO PEPO! That doesn't work for me... ANYWAYS, last time, Blue stole my lines and Ghirahim turned out to be a zombie! This time... well, FIND OUT!

Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo!
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Demon: Hello again!

Vio: (Looks up from Hyrule Historia) Why are we posting so many chapters today?

Demon: Because I can! How are you liking the book I'm letting you borrow?

Vio: (Begins to nod) It's pretty cool. I'm learning a lot.

Demon: That's good...

(Awkward silence)

Demon: (Checks watch) Where is she? She's supposed to be here right now.

Vio: (Shrugs)

Maniac: (Runs in panting) Sorry guys! Traffic was bad.

Demon: YES FOLKS! THIS IS THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE FANFIC! PLEASE WELCOME... THE FUNNIEST AUTHOR EVER... ZELDA MANIAC!

Maniac: HEY PEOPLES! WHAT UP?

Vio: o_O

Maniac: Hiya Vio! Nice to meet 'cha! (Eats cucco burger)

Vio: Uhhhh... Nice to meet you too. (Continues reading Hyrule Historia)

Demon: (Takes away Hyrule Historia and throws it and hits cucco)

Cucco: BUCKAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Everyone: O_O

Demon: Aaaanyyywayyys... 1st Q: What's your favorite fanfic?

Maniac: Eveyone who I inspired's interviews. THEY MAKE ME SOOO HAPPY :'D *tears of joy*

Vio: o_O Um... C-Can I have Hyrule Historia back, Demon?

Demon: NOPEITY NOPE! THE CUCCO IS RIPPING IT UP!

Cucco: (Tearing up Hyrule Historia with beak and gives us evil, psycho eye)

Vio: O_O Why did I agree to do this?

Demon: 'Cause you did. Anyways, 2nd Q: Why do you love cucco burgers so much?

Cucco: BUUUUUCKKKKAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW! (Calls other cuccos)

Cuccos: BUCKAW BUCKAW BUCKAWWWWWW! (Attacks)

Demon: QUICK! RUN! INTO THE INDESTRUCTABLE CUCCO LAIR! (Runs)

After running into the lair...

Vio: O_O I'm scarred for life... (Curls up into a ball and begins to rock back and forth)

Maniac: THAT WAS AWESOME!

Demon: I know right! SKYWARD FIST PUMP! (Does fist pump)

Maniac: (Does fist pump)

Demon: Okay, so why do you love cucco burgers so much?

Maniac: Well, here's the story... IN FLASHBACK MODE!

FLASHBACK IN HYRULE :D
Me: *not addicted to cucco burgers* Hey Link, what's that? *points to cucco Burger stand*
Link: A cucco burger stand. Want one? :3
Me: Sure :D
Link: *hands one*
Me: *nomming on it, waits a second, and eats it all in one bite* I think I can go for 10,000,000 more :D
Link: -_- what have I done?
END :D

Demon: COOL! XD

Maniac: I KNOW RIGHT! (Eats cucco burgers)

Vio: GET ME OUT OF HERE! (Bangs on locked door)

Demon: The doors wont unlock until the cucoos are gone, and it'll take a while.

Vio: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

?: Because... MWAHAHAHAHAAA!

Demon: OMG IT'S SHADOW LINK! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Shadow: O_O Um...

Maniac: OH MY GAWD! YOU ARE SOOOOO AWESOME! (Eats emergency cucco burger)

Demon: I'M TOTALLY INTERVIEWING YOU NEXT! (Gets out net) :3

Shadow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Gets caught)

A/N: XD I hope this'll entertain a lot of people! XD ANyways, next time, Shadow, by force, will be interviewed! TOODLES! (That don't work for me either... Pooey...)