Hi guys, Sorry it took me so long to update, but enough with the chit-chat we have a story to get to.
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SHOUTING
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Vegeta woke up tp the smell of breakfast "That's odd, the Woman's ditzy mother is away at some place called the Bahamas, and the Woman is still asleep next to me. Who could blame her? She was having fun with a Super Saiyan 4 all night. That leads me to the question of who is making breakfast. I better go check it out." Vegeta quickly put on some shorts and headed towards the kitchen. The sight before him could only be described as weird.
"Sandra remind me again, why we are making breakfast?"
"Because Daddy and mommy where busy screwing eachother last night throughout the whole night. I sincerely doubt that mom has enough energy to do it and dad would never "lower himself to these standards", besides I want Chibi's first meal to be made by us."
"Can Chibi even eat?"
"I think so, LaSean."
By this point Chibi was already seated at the table and was staring off into space. Sandra then began to spoon feed him. After a while Chibi noticed Vegeta's presence and sent him the "I'm watching you" sign.
"Hi Daddy, have a seat, we made you breakfast."
Vegeta walked over to the table and began to eat, after a few minutes Trunks also came down. Bulma came down for breakfast about 15 minutes after Trunks.
"Thanks for breakfast girls. Are you excited about finally meeting the Z-Fighters today?"
"Yes mom, Daddy, can I punch Yamcha in the face?"
"Of course you can LaSean."
"It's nice to know you're trying dad, but my name is SARA S-A-RA IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO LEARN!"
"Sara I want to tell you something, but I don't think I should."
"What is it? Tell me!"
"Well... Saiyans have perfect memory, so basically Daddy is just doing this to spite you."
"I see your the brains of the outfit brat."
"Hey I take offence to that Vegeta."
"I see you still haven't learned how to address me as father yet, you must be the slow one in the group."
"YOU ASSWIPE! I HATE YOU!"
"The feeling is mutual."
"You can't hate me I'm your daughter."
"Well aren't I your father."
"So what!"
"I can take away your privilages."
"Guys I..."
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!"
"Guys..."
"YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF."
"GUYS!"
"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY ASSHOLE!"
"I give up it's impossible to get y'alls attention."
"IS THAT A CHALLENGE YOU SNIVELING BRAT!"
"SO WHAT IF IT IS OLD MAN!"
"WELL THEN..."
Vegeta was cut off by the abrupt drop in the room's temperature.
"It's f-f-freezing in here."
"For once I agree with you brat."
"I think the A/C unit malfunctioned guys, but don't worry I'll have it fixed in a few minutes."
"That won't be neccesary Blue."
"Vegeta I told you that if you didn't stop calling me Woman Trunks would make up his own nickname for me."
"That wasn't me mom."
"Then who was it?"
"It was me."
Everyone in the room turned to look at Chibi.
"I'll stop now if you want me to."
Bulma nodded her head slowly, and the room's temperature turned back to normal almost immediately.
"Thanks Chibi, now that I have y'alls attention... I forgot what I was going to say."
"Wow Sandra just wow."
"Shut up LaSean!"
"Girls stop fighting. There is plenty of time to get ready for the party at 3 p.m., and if I catch any of you fighting, you won't get ANY of the things you need to survive. This includes you too Vegeta."
"Okay mom, can I go over to Goten's house until the party?"
"Sure you can Trunks."
"Thanks mom!"
Timeskip: 2:50pm
Ding,Ding,Ding
"Hi Chi-Chi you guys are the first ones here come on in and make yourselves at home."
In 30 minutes all the Z-Fighters were assembled in Bulma's living room.
"Hi B, how are you?"
"I'm doing great Yamcha, the party will comence shortly we're just waiting for the guests of honor to arrive."
"Um... Bulma? Aren't we all already here?"
"We are Krillin, but we have a few additions to our group. I wonder where they are at though?"
"Hey Bulma where did you get this doll at, it look just like Vegeta?"
"Yamcha put him down, Chibi do you know why the girls are taking so long?"
Everyone placed their attention on Bulma.
"Aunt Bulma you do know you're talking to a doll right?"
"I'm not a doll Son Gohan I am a living plushie, and Blue last I heard they were having some sort of fashion drama."
Suddenly there was a shout from upstairs.
"Chibi go ahead and introduce us."
"Introducing: The Three Bakas."
"You little bastard I'm going to strangle you."
"Like HFIL you are LaSean don't make me go SSJ on your ass."
"Bakas stop fighting! Hi my name is Sara, the girl with the pony tail is Sandra, and the girl who wants to strangle Chibi is LaSean."
The girls were all wearing a black T-Shirt that said- Bitch you just jealous of my S.S.S on the front and had a picture of all the Super Saiyans on the back. They had on blue jeans that had the red royal Saiyan crest on them.
"So you girls are the newbies huh, how'd ya get into the group?"
"Well 18, we're Vegeta's daughters."
"WHAT!"
"It's a long story and I don't think your feeble could handle it."
"I see you haven't changed a bit Vegeta."
"What's with the hair cue-ball?"
"Daddy, can I punch Yamcha in the face now?"
"Of course you can Sara."
By the time the word Sara had escaped Vegeta's mouth, Yamcha was already on the floor holding his jaw.
"What the fuck was that for!"
"That was for being an asshole towards mom, and always cheating on her."
"That's personal kid, how did you know that?"
"I have my ways."
"Sara stop hogging Yamcha, we all want to punch him."
"Nobody else is punching Yamcha."
"But mom..."
"No buts!"
"Sorry about that Yamcha the girls are very spunky."
"It's okay Bulma."
"Enough small talk, I came here to figure out how these girls have the power they have."
"Daddy, Daddy, can I explain?"
"Did she just call Vegeta daddy?"
"I'm pretty sure she did Krillin."
"Why do you always want to explain things brat?"
"I dunno daddy."
"We're Saiyans, well half-Saiyans, end of story."
"How?"
"We're Vegeta's girls."
"LaSean, Sara, y'all are stealing my explanation."
"How is that even possible?"
"And this is where Sandra explains."
"Thanks LaSean, now let me explain. Basically LaSean, Sara, and I were in some city whose name escapes me, than we signed up for classes at Orange Star High School, and met Gohan. Then we met daddy who at the time was just our homeroom teacher. Then I said things I shouldn't have and daddy brought us to Capsule Corp, and once mom found out we were orphans she allowed us to stay here. Then one day daddy was more irritable thatn usual and LaSean said something that set him off, so we had to run/drive home and hid in a strange machine, which turned out to be a blood transfusion machine, but daddy caught up to us and got into the machine with us, so I panicked and pressed some random buttons on the machine, and long story short LaSean, Sara, and I became demi-Saiyans, and Chibi gained life."
After a whole 5 minutes of silence Yamcha burst out laughing.
"Yeah right kid."
By this point LaSean had pulled out a small black book and was making some scribbles in it.
"I mean seriously, how gulible do you think we are if you honestly expect us to believe that."
More scribbles.
"Oh and news flash aren't you a little old to take an ugly doll everywhere with, because I've seen better things in the junkyard."
LaSean made a few more scribbles in her book and turned to look at Sandra who looked ready to explode.
"You motherfucker how DARE YOU say things like that about Chibi! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HFIL YOU ASSHOLE," Sandra snapped her fingers and continued, "Chibi! WHOOP HIS ASS!"
Chibi gave Yamcha an evil smirk and suddenly the whole room seemed to distort and turn a dark purple.
"What's going on ?.!"
"I don't know Krillin why are you asking me this?"
"Because Bulma is all the way over there and you're the only other nerd in the group!"
Krillin and Gohan abruptly stopped talking when the room's temperature dropped drastically.
Chibi began to walk towards Yamcha with a sadistic grin on his face.
"Hey kid, we're both civilized people I think we can settle this peacefully."
In response to that Chibi punched Yamcha in the face. Yamcha tried punching Chibi back, but Chibi was to fast for him. Chibi grabbed the arm that Yamcha had used to attack him and flipped him over his shoulder. Yamcha got back on his feet and somehow managed to land a kick on Chibi. Big mistake. Chibi reacted rather violently to that and tackled Yamcha to the ground. Yamcha tried to get Chibi off of him and was able to wrap his arm around Chibi. Chibi struggled in his arms but couldn't get free so he did what any Saiyan in his situation would do, he bit down on Yamcha's arm. Yamcha screamed in pain and miraclulously got Chibi off, but Chibi tripped him, got really close to his ear and whispered, "Say goodbye to your manhood." and with that Chibi kicked Yamcha with all his power, in the family jewels. Needless to say Yamcha let out a very loud very girly scream. Chibi was about to stab Yamcha through the stomach when Sandra spoke up.
"Chibi that's enough we still have a party we need to get back to, and the food is getting cold."
Like magic the whole room turned back to normal and Chibi was back in Sandra's arms.
"Now people this only happened because Yamcha dissed Chibi while Sandra was within hearing range, for your own health don't diss chibi while Sandra is within hearing range."
"Thanks for the warning... Sara."
"No problem 18."
The rest of the party went by smoothly and there were no more fights.
It was around 8;30 when Krillin spoke up "Hey Bulma, I had an idea for an end of the party competition."
"Okay Krillin what is it?"
"Well, I was thinking that we should have a singing competition."
"That's a great idea Krillin, we should make it a duet song song that you have to amke up and you need to provide your own music."
"That's great Bulma lets do it."
Bulma quickly announced the event that was going to take place and had 3 teams competing.
"How did you brats even convince me into doing this!"
"Because Sandra thinks you and Chibi have a good chance at winning this."
"Thanks for the support LaSean, and Daddy you have to admit that I have a point I mean seriously our competition is Krillin and Yamcha, and Gohan and Piccolo."
"How did Gohan even get Piccolo to compete?"
"I have no idea Lasean."
"Enough brats! How am I supposed to win incase you forgot we need music and have to come up with a song."
"I got that covered Daddy just read this lyrics, and LaSean, Sara and I know how to play this song."
"Grrrrrr."
"Don't growl dad besides Sandra made sure Chibi knows this song by heart, besides you'll love this song."
"Sara is right Daddy."
"Okay the teams have had enough time to prepare, so lets get this contest started!" Bulma announced through a microphone.
Krillin, Yamcha, Piccolo, and Gohan had already had their turn, and so far Gohan and Piccolo where winning.
When it was Vegeta and Chibi's turn the girls quickly arranced themselves on the stage. Sandra was playing on an electric guitar that was shaped like the royal Saiyan crest, Sara was playing on drums with the royal Saiyan crest on them and LaSean was the background singer.
Vegeta grabbed the microphone and felt a slight apprehension at singing infront of the Z-Fighters, but he knew there was no going back once the girls started playing. He waited for the cue that Sandra said Chibi knew and when they got to it both him and Chibi started singing.
(A/N: If it helps you see this song go to YouTube and type in Saiyan Blood)
Kisama ga dare de arou to (I don't care who you are)
Ore ni wa kesshite kanawanai (You're absolutely no match for me)
I am the prince of Saiyan (I am the prince of Saiyan)
Oboetoku ga ii (You'd better remember that)
Donna ni uchinomesarete mo (No matter how much I get beat down)
Hokori wa kesshite kudakenai (My pride will absolutely never break)
I am the prince of Saiyan (I am the prince of Saiyans)
Ore ga Nanbaa Wan (I'm number one)
Tatakau tabiKizutsuku tabi niHigher (With each fight, and each wound, [I go] higher)
Tsuyokunatte yuku (I become stronger)
Sentou shuzokuSore ga ore no chi sa (My blood is the blood of a fighting race)
Saiyan blood! (Saiyan blood!)
Get you down! Get you down! (Get you down! Get you down!)
Tatakau tame ni umareta ze (I was born to fight)
Beat you down! Beat you down! (Beat you down! Beat you down!)
Densetsu wa ima ore ni naru (Now I shall become the legend)
Negai wa hitotsu dake sa (I have just one wish)
Eien ni tatakaeru inochi (A life where I can fight forever)
I am the prince of Saiyan (I am the prince of Saiyans)
Ii ki ni naru na Kakarotto (Don't get too full of yourself, Kakarot)
Kisama wa kakyuu senshi da (You're just a low-level warrior)
Uchuu o te ni (The universe is mine for the taking)
I am the prince of Saiyan (I am the prince of Saiyan)
Kuzu-domo to ore wa chigau (I'm different from scum like you)
Konna pawaa ja (This isn't the power)
Konna supiido ja nai ze (This isn't the speed)
Tsuyokunatte yuku (I'll become stronger)
Koete miseru ze Ore wa doko made mo (I'll surpass it all, you'll see)
Saiyan blood! (Saiyan blood!)
Get you down! Get you down! (Get you down! Get you down!)
Hijousa dake ga ruuru da ze (Heartlessness is my only rule)
Saiyan blood! (Saiyan blood!)
Beat you down! Beat you down! (Beat you down! Beat you down!)
Junsui na akuTogisumase (My pure evil I will hone)
Ore wa ore shika koerarenai (Only I can outdo myself)
Sore ga unmei (That's my destiny)
Kodoku na hoshi de kamawanai (I don't mind being a lonely star)
Tada hikare (I'll simply shine)
Saiyan blood! (Saiyan blood!)
Get you down! Get you down! (Get you down! Get you down!)
Ore no mae ni tachitai nara (If you want to stand before me)
Saiyan blood! (Saiyan blood!)
Beat you down! Beat you down! (Beat you down! Beat you down!)
Subete o sutete tatsu ga ii (You'd better throw away everything)
Saiyan blood! (Saiyan blood!)
Get you down! Get you down! (Get you down! Get you down!)
Tatakau tame ni umareta ze (I was born to fight)
Beat you down! Beat you down! (Beat you down! Beat you down!)
Densetsu wa ima ore ni naru (Now I shall become the legend)
When the instrumental was over the winners of the competition snapped their fingers and walked off the stage
RR So what did y'all think and I'm sorry for not making a performance for the other two teams I just had no idea what to do for them. Please no flames. Also if you want to read more of Sandra, Sara, and LaSean's crazy adventures read One in the Same by Zutarafan4ev it includes the Gaang from A:TLA, Goku, Vegeta, Sandra, Sara, and LaSean.