A/N: Hiya!
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo!
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Demon: Welcome back to Zelda Interviews!
Red: Hey! Who are we interviewing? (Totallly innocent look on face)
Tingle: TINGLE TINGLE KOO LOO LIMPAH!
Demon: WHAT THE-(Falls out of chair)
Tingle: Thanks for giving your seat to Tingle! (Plops down on chair and breaks it)
Red: O_O'
Demon: Grrrr... (Stands) Yes. We're interviewing Tingle, the fairy freak.
Tingle: We cannot have an interview without TINGLE!
Demon: STOP TALKING IN THIRD PERSON!
Red: WAAAAAAAH! I'M SCARED! D'X
Demon: O o O Red!
Red: (Runs out of studio crying)
Demon: Crud! (Sighs) Okay Tingle, 1st Q: Why do you like maps?
Tingle: MAPS STINK! I LIKE RUNNING!
Demon: o_O But you float around on an air balloon!
Tingle: AND I HATE IT!
Demon: You're starting to creep me out...
Tingle: (Takes off face which turns out to be mask)
Demon: TINGLE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Tingle: (Reveals to be Running Man from OOT)
Demon: RUNNING MAN?
Running Man: Yes! I am the one who seeks the heart of a beast!
Demon: WHY THE H*** DID YOU DISGUISE YOURSELF AS A FAT GUY WITH A BALLOON AND DRAWS MAPS?!
Running Man: 'Cause I can.
Demon: DON'T GIVE ME AN ANSWER THAT I WOULD SAY!
Running Man: I GOTTA RUN! (Runs away slowly)
Demon: GET BACK HERE! (Tackles)
All four Links: (Run in and see Running Man and Demon fighting to the death)
Vio: What do we do?!
Blue: I'm betting that the girl with the short brown hair's gonna win!
Green: NO! The weird running guy's gonna win!
Blue: NO! THE GIRL!
Green: RUNNING GUY!
Blue: GIRL!
Green: RUNNING GUY!
Blue: (Starts to fight Green)
Red: WAAAAAAAAH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON! D'X
Vio: (Gives everyone Back-Handed Slaps of Shame)
Demon: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!
Vio: FOR FIGHTING OUR GUEST!
Everyone: (Fights one another)
A/N: Well, that was a violent one... BYE!