Ruby: Hi yall I'm here posting a halloween chapter that I hope might freak some of you out, or at least make you laugh at my failed attempts to scare you. Anyway before this begins please review your feedback really helps me write out new chapters. Now Chibi read the disclaimer.
Chibi: We don't own Dragonball Z or any of the songs or references on here.
lyrics
SHOUTING
[SHADOW]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
[SIAMESE SHADOW]
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
[PUMPKIN PATCH CHORUS]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
[GHOSTS]
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
[CREATURE UNDER THE BED]
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
[MAN UNDER THE STAIRS]
I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
[CORPSE CHORUS]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
[VAMPIRES]
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
[MAYOR]
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
CORPSE CHORUS]
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...
[HARLEQUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF & MELTING MAN]
Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green
[WEREWOLF]
Aren't you scared?
[WITCHES]
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
[HANGING TREE]
Everybody scream, everbody scream
[HANGED MEN]
In our town of Halloween!
[CLOWN]
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
[SECOND GHOUL]
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
[OOGIE BOOGIE SHADOW]
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
[CORPSE CHORUS]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
[CHILD CORPSE TRIO]
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
[PARENT CORPSES]
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween
[CORPSE CHORUS]
In this town
[MAYOR]
Don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
[CORPSE CHORUS]
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy
Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now!
[EVERYONE]
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
[CORPSE CHILD TRIO]
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
[EVERYONE]
La la la la-la-la
"Brat! Turn that thing off!"
"But dad, this is Halloween."
"Don't you even think of restarting that shit again!"
"Vegeta stop being a stick in the mud, you better get used to the music, we're hosting a Halloween party tonight at Capsule Corp."
"What!"
"That's awesome mom, I'm going to go tell Sandra and Sara."
In Sandra's Room:
"Sara c'mon stop being stuborn and help me pick out a costume for Chibi."
"Grrrrrrrr. Fine."
"Yay, but I have no clue as to what I'm going to dress him up as. What are you going to be?"
"Well, I'm going as Aphrodite an LaSean is going as a fallen angel. What are you going to be?"
"I'm going as a Saiyan Princess."
"How very original, is Chibi going as the Saiyan Prince."
"Shut up Sara, and no Chibi is not going as himself for Halloween."
"Guys, I have important news to tell you, mom is hosting a Halloween party here at Capsule Corp."
"That's awesome!"
"Oh, and dad said to bring your demon doll with you to scare the guests, his words, not mine."
"Oh my god c'mon Chibi we're going to the store to get you a little devil costume."
"I think she bypassed the insult LaSean."
"Yes Sara, yes she did."
"C'mon daddy I need to go get Chibi a costume for the party."
"Just go by yourself brat or ask your mother."
"I don't want to go by myself, and mom is busy. If you don't come with me who knows what might happen to me, I could get abducted, beaten up, raped, or worse forced to watch an 8-hour marathon of Dragonball Evolution."
"Grrrrrr. Fine brat we'll get a costume for your doll."
"Yay! Thanks Daddy. I'm going to go get Chibi ready for our shopping trip."
"Vegeta wait I'm coming with you and Sandra."
"Great now I have you of all the brats coming with me."
"What's that supposed to mean Vegeta?"
"It means that ... "
"Daddy, Chibi and I are ready to go."
"Fine get in the car."
"Oh, LaSean your coming with us?"
"Yeah, Its better than staying here and listen to Sara complain about her costume, besides this is the best opportunity to upgrade my costume."
"Okay."
At the Mall
"Wow, there are so many costumes here, how are we ever going to find a little devil costume Chibi's size?"
"Easy Sandra like this. Excuse me Miss can you help us?"
"Listen here you little bitch I'm on my self imposed lunch break, I don't get paid enough to find costumes for girls who are probably gonna end up becoming sluts or whores. I bet you're whoring around right now. How much is he (Vegeta) going to pay you for your services this Halloween? So go find your own fucking costume, and while your at it tell your prostitute in crime that walking around with a toy like a little girl who doesn't know any better. That's what that bitch pretends to be isn't it. She obviously isn't a virgin anymore. You sluts better get your horny selves out of my face."
The store attendant turned around and was about to leave when she felt herself being lifted up by the throat and slamed into a wall. She tried to scream, but was silenced by a hand to her mouth, "Don't even bother screaming no one will hear you. Do you see that doll over there."
The girl nodded very slowly.
"Well right now it is stopping time, and let me tell you, if you ever say anyting like that about any other member of my family I will not hesitate to kill you. The only reason I'm not ending your pathetic life is because we need a costume for the doll and you're the only person available, but for your sake you better hope I get satisfied tonight or else I will hunt you down, tear your flesh, and devour you while your still alive." To emphasize his point, he bit a piece of the girl's ear off, "and you're in your prime, making your blood all the more sweeter."
Vegeta nodded at Chibi, and Chibi let time flow naturaly.
"So will you help us find what we are looking for?"
"O-of c-c-course s-sir."
The girl quickly took Chibi's measurements and came back in less than a minute later with a little devil costume Chibi's size.
"Thanks Miss, how much does our dad have to pay you?"
"I-its on t-the h-house."
"Good, lets go girls."
"But dad..."
"No buts we are leaving right now and if you don't agree with me then I'm grounding you and you can't attend the party."
"Okay."
Timeskip: Back At Capsule Corp
"Girls, you should start getting ready for the party, it starts in an hour."
"Mom, is the Z-Gang coming?"
"Of course they are Sara, they all know I throw the best parties and I put up an ad to invite anyone into the party."
"What about security?"
"I'm suprised you asked Sara, we obviously have the best security there could possibly be, your father."
"True."
"C'mon Vegeta the Z-Fighters are already here."
"Don't rush me woman!"
"So Krillin, what are you dressed up as?"
"I'm a vampire, 18 is a seductress, and Maron is a fairy. What are you Gohan?"
"I'm a wizard, Goten's a gargoyle, mom is a fighter, and Piccolo is a snake."
"Interesting. What are you girls dressed up as?"
"Well Krillin, I'm Aphrodite."
"Who?"
"The greek goddess of beauty."
"Never heard of her."
"Well, anyway I'm Aphrodite, LaSean's a fallen angel, Sandra is a Saiyan Princess, Mom is a sorceress, Trunks is a werewolf, and I have no idea what dad is."
"Vegeta, hurry up, we're all waiting for you."
Vegeta stepped out of the room and descended down the stairs.
"Wow Vegeta, that costume looks so realistic, how long did it take you to make it."
The now Super Saiyan 4 Vegeta replied to Gohan, "It only took me a few days." (A/N Geta is suppressing his power so the Z-Fighters can't sense it)
"People should be arriving here in a few minutes, so no ki blasts, other than that have fun.
Later, During the party
"Katie, are you sure we should be doing this, I mean that is an experimental gas."
"Don't be such a worry wart its going to be okay, as long as people have human blood, they'll be okay, there are no animals here, and everyone knows that aliens don't exist, besides it will give the room a red smoke look."
"Okay if you say so."
A red smoke went across the whole compound, and consumed people in it. It started to mellow out a few minutes later and rose up to the roof.
"What was that Sandra?"
"How do you expect me to know?"
"Because you normaly know about weird crap like this."
"Bakas look Piccolo is acting weird, he's just sitting there acting a little like a hippie."
"That's strange."
"AHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP, I NEED HELP."
"Wait you need to calm down, my name is Sara, what's wrong."
"My name is Ruth, and me and my friend were in the haunted house when something big tackled her to the ground, and I heard her scream. I thought she was just playing, so I took a picture with my phone, and when I saw it ... just look."
Sandra, LaSean, and Sara looked at the picture and gasped. The girl was on the floor with a bite torn out of her neck, and her intestines were splattered out on the floor. She was missing both her arms, her legs, and her heart.
"Um, Ruth, my name is Sandra, and did you happen to see what jumped on your friend."
"W-well it looked like a lion, and it was growling a lot."
Sandra, Sara, and LaSean all shared a look that said "SHIT!"
"Okay, my name is LaSean, and make sure to tell all your friends to tell all their friends to tell all their friends and so on to stay out of the haunted house."
"O-okay."
The girls waited until the Ruth left.
"SANDRA EXPLAIN!"
"Okay, don't shout at me Sara. I think that red cloud thing must have reverted dad back to a more primitive, instinctual mind."
"That explains Piccolo too remember when Sara said he was acting kind of like a hippie."
"Oh yeah, I did, no wonder, that actually makes sense LaSean."
"Guys, I wasn't done with my explanation, I have good news, and bad news."
"Well what is it?"
"The good news is that Saiyans are territorial so dad will most likely stay in the haunted house. The bad news is that since he's a Super Saiyan 4, he's basically in a smaller, stronger version of the Oozaru, he didn't eat lunch, and there are who knows how many people still in there."
"So what are we going to do?.!"
"We're going to close off the haunted house, and we're going to save the people who are still alive in there. Here's the game plan, Chibi is going to keep people from entering by any means necessary except killing and we're going to go in there. Now give me a moment while I go get some things."
"What is she going to get Sara?"
"I don't know."
LaSean and Sara waited for about 5 minutes until Sandra came back with multiple guns, riffles, and snippers.
"Sandra, sweety, incase you forgot GUNS DON'T WORK ON SAIYANS!"
"These guns aren't filled with bullets, they're filled with Saiyan sedative darts. LaSean I got you two guns, Sara you have this one that lets you shoot multiple rounds at once, and I got the long range."
"Okay, Sandra, LaSean we're going in."
The haunted house was very dark and the girls were feeling a sense of impending doom.
"I smell blood."
"I sense 9 kis in here ... make that 8."
"I'm scared, I should have brought Chibi with me."
"Now's not the time for that Sandra, we have to find the survivors."
"Okay, but listen it's going to take small 81 sedative darts or 9 big sedative darts to take daddy down."
"I thought it was 3 small ones?"
"It normaly is, but you have to take in the fact that he's a Super Saiyan 4."
"AHHHHHH."
"People, don't scream, my name is Sara and these are my friends LaSean and Sandra, we're here to help."
"I'm Sandra here are some grenades, if you think the creature (Vegeta) is to close for comfort, throw it."
"Vegeeeta where areeeee youuuuu?"
"LaSean, I think I heard something."
The girls were all busy trying to find the sound when all of a sudden Vegeta jumped out of no where.
One of the bystanders panicked and threw their granade, and a blinding blast of light was emitted. Using this to their advantage Sara and LaSean began to fire at Vegeta, they had managed to shoot him multiple times before he got up and retreated into the darkness making a hasty retreat, but not before Sandra managed to shoot him 3 times before he was out of range, but thankfully those darts were enough to make the Prince loose conciousness
"You guys can leave now, a little boy in a devil costume will help you and tell him that Sandra said to clean up afterards."
The people nodded and left, they were too shocked to disagree.
"Okay, I call cleaning up Daddy!"
"I call helping Sandra carry Vegeta."
"So that means I have to clean up the haunted house."
"Don't worry Sara, Chibi is going to help you. C'mon LaSean lets get dad upstairs."
In Bulma and Vegeta's Room
"That is a whole lot of blood."
"I know it is go get me some towels or something to clean him up."
"Sandra, what if the effect of this thing hasn't warn off by the time mom comes in here?"
"Well, daddy won't kill her because of that whole Saiyan mates thing, actually I'm pretty sure he'll be horny instead so yeah if mom starts screaming, don't bother checking."
"Okay."
"Let's go back downstairs and clean up the haunted house, we still have to go trick or treating."
"Last one there is a Frieza lover."
I know its out of season but I had to post this, tell me what you think AKA review, hopefully the Christmas one will be on time, if you want to read more of our adventures read One in the Same by Zutarafan4ev