A/N: Well, HERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo!
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Blue: (Is waiting for Demon)
Vio: (Walks in) Hey Blue.
Blue: Where's Demon? She's late. And why is my text in bold?
Vio: (Shows text message on phone)
Blue: From Demon: Hey. I'm not coming to Random Zelda Interviews for awhile. I'll be too busy crying my eyes out.
Vio: I think Link broke up with her on Zelda maniac's interviews.
Blue: Awww... That's too bad...
Vio: So, we'll be doing Mido's interview today.
Blue: CAN I DO THE INTRO?! (Gives really bad puppy face)
Vio: Um, sure. As long as you NEVER do that face again!
Blue: Okay. Ahem... PLEASE WELCOME, THE NUSIANCE, THE MEAN WEIRDO, AND THE EYE OF THE INTOLERABLE OF THE KOKIRI! THE NOT SO GREAT... MIIIIDOOOOO!
Mido: (Walks on stage and waves to the crowd)
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK!
Mido: IT 'TIS I! THE GREAT MIDO! AND I AM HERE TO MAKE THIS CRUDDY FANFIC A MILLION TIMES BETTER!
Blue: (Mutters) More like a million times WORSE...
Vio: Okay, 1st Q: Why do you hate Link?
Mido: Because he's trying to STEAL Saria! SHE'S MIIIINEEEEE!
Blue: O_o Um, 2nd Q: Why do you walk like a crazy psycho?
Mido: I do not walk like a crazy psycho! (Does weird walk)
Blue: YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
Mido: YOU MAD BRO?!
Blue: YEAH I'M MAD!
Vio: GUYS STOP!
Blue and Mido: (Fighting like wild animals)
Hero of Time: I can handle this. (Takes out hammer and slams ground)
Blue: HUH?!
Mido: WHAT THE HECK LINK?!
Hero of Time: YOU GUYS WERE FIGHTING MIDO! STOP BEING SO MEAN!
Mido: HE STARTED IT!
Hero of Time: AND I'M GONNA FINISH IT! (Fights Mido and Blue)
Vio: (Gets Bomb Arrow from TP Link and fires at the fighting boys)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
A/N: Well, that was a weird one... Will Demon come back in time to interview Isabelle Author? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!