A/N: Here's another good chapter! BYEEEEES!
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Demon: Welcome back to more Zelda interviews!
Blue: Today we'll be interviewing my LEAST favorite Zelda helper, but apparently is Demon's favorite, FI, OR AKA CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
Demon: BLUE! YOU DON'T MAKE FUN OF FI!
Fi: I calculate that there's a 99% chance that Demon is upset with Blue.
Blue: Ugh. (Facepalm)
Demon: So, first Q: (Chugs down a bottle of Lon Lon Milk) How did it feel to experience happiness for the first time? (Starts crying from remembering the ending cutscene)
Fi: It felt... as your people would say, nice. Experiencing my first emotion was 100% fulfilling.
Blue: Um... Good I guess?
Demon: 2nd Q: (Chugs down more Lon Lon Milk) Um... OH WOULD YOU PLEASE SING FARORE'S COURAGE?! YOU SING AMAZINGLY EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE SAY YOU SOUND LIKE AUTOTUNE! I'LL EVEN PLAY THE OCARINA IF I MUST!
Fi: I'd be 100% happy too. (Starts singing Farore's Courage)
Demon: (Plays along with the Ocarina of Time)
Blue: O o O That's so beautiful... It could make a tough guy like me cry! tater starts falling out of eye) But not THIS TOUGH GUY! GET BACK IN THERE TEAR! tater goes back into eye)
Demon and Fi: (Finish and recieves applause)
Maniac: (Is sobbing) :'D THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL! I COULD CRY FOR A MILLION YEARS!
Fi: There's a 100% chance that I think that we should go on tour together. What do you think, Demon?
Demon: THAT WOULD BE AMAZING! YES YES YES YEEES! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW! REVIEW TO GET ONE! I'M SO EXCITED TO DO THIS!
Blue: O_O What the heck just happened?
A/N: Well, after my iPad giving me a hard time with changing the font, I FINALLY FINISHED! YEEEEES! Okay, so Fi and I are really going on tour together so... YAY! We'll be doing a MEDELEY of Zelda songs! BTW You can actually play the goddess songs from Skyward Sword on the ocarina in Ocarina if Time. There's a video of it on YouTube! See you guys later with... NAVI! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!