A/N: Okay, for those that have read Maniac's interview, OOT Link and I are officially together! Thanks Maniac! I owe you!

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Demon: Welcome everyone to Random Zelda Interviews!

OOT Link: Now, what we've all been waiting for...

Demon: THE GREAT FAIRY FROM OOT! (Dramatic music plays)

Great Fairy: HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! (Pops out from fountain)

OOT Link: OH MY GODDESSES! IT BUUUURRRRNS! D'X

Demon: O_O U-Uh, 1st Q: Why don't you wear CLOTHES?!

Great Fairy: CLOTHES ARE FOR CHUMPS! BESIDES, I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO WEAR THAT STUFF!

OOT Link: BEAUTIFUL?! MORE LIKE REVOLTING AND INNAPPROPRIATE TO NATURE! YOU'RE A DISGRACE!

Demon: Liink! Don't upset her! Here! (Blindfolds OOT Link)

OOT Link: Aaaaaah... Muuuch better...

Great Fairy: Uh, why is he blindfolded? Can't he handle my BEAUTY?!

Demon: O_O' Um... He wanted to take a nap and the light was bugging him...?

Great Fairy: OKAY!

Radio: (Starts playing really catchy tune)

Great Fairy: I LOVE THIS SONG! (Starts dancing)

Demon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT HURTS! I'M DYING! HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

OOT Link: (Hurriedly unties blindfold, uses sword to rip off sleeve of tunic, then uses sleeve as a blindfold for Demon)

Demon: (Blushes) Thanks... Anyways, 2nd Q: What would you do if you could leave your fountain?

Great Fairy: I'd STRUT MY STUUUUUFF! (Starts strutting) UH HUH! OH YEAH! UH HUH!

OOT Link: Thank the goddesses that we're blindfolded...

Demon: Okay, I'm out of questions! NOW GET BACK TO YOUR FOUNTAIN BEFORE YOU MAKE SOMEONE DIE!

Great Fairy: Awwwww! (Goes back into fountain)

Demon: (Takes off blindfold) I guess you'll want your sleeve back...

OOT Link: Nah. You can keep it. (Hugs because he's too nervous to kiss)

Demon: (: Thanks! Now we should hurry and get out of here...

A/N: Yeah, OOT Link and I were at the Great Fairy Fountain. Anyways, NEXT TIME, WE'LL BE INTERVIEWING A REDEAD! DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA!

P.S. Should I change the rating of this fanfic?