-Chapter Four-
Now, the Dark Lord Ganondorf teleported over to where Link was. Then Ganondorf pulled out a ray gun and shot Link with it and killed him. Then, Ganondorf retreived triforce power from link, since Link took one from him, he got two back now. Now he needed one more. So, he teleported to where Zelda was and killed her with a ray gun. Then, Zelda's dog came out of nowhere and started talking to Ganondorf. He said,
"Why do you have a ray gun, you are way in the past"
Then Ganondorf replied, "I went to the future, i didn't really die. When my minions brought me back, it was really a time machine. So I brought this back from the future you stupid dog."
"No one calls me stupid!" yelled the dog in anger. So, he did 10 front flips in the air and then 10 back flips and then flew to Ganondorf and slapped him in the face. Ganondorf, being very mad at this, killed the dog with the ray gun. Then, he used his triforce wish to destroy THE WORLD!!!! But he would still be alive. So then it blew up and everyone died. As he was floating in space and laughing menacingly for several days, he slowly realized that he has nothing to rule over. So, he began to cry and throw a fit like a baby and he was banging his arms and legs on the floor. But then he soon realized there was no floor, so he just kept on shaking himself around. Then, Link's and Zelda's ghost flew up in front of the whining Ganondorf. A bright light opened from above and they started to ascend toward it. As they past him, Link said, "You jerk" and Zelda flipped him off. Then, Ganondorf, looking confused, which seemed to distract him and make him stop crying, noticed millions, and billions, and quacktillions of ghosts started ascending towards heaven. As they did everyone flipped him off and laughed as he started crying again. This event made him flashback to when he was in his senior year of high school and he always cried because he was ugly...and still is. So, everyone would laugh at him. Now, since millions, and billions, and quacktillions of people were laughing at him and flipping him off at the same time, really made his harsh memories more intense and unbearable. So, he was so deppressed that he killed himself. But since the holder of all three triforces killed himself, it was aginst the laws of physics because of the rule that whoever kills the triforce holder is the new triforce holder, it got messed up. So, there was a huge-o-mugo explosivo thingy that destroyed the whole universe. This got the Goddesses ticked, so they started a new universe and decided not to create people and talking dogs.
THE END