Author's Note: I finished HW! OK you guys figured out that fast. Congratulations to BrunoMarsLover21 and Mr. Strawberry and Halofan197(Who needs to tell me name and personality for next chapter). So the answer is... you have to find out.
Trevor: You're obsessed with this show.
Me: Shut up.
Mordecai and Margaret were enjoying their dinner. They went out to a seafood place. They both talked about work mostly, but still had a fun time. Eventually, they got to the topic of Mordecai's doctor visit.
"So, he always gave me this blank expression, like he was in no mood at all to talk about something positive." Mordecai called for the check and paid.
"That's weird, What was your doctor's name again?" Margaret asked.
"Dr. Pzold." Mordecai replied, as he and Margaret were walking away from the restaurant.
"I'll be sure not to get him as a doctor, he's weird."
Dr. Pzold was walking to his car until he heard a familiar voice.
"Pzold," the voice called.
"Ah yes, I almost forgot about you." He turned around, "I took out his cast and stitches yesterday."
"Excellent," the voice replied.
"Can I have my money now?"
"NO! Not until this pays off."
"So what do I do now?"
"You call him in for a post-taken-off-cast-and-stitches checkup, keep him busy until I get back and get that idiot to myself."
"Don't you think this a little... over the top?"
"Of course not! Why?"
"Well, for one, I don't think ruining his life will make a difference." Dr. Pzold stoked his beard.
"Yes it will! Now do as I say or not only will I take away your reward, but I'll tell your wife that you had an affair with your secretary!"
Pzold put up his hands, "Please, don't!"
"Then the plan will continue." The voice chuckled.
THE NEXT MORNING
Mordecai opened his eyes. He looked to the side to see Margaret sleeping. He got up as quietly as possible and went to the kitchen to eat some cereal. He turned on the TV to see some breaking news pop up.
"Three involved in a car accident today. No fatalities however all three were hospitalized." the reporter spoke.
"That sucks," Mordecai talked to himself.
"The crashed was caused while one of the driver's breaks failed, and ironically, were on their way to get them fixed."
"Sucks even worse," Mordecai commented. Margaret walked in scratching her head.
"You're up early for a day off." Margaret went to the kitchen.
"I just wake up early I guess," he shrugged.
"The three drivers were taken to Twin Pines General Hospital..."
"Hey! That's the place I go to!" Mordecai pointed. His phone rang, and Margaret tossed it to him.
"Speaking of hospitals," Margaret spoke, "it's your doctor."
Mordecai put the phone to his ear. "Hello Mordecai Quintel you have an appointment today at 12 for a post-injury checkup. Will you be able to arrive?"
"Yes I will," Mordecai replied.
"Thank you. Goodbye." The phone clicked.
"OK then." Mordecai frowned. Margaret laughed. "What's so funny?"
"I just realized, that you're aways naked." She laughed harder.
"And we've known each other for how many years?" Mordecai kept a blank expression.
"No, it's just, it never really hit me like, just now, 'oh, he's not wearing clothes 24/7'!" Mordecai ignored that comment as he was lost in his own thoughts.
Known each other for years... That thought echoed in his head. This is the girl he's had the biggest crush on for the past few years, no, bigger than a crush. He got up and interrupted Margaret's laughter with a very passionate kiss. Margaret started to kiss back. Mordecai's brain melted as their tongues intertwined. He hugged her tightly. This feels... right. They pulled away and looked into each other's eyes. Mordecai kissed her again. Margaret began to lose herself in the kiss. Involuntarily, she let out a small moan. She broke the kiss and blushed furiously. Mordecai blushed as well.
"Enjoy the kiss a little too much there?" Mordecai said as he rubbed the back of his neck.
"Heh, I can't believe we have been dating for eight months and we still blush when something like that happens." Margaret pointed out.
"And even then we have uh, done more than enjoy a kiss too much." Mordecai's blush deepened. Margaret kissed Mordecai this time. She led him back to the bedroom. "Uhh, y'know I don't really feel like it Margaret."
"Seriously," Margaret looked at him, "on the rare occasion that I feel like it you refuse?"
"Ugh, fine." Mordecai tackled her on the bed, kissing her neck. Mordecai was actually just fine with a nice kiss, but this was still awesome. "Margaret," Mordecai started, "You're awesome, and I'm not just saying that 'cause we're doing this."
"Mordecai, now's not the time for one of your speeches."
"Seriously, though, I love you with all my heart." Mordecai looked at her.
"I love you too."
"Anyway, I should get going to the doctor's now." The blue jay got up.
"Uh, you might want to do something that'll hide the uh, 'smell'"
"Good idea." After Mordecai hid the stench he waved at his favorite robin and drove off. He sat down in the waiting room to see a blonde human girl sitting across from him that had her arm in a sling. He narrowed his eyes. "Aren't you..."
"Yes," the girl finished for him, "I'm the girl from the accident that's probably on TV. I've been getting that a lot today."
"Oh, well I'm sorry to hear that," he extended his hand, "I'm Mordecai."
She shook his hand, "I'm Ryan, but I go by Anthony."
"That's cool. Where are the other two guys?"
"Well, one of them is in surgery, while the other guy is sitting next to you," Anthony pointed. Mordecai looked to his right to see a human boy sleeping.
"Is he alright?" Mordecai asked.
"Yeah he's fine. I think he just got bored or something."
Mordecai nudged the man who woke up, "Huh? Wha? Ah!" He saw Mordecai looking at him.
"Are you alright?" Mordecai asked.
"Um yeah, just bored, what does he want?" He whispered loudly to Ryan.
"He's just making sure you're alive."
"I'm Mordecai." He extended his hand.
"Keelan," he shook it, "so what are you here for?" Keelan asked.
"I broke my foot and cracked my head open two months ago and I got the stitches out recently so I'm here for a checkup. What's up with you?"
"I broke my ankle," he held up his foot that was all wrapped up.
"Ouch. Do you guys know what happened to the guy that's in surgery now?" Mordecai asked.
"I think he just broke his wrist severely." Anthony answered. Mordecai was about to speak, but he saw his doctor walk in.
"Well guys, I got to go. See ya." Mordecai said as he followed Dr. Pzold.
"Is he a bird?" Keelan asked Ryan.
"Yeah, why? Oh, that's right, you're not from here. Yeah, animals kind of walk and talk here. Also, there's this park that get's destroyed almost every week."
"This city seems a little, supernatural, yes?"
"It is. The park, and the rest of the city always get rebuilt in a couple days though."
"Even more weird."
"Can you just shut up?" Anthony rubbed her forehead.
Mordecai walked into the room with Dr. Pzold. He did regular checks on everything involving his head and leg. Mordecai was about to leave until Pzold grabbed his arm.
"Hey, man let go!" Mordecai struggled.
"No," Pzold pushed him into a wall. Mordecai lifted his leg and kicked Shzold in between his legs.
Margaret was home, reading a magazine and drinking some water, just relaxing. Outside, Shzold's boss was preparing their selves.
"And the plan starts now." The person pressed a button on their phone, to look exactly like Rigby. 'Rigby' walked up the stairs to see Margaret.
"Hey Rigby," Margaret said, not taking her eyes off her magazine.
"'Sup slut,"
"Oh ha ha," Margaret said dryly, "I'm guessing Mordecai told you about that."
"About what? You know what? I don't even care. Mordecai hates you."
Margaret looked up, "What?"
"Yeah he's cheating on you cause he loves someone else."
"Mordecai would never do that!" she stood up.
The real Rigby walked in, "Hey Margaret, do you know where Mord- what the hell?!" Rigby looked at his clone, who looked back. Margaret's eyes kept darting between the two.
"Oh not this shit again!" Margaret threw her water on the two. One of them started to have blue electrical lights dart around him. The disguise faded, revealing the person pressing buttons on their phone.
"No no no! Aw crap!" The person looked up, "Heh, h-hi."
"You?!" Margaret and Rigby both exclaimed.
"You bitch!" Margaret slapped her, "What are you doing?"
"What does it look like? I'm trying to have Mordecai to myself."
"CJ? Can you not tell that he is dating Margaret!?" Rigby yelled.
"Which is why I'm trying to break them up, dumbass," CJ turned, "but since that's not gonna happen, I'll just kill Margaret." CJ lunged at Margaret. They started to fight. While they were pulling each other's hair, Rigby took out his phone and started to record what was happening.
"RIGBY STOP FILMING THIS AND CALL THE COPS!" Margaret yelled as she managed to connect a good punch to CJ's face.
"Damn," Rigby was surprised by Margaret's toughness as he called the police.
Mordecai kneed Pzold in the face when he doubled over from the earlier kick. Mordecai runs out the door to see Keelan and Ryan running up to him.
"What happened?" Keelan asked.
"Dr. Pzold just tried to kill me. Now call the cops, Imma check on my girlfriend." Mordecai ran off.
"Birds can have girlfriends?" Keelan asked. Anthony face-palmed.
Mordecai pulled up to the apartment to see police cars. He walked upstairs to see Margaret and Rigby talking to the cops. Mordecai walked up to Rigby.
"What happened?" Mordecai asked.
"Dude, it was awesome! I came over and saw this look-a-like of me yelling at Margaret. Then she threw water on us and it turns out it was CJ an-"
"Whoa whoa slow down dude, then what happened?"
"They started beating the crap out of each other and I filmed it," Rigby showed Mordecai the video. In the last few seconds he saw Margaret punch CJ in the face, which made him smile. Margaret walked over to the two.
"I'm guessing Rigby showed you the video?"
"Yeah, I love how you can throw a punch! Anyway, do you know where CJ is?"
"Um, she's downstairs in a cop car, why?"
"I have to talk to her." Mordecai went downstairs and walked up to one of the cars. He looked in to see CJ. "Hey," Mordecai said.
"What do you want?"
"I wanted to talk to you."
"Go away."
"No, I'm not leaving until you say something."
"About what?"
"Look, I know you still like me, but I'm dating someone else and I'm happy so can you just get over me? Don't take that the wrong way. I'm sure there's someone else out there for you."
"But, but,"
"Shut it. Don't get obsessed over one person." Rigby coughed. Mordecai glared at him.
"Fine," CJ pouted, "but now I know that I can call you if I need help with a speech, jeez." The police car drove off. A taxi pulled up. Out came Keelan and Ryan, running to Mordecai.
"Is everything alright?" Keelan asked.
"Yeah everything's fine, uh, how did you know I live here?"
"Oh right. We asked the lady at the desk so we could make sure everything was OK."
"Okay. Yeah, everything's fine. Did Pzold get arrested?"
"Yeah, yeah, all that's over with."
"Hey um do you mind if I introduce you guys to some people?" Mordecai asked.
"No/Sounds cool." Mordecai walked upstairs and found Rigby.
"OK guys this is my best friend, Rigby." Rigby turned around.
"Uh what? Who are these guys?" Rigby asked.
"Is he a... raccoon?" Keelan asked. Anthony sighed.
"This is Keelan and Anthony," Mordecai answered Rigby's question. They walked into the house to see Margaret cleaning up. "And this is my girlfriend, Margaret." Margaret looked up.
"Oh, hi!" She held out her hand.
"Another bird?!" Keelan turned to Ryan.
"Can you just shut up?!" Ryan yelled at Keelan.
"What's wrong with him?" Margaret asked.
"He's not from here. He's not used to animals walking and talking." Anthony answered.
"Anyway, Mordecai, I have good news." Margaret turned to him.
"What is it?"
"I got tickets to the race this weekend!" Margaret pulled out four, unusual looking tickets.
"Why do they look like that?" Mordecai asked.
"Because they're VIP seats!" Margaret yelled.
"How did you get these?" Mordecai smiled.
"There's this guy who knows the guy who does a lot of business stuff at the coffee shop, who sponsors the races!"
"That's awesome! Wait, why do you have four tickets?"
"You, me, Rigby, and Eileen!"
"Sounds great! I'll talk to Rigby." Mordecai walked over to his best friend, "Hey dude, Margaret got tickets to the race this weekend. Do you want to come?"
"Dude! That sounds awesome! But I can't 'cause I'm hanging out with Eileen. We made reservations at Bistro a le Parc."
"Oh, well okay then. Hope you have fun."
"Yeah, well I gotta go. Benson thinks I knocked over the fridge last night and he wants me to clean it up."
"Uh, okay then see ya!"
"Bye." Rigby walked out the door and got into the cart. Then he drove off. Well, now we have two spare tickets, Mordecai thought to himself. He then saw Anthony yelling at Keelan.
"Hey guys!" Mordecai walked up to them. "Do you want to go to the race this weekend?"
"Seriously?!/You got tickets?"
"Yeah, you guys want to go?"
"Hell yeah!"
"What about Rigby and Eileen?" Margaret asked.
"They have a date that day." Mordecai answered.
"So, do we meet here, or...?" Keelan waved his waved his hand.
"Yeah sounds good. Well, so you then." Mordecai waved as they left. The injured friends closed the door behind them. Margaret turned to Mordecai.
"Today was crazy." she sighed.
"Yeah, at least it's over." Mordecai yawned, "Well, I think Imma go to bed early tonight, you coming?"
"Yeah," Margaret yawned.
THAT WEEKEND
Ryan was already at the apartment. Keelan was still not there.
"Where's Keelan?" Margaret growled, "We were supposed to leave ten minutes ago!" As if on cue, Keelan walked through the door.
"Sorry I'm late guys, I'm still getting used to the crutches."
"Whatever, now we have to go." They got in the car and drove to the track.
While they were walking to their seats, cars were already on the track, zipping by. They found their normal seats, but decided to go to the VIP tent. While they were walking there, they saw some of the indy cars being towed to the track. When they got to the tent, they signed in and got a hole punched in their pass. They walked passed the wall to see a small buffet table.
"Whoa," Mordecai's jaw dropped, "And it's all free?" Margaret nodded. They all filled their plates with breakfast and walked up the three steps to a platform that had small tables and chairs. They sat at the table and ate their breakfast as the cars zoomed by. The food was delicious. Mordecai looked up at Margaret.
"You're awesome for-" -zzzzzZZEERRRRRrrrrr- a car drove by.
"WHAT?!"
"I SAID YOU"RE-" -zzzzZIPHhhhhh-
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"I SAID YOU'RE AWESOME FOR GETTING THESE TICKETS!" Mordecai yelled over the speeding cars.
"Thanks! It's a good thing we got these for free because the tickets have a $130 value!"
Mordecai laughed. The seats were so close to the actual track. When a car passed by, their seats would shake. They got lunch, and dessert before the final race started. During the last race, a car spun out in the middle of the rest of the cars who did not have a chance to slow down. However, another driver freaked out and spun as well, releasing tire smoke into the air. The other cars still going full speed at the same time. All of this happened right in front of them. Everyone cringed, expecting the worst, but the only thing that happened was that the two cars fell behind. After the race, Mordecai and Margaret dropped of the other two at their houses.
"That was awesome!" Keelan threw his hands up as he shut the car door. Mordecai and Margaret got home and just watched TV for the rest of the day. They both fell asleep in each others arms on the couch. Mordecai hugged Margaret tightly.
"I love you babe." Mordecai mumbled,
"I love you too. Can you turn the TV off, please?"
"Sure," Mordecai picked up the remote and pressed the button.
Author's Note: So that's that. Sorry if the ending of that chapter seems rushed, I didn't mean to. Next chapter will be Rigby and Eileen's date. (Wonder how that will go) Until then,
-Andrew out
(Pray for Boston and Texas.)