Look, I got this chapter out on time! As much as I bitched and moaned during the episode to my sister about not getting any answers, I really did like this episode. Plus, going through it to write this really helped me pick up on things that I missed before.
Alright, the dividers in this chapter might be a little weird, but with all the flashbacks happening I did my best to put them where I though they should go.
Also this is the longest chapter so far, for lucky you guys!
TW Frayed
Isaac: Stop thinking about it man.
Boyd: Like you're not thinking about it too?
Me: Am I thinking about it? I'm thinking about a lot of things.
Danny: Everything okay?
Ethan: Yeah. Yup everything's cool. I'm defiantly not stuck on a bus with no back-up with three Werewolves who want me dead. Why?
Danny: You've checked your phone three times in the last five minutes. I want you to pay attention to me. That's why we're sitting with each other even though there's enough room on the bus for us all to have our own seats.
Scott: (I hate my life)
Stiles: Yo, Scotty! Word of the day time! Anachronism.
Scott: Something out of its usual place in time.
Me: Oh God, I have a feeling this episode is going to get extremely confusing.
Stiles: It's completely incongruous that we're sitting on a bus right now on the way to some stupid cross country meet after what happened. Oh, and the next word is Darach. It's a noun…
Me: You think it's a noun…
Stiles: We have to talk about it sometime!
Me: Which translates into we're not going to talk about it at all this episode.
Bus: (Bump)
Scott: Oh sweet mother of Jesus.
Stiles: I knew it, we shouldn't have come!
Scott: We had to. There's safety in numbers.
Stiles: Yeah, well there's also death in numbers. It's called a massacre. A bloodbath. Carnage. Slaughter. Butchery.
Me: Exactly what you get when you type massacre into a thesaurus.
Scott: Groannnnn.
Stiles: Let me see it.
Scott: (Shows some wicked bloody claw marks)
Me: That is so sick looking. On another note, WHEN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?
Scott: I'm sure it's fine. It's from an Alpha. That means it'll take longer to heal.
Stiles: How come Boyd and Isaac have healed?
Scott: I can't believe he's dead. (Comes close to sobbing) I can't believe Derek's dead.
Me: Wait, what? Did I miss something? WHAT'S GOING ON!?
Allison: Am I getting to close? I'm getting too close.
Me: I dunno about getting too close but I bet you're getting on Lydia's nerves.
Lydia: That depends on whether or not you're following the bus, or trying to mount it. It also depends on whether or not you're following the bus, or the ex-boyfriend you're currently stalking.
Allison: Well after what happened I'm not letting him out of my sight.
Me: WHAT HAPPENED?! And shouldn't you just get back together then?
Allison: And by the way, this all started when he came knocking at my door.
Me: No, it started when you came back to Beacon Hills after not talking to him for four months. Don't try and put the blame on Scott.
(Flashback 1)
Scott: (Holds up an arrow) I found it outside of the school.
Allison: How do you know it's not from the archer team?
Scott: We don't have an archery team.
Me: BURN!
Allison: Oh.
Scott: And even if they did, they probably wouldn't be using military grade, armor piercing titanium arrow heads.
Me: Those are clearly made to kill someone. Why would someone make those? Animals don't wear armor.
Allison: Well I can take care of myself.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Scott: I know… (Clearly he doesn't) But these guys have superhuman strength.
Allison: You're pretty strong and I can handle you.
Scott: Challenge Accepted.
Allison: I'm pretty good with a bow and arrow.
Me: So?
Scott: I have super strength.
Allison: I have skills and training.
Scott: I have claws. (Wiggles his fingers)
Allison: I'm smarter.
Me: Than the old Scott maybe.
Scott: Well I'm faster.
Allison: Prove it.
Me: Oh my God, just have sex already! Geezus.
Allison: (Getting caught by Scott and held close to him)
Me: KISS!
Allison/Scott: (Fighting around the room, ending up against the wall)
Me: Wall sex?
Allison: Okay I get it, you can let go now.
Me: Maybe he doesn't want to let go…
Scott: Sorry.
Allison: Don't apologize.
Me: Arggggg. This is so stupid!
Scott: (Enters an Elevator)
Me: Wait, so the Argents are in an apartment now?
Deucalion: Going down?
Me: Most threatening door man ever.
Scott: I know where they are.
Derek: Same building as the Argents.
Me: Well that's not going to end well…
Scott: Then they want you to know.
Peter: Or more likely they don't care.
Scott: What is this?
Peter: We're plotting to attack them first.
Derek: Tomorrow. And you're going to help us.
Me: You can't make him do that. Scott's not in your pack. Just because he helps you and saves your ass every other episode, doesn't mean you're his Alpha.
(Flashback 2)
Scott: (Looks up)
Derek's Pack: (Getting their asses kicked)
Alpha Pack: (Kicking Derek's Pack's ass)
Me: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.
Coach: Jared, again, car sick? Every time? How do you even get on the bus?
Jared: Ughhhhhhh.
Coach: Look at me!
Me: Dude, not at me!
Stiles: Scott, you're bleeding again.
Scott: (Nods at Ethan) He's listening.
Me: Then throw something at him. It's not like he can do anything about it.
Stiles: What about the two ticking time bombs? Are you going to stop them?
Scott: If I have to.
(Flashback 3)
Derek: They're one floor above them in the Penthouse.
Scott: Why is the default plan always murder?
Me: Do you really want the answer to that question?
Peter: You never get tired of being blandly moral do you? Not that I disagree.
Me: Wait, what? This coming from Peter?
Cora: Well I do. Why do we need this kid?
Me: Kid? You're practically the same age. And besides, my boy Scotty could kick your ass any day of the week!
Derek: This kid helped save your life.
Me: Not to mention everyone else's…
Boyd: Cut off the head of the snake, and the snake dies.
Peter: Except this isn't a snake. It's a hydra. You know what happens when you cut off one head?
Scott: Two more grows back in its place.
Peter: Well looks like someone did his summer reading.
Lydia: (Reading Thermodynamic Asymmetry in Time)
Me: Time jokes. Figures what with the flashbacks and all.
Lydia: You're running on fumes.
Allison: FUCK.
Lydia: Is it really a big deal?
Allison: You didn't see what happened.
Me: WHAT HAPPENED?
Lydia: I know who started it.
Allison: Is that what Aidan told you?
Me: Wait, does that mean Lydia told Aidan that she knows about Werewlves?
Lydia: Is that why you invited me on this road trip? Oh my gosh, you're keeping an eye on them, and me.
Me: On an unrelated side note, wouldn't it be funny if Lydia already knew this and smuggled Aidan in the trunk of Allison's car and Allison found out and pushed her car off a cliff?
Cailin: …
Me: What?
Allison: So there's nothing going on between you two?
Lydia: Nothing!
(Flashback 4)
Aidan: (Kissing Lydia)
Lydia: What are you doing?
Aidan: What do you mean?
Lydia: I mean your hands.
Aidan: They're on your waist.
Lydia: I know.
Aidan: Whoa.
Lydia: What am I a nun? Put them somewhere useful.
Lydia: What?
Allison: You are such a skank.
Bus: (Stops behind a huge traffic jam)
Scott: Ugghhhhh.
Isaac: There's a broken down tractor three miles ahead. We're going to miss the meet.
Boyd: Grrrrr.
Scott: Boyd, he's going to do something.
Me: I know you're on a bus and stuff, but once you get off you might want to consider actually killing Ethan. Then one of you would become an Alpha and the Alpha pack would be weaker, not to mention the Twins wouldn't be able to become a join freak of nature since one of them would be dead.
(Flashback 5)
Scott: (Shnip)
Deucalion: Come on Scott, put those away. I'd have to be deaf, blind, and a quadriplegic for you to actually be a threat.
Me: Wanna bet? I mean yeah, you could totally kick Scott's ass now, but later in the season my money's on Scott.
Deucalion: Or maybe you would rise to the occasion. Become an Alpha by killing an Alpha.
Scott: I'm not like you. I can see stuff.
Deucalion: Sometimes the only way to protect one person is by killing another.
Scott: You wanna threaten me? Is that why you're here?
Deucalion: No. I live here.
Scott: What? I thought you guys lived in wolf dens.
Deucalion: It's a great building. And the neighbors are…surprisingly friendly.
Me: No kidding…
Scott: What do you want?
Deucalion: I want to see what you're made of.
Me: Well I hate to disappoint you then. You might not have realized this yet, but you're blind.
Elevator: Ding.
Me: All this scene needed what some awkward elevator music.
(Flashback 6)
Scott: (Falling down)
Derek: (Punching Ennis)
Scott: (Limping to the sound of dramatic music)
Ennis: (Head-butts Derek)
Scott: (Still limping)
Derek/Ennis: (Falling several stories)
Scott: (Looking horrified)
Derek: Dead.
Me: Eh, I've seen him have worse injuries. I'm sure he'll be walking around the moment you all leave.
Cora: (Touching an escalator)
Me: Yep. That's and escalator all right.
Peter: It's just me, your uncle.
Me: Your crazy killer psychotic uncle.
Cora: Uncle Peter who killed sister Laura.
Peter: Not my finest hour no, but did Derek mention that he killed me too?
Me: Well you kinda dissevered it. And it's not like you stayed dead.
Cora: So that means I should trust you?
Peter: Actually I'm wondering if I can trust you.
Me: My thoughts exactly. Cora is totally a spy. All to protect Derek of course… but a spy none the less.
Cora: You've known me for seventeen years.
Peter: The last six are unaccounted for.
Cora: What are you doing here?
Peter: Same as you. Wondering where the bodies went. They were either taken, or one of them had the strength to get up and walk out.
Cora: Which one?
Scott: (Painfully walking down the bus to stop Boyd)
Flashback 7 Scott: I don't know what to do. How do you save someone who doesn't want to be saved? How do I stop them?
Flashback 7 Deaton: Don't stop them. Lead them!
Scott: (Grabs Boyd's arm)
Boyd: Let. Go.
Scott: No.
Boyd: Okay.
Me: Well that went well. Points to Alpha Scott.
Stiles: Ethan keeps checking his phone like every five minutes. It's something evil, I can just tell. I'm going to ask Danny.
Phone: Bing.
Stiles: (Find out why Ethan keeps checking his phone)
Danny (No.)
Phone: Bing.
Stiles: Just do it!
Danny: (No.)
Phone: Bing.
Stiles: (ASK HIM)
Ethan: (Staring awkwardly ahead)
Danny: (NO. I like this guy. What's wrong with you?)
Phone: Bing
Stiles: (It's important. PLEASE!)
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Phone: Bing.
Ethan: Something wrong?
Danny: Actually, I was wondering the same thing about you.
Ethan: (Glances back at Scott and Stiles)
Scott/Stiles: (Duck down)
Me: Smooth.
Phone: Bing.
Danny: (Someone close to him is sick. Might not make it through the night)
Scott: Ennis… he's not dead.
Stiles: Not yet.
Deaton: (Walks out to find the Kali and Aiden holding up Ennis and Ms. Morrell standing looking like a badass).
Me: Ms. Morrell is Deaton's little sister. The casting call never lies.
Ms. Morrell: We could use a little help.
Deaton: Try the hospital.
Me: Go Deaton.
Ms. Morrell: Open the gate Alan.
Me: Can't you technically do it yourself?
Deaton: No.
Kali: Help us. Or maybe I'll just kill her.
Deaton: Not here you won't. I'll fuck you up.
Kali: (Looks a little bit afraid)
Ms. Morrell: Alan, if he dies, they'll go after the others. And don't think your little protégé Scott won't find his way into the middle of it.
Me: Even if Ennis lives I'm pretty sure they would go after the others anyway.
Ms. Morrell: Alan, Please.
Me: Aln, pls. God, I want to know what her connection to the Alphas is!
Deaton: (Opens the gate)
Coach: Jared, I'm warning you. I'm an empathic vomiter. You vomit, and I'm going to vomit right back on you.
Stiles: Can we stop?
Coach: No.
Stiles: I hate him. Did you call Deaton?
Scott: It went to his voicemail.
Stiles: Alright, I'm calling Lydia and Allison.
Scott: How are they going to help?
Stiles: They've been following us for hour. Pathetic.
Me: Wow, I spelled pathetic right on the first go. Take that spell check!
Lydia: Hey Stiles!
Me: I remember a time where Stiles would have died of happiness if Lydia answered his call. Now he just does it to speak to Allison.
Stiles: I know you guys are behind us. Put me on speaker.
Lydia: (Abashed) Okay.
Stiles: SCOTT'S DYING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND LYDIA WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?
Allison: Get the coach to pull over.
Stiles: Have you met this guy?
Stiles: Five minutes for a bathroom break.
Coach: REEEEEET
Stiles: Its 60 miles to the nearest rest stop.
Coach: REEEEEEEEEET.
Stiles: Let me talk!
Coach: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
Stiles: …
Coach: GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT!
Stiles: OKAY!
Jared: Ugh.
Stiles: (Sits next to Jared) Hey Jared. How ya doing?
Me: Holy shit that smile is creepy as fuck.
Bus: (Everyone jumps out trying not to throw up)
Coach: Jared, you suck!
Me: Quick, all the main characters into the men's bathroom!
Allison/Stiles: (Dump Scott on the floor)
Me: Okay, I've been in those kinds of bathrooms before. Sitting on the floor is the last place you want to be. Plus anyone could just walk in.
Lydia: You know, it could be psychological.
Me: Uh, or it could just be an infected Alpha wound and you're all still screwed. Aw who am I kidding. If Lydia suggested it, it must be true.
Stiles: He's not letting himself heal because Derek died.
Me: Well that's stupid. Scott isn't even a part of Derek's pack. And he thought Derek died plenty of time before. God Scott, you're such a bleeding heart.
Allison: So what do we do?
Lydia: Stich him up!
Me: Why do you carry around… you know what, forget it. It's Lydia.
Allison: He's going to need another shirt.
Stiles: I got it. Uh, do you know what you're doing?
Allison: Yeah, my father taught me.
Stiles/Lydia: We're just going to go now…
Allison: Stay with me Scott.
Scott: I'm tired. I just wanna die.
Me: Hey everyone, let's spend the next minute watching Allison trying to thread a needle!
Allison: FUCK!
Mrs. Argent: You can't even thread a needle?
Allison: I'm trying.
Me: Well you suck at trying.
Mrs. Argent: You want my sympathy?
Me: I doubt it, since she is trying to save the life of the boy you died trying to kill.
Mrs. Argent: Well get over it. I'm dead.
Me: Unfortunately you won't stay that way.
Allison: (Sobbing)
Mrs. Argent: Stop crying and do it!
Me: DO IT ALLISON! SCOTT'S DYING AND ONLY YOUR LOVE CAN SAVE HIM!111!
Allison: YES! I threaded the needle! Now I just have to ram it through Scott's open wound!
Me: Jesus, thank God he's unconscious for that.
Allison: Scott? Scott? Scott?
(Flashback 8)
Derek/Ennis: (lying motionless and very dead looking)
Scott: Noooooooooooooo.
Isaac: (Pulls Scott back)
(Flashback 8 ends)
Allison: SCOTT!
Scott: It's my fault.
Me: WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE YOUR FAULT? I AM SO DONE.
Allison: Scott, look at me.
Me: Please kiss. Please.
Allison: It's okay.
Me: NO IT'S NOT.
Scott: (Looks at his healing side) Did you do that?
Allison: Yeah.
Scott: Nice.
Allison: Here, put this on.
Me: I can't believe you aren't even going to have I almost died sex.
(Flashback 9)
Scott: (Turns around and jumps) Woah.
Me: So much for Werewolf senses.
Isaac: Where ya going?
Me: Scott and Isaac and wearing the same clothes…
Scott: I uh I aaaa uh I was just going to get some food to eat.
Isaac: Awesome, I love food. What are we getting.
Scott: Uhhhh, Mexican?
Isaac: Aw man, I love Mexican.
Scott: Isaac! I can eat alone. It's okay.
Isaac: You're not going alone.
Me: Scott/Isaac feels. Hurts bro.
Stunt Doubles: (Riding the motorcycle right into the abandoned mall)
Scott: We're just going to talk to them.
Me: Scott, when has that ever worked?
Isaac: Wait, you mean we're not actually here to eat Mexican?
Me: I thought the Alphas were in an apartment complex. What are they doing in a deserted mall?
Lydia: Is he okay?
Scott: Does it look like I'm okay?
Allison: We still don't have gas. And I can't leave him.
Lydia: Then we have to leave the car.
Allison: Sounds good.
Me: That's a crappy rest stop if it doesn't have gas.
(Flashback 10 Holy crap this is a lot of flashbacks)
Scott/Isaac: (Walks up to Deucalion)
Deucalion: You didn't come alone.
Scott: Yeah. This is Isaac. You guys tortured him once.
Deucalion: I'm not talking about Isaac.
Derek: (Walks out, flanked by Boyd and Cora)
Scott: You knew I would do this. Derek, someone's going to die.
Derek: Just him.
Deucalion: Just me? Now how does a blind man find his way into a place like this?
Me: Shit's about to go down.
Alpha Pack: (Arrives stylishly)
Scott: Stiles, what's happening?
Me: A riot by the sound of it.
Stiles: I told him what was happening and he just went after him.
Scott: Boyd?
Me: Nope, your wolfy bff.
Isaac: (Beating the crap out of Ethan)
Ethan: (Just lying there and letting Isaac beat the crap out of him)
Scott: ISAAC!
Isaac: (Stops beating the crap out of Ethan and gives Scott a puppy look)
Cora: An animal clinic?
Peter: The building's half made out of mountain ash. I'm not actually sure how to get in.
Me: Uh, the door? But you'll have to try again later. They're closed.
Cora: Maybe we could do what normal people do and knock on the door.
Me: But Cora! They're closed!
Peter: They're here.
Cora: Who?
Peter: All of them.
Me: Peter can't count! Peter can't count! Peter Hale can't count!
Deucalion: How's our patient?
Deaton: He's going to make it.
Deucalion: (Strokes Ennis's chest, then kisses his cheeks)
Me: He's toast.
Cailin: What do you mean?
Me: He's dead. He was dead the moment Deucalion stepped into the room.
Deucalion: (Puts his hand on Ennis' face)
Ennis: (Realized too late what's about to happen)
Deaton: (Just watching)
Ennis: (Skull cracks like an egg)
Deucalion: I think you might have overestimated his odds.
Cora: How do we know who's in there?
Kali: (Runs out) ARRGGGGGG.
Aidan: (Hugs her while car alarms go off)
Peter: I know one thing. That wasn't for Derek.
Me: Anyone else find it ironic that Kali is upset about a member of her pack dying when she killed her own pack?
(Flashback 11)
Derek: (Runs at Deucalion)
Kali: (Kicks him in the face)
Twins: (Do flips off the cliff and land as one)
Me: Okay, that was pretty sweet.
Scott: (Does the sweet neck crack thing and turns) Okay, time to kick some Alpha butt! (Instantly gets slammed into a wall)
Cora: (Gets slashed)
Scott: (Also gets slashed)
Alpha Pack: (Takes out Derek's Pack without breaking a sweat)
Deucalion: Kill him. (Meaning Boyd)
Boyd: Oh shit.
Deucalion: Take the first step.
Kali: Are we serious with this kid? He's an Alpha? To what, a couple of useless teenagers?
Deucalion: Some have more promise than others… (Looks at Scott)
Kali: Let him rise to the occasion then. What'll it be Derek? Pack, or family?
Derek: Hmmm.
Twin Freak of Nature: Ugh! (Gets hit with a flash arrow and for some reason disjoin)
Abandoned Mall: (Starts to rain flash arrows)
Deucalion: You're eyes!
Me: Haha, eyes…
(Flashback 12 (A flashback within a flashback))
Allison: Someone needs to help them.
Chris: Not us.
Allison: So we just ignore it?
Chris: We stay out of it.
Allison: There is a pack of Alphas trying to kill my friends. How do I stay out of that?
Chris: There's a saying for this. Threading the Needle.
Me: Really. Really? You went with threading the needle?
Chris: They're not your family.
Allison: With all the family I've lost, I could use a few friends.
(Flash back 12 Ends)
Allison: (Still shooting arrows)
Scott: Whoa, and to think I used to tap that… (Runs at Ennis and collides)
Deucalion: (Sightless eyes widen)
Allison: What… the…
Scott: (Has Alpha Red eyes)
Me: HOLY SHIT LOOK AT SCOTT HE'S AN ALPHA WTF!
Allison: …Fuck…
Scott: (Shakes the cool eyes off)
Me: Figures. Way too early in the season for him to realize it. It'll probably be the midseason finale before we get to see them again.
Derek: (Begins fighting Ennis)
Scott: (Slashes at Ennis's leg)
Ennis: (Falls of the edge, taking Derek with him)
Scott: Noooooooo.
Scott: (Sadly opens his eyes)
Stiles: So, one more time, just for the audience's sake, it has to be three sacrifices, and it's someone who thinks he's a dark druid.
Lydia: Or is a dark druid.
Stiles: We are so screwed.
Lydia: Y'know, some ancient cultures used to sacrifice people in preparation for battle.
Stiles: So we have Alpha Werewolves against a dark druid.
Lydia: Yeah.
Me: If only they would fight each other… You better hope the dark druid doesn't decide to sacrifice Werewolves next. There's only so many to go around. (Boyd and Ethan if it does happen, calling it)
Allison: Y'know, if he's really dead, it's not your fault.
Scott: Maybe.
Me: Meaning no.
Scott: Sooo. Remember that time earlier in the episode where I told you to fuck off?
Allison: Yeah.
Scott: Thanks for not listening. (Now please don't help again)
Allison: (Stares into Scott's eyes)
Scott: What?
Allison: Just looking at your eyes. (Blushes)
Me: Ughhhhhhh.
Deaton: I don't think you know what you've gotten yourself into here.
Ms. Morrell: It's a little bit late to be playing big brother don't you think?
Me: Called it! Brother/Sister! Cailin, you better never side with an Alpha Pack.
Ms. Blake: (Gets into his car)
Bloody Body: (Throws it's self against the car)
Ms. Blake: Eeeekkkkkk.
Derek: Passes out.
Me: Oh look, Derek's still alive. No one saw that coming….
Okay, so the next episode Motel California looks like it's going to be amazing.