How to Annoy Minerva Paradizo
I realize this chapter is really short, but I didn't have many ideas for Minerva so if you have any ideas I could add PLEASE tell me! I'll probably do Opal next.
1. When she's talking to Artemis, play some specially selected music...
I spotted Artemis talking to Minerva on the sidewalk a little bit away. I worked through the crowd toward them until I stood about ten feet away from me. They didn't notice me.
I checked in my CD player to make sure the right CD was in it. Good. Then I turned the volume as high as it would go, waited until Minerva was talking, and then hit play.
"HEY HEY YOU YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE, HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFR-" the music was so loud that it drowned out Minerva's words.
Minerva whirled around, but I had already disappeared into the crowd. The music was still playing. People were staring, but I didn't care.
2. Set a ringtone, go to a lecture by Minerva, and "forget" to turn your cell phone off.
Before I left to go to Minerva's science lecture, I made sure I had set the right ringtone, and turned the volume up high. Then I left.
I filed into the auditorium where Minerva was giving the lecture with everyone else. Once everybody had gotten settled, Minerva opened her mouth to begin speaking, but right at that point my cell phone rang. And boy, was it loud.
"I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WORLD, LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC, YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR-"
"That's mine!" I shouted.
(This could also work for Juliet, except it would work better at a wrestling match.)
3. Send her posters of celebrities.
I made sure I had the right posters, rolled them up, and sent them in the mail.
Then I just had to relax and let the mail service do its magic.
Minerva checked the mail. There was something for her. It seemed to be some posters rolled up.
Minerva took them to her room and opened them. up. After she saw them, she made a mental note to track where these posters were sent from.
One of the posters had a picture of Justin Bieber on it. The caption said, "Baby, baby, baby, oh" whatever that meant.
The other one had a picture of Justin Timberlake. Except the caption said "Justin Timber-guy."
She was going to hunt down whoever sent her this mail.
4. Send her stuffed animals.
Minerva checked the mail. There was a box for her. She took it to her room and opened it.
The box contained five stuffed Care Bears of assorted colors.
Minerva was sure this was from the same person who had sent her the posters. And boy, was she mad.
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