Alright Ritsu the force chimed, It's your turn to read!

Ritsu shook and gulped.

" Oh no" he panicked, " I gotta read these stories that insult everyone . . .I don't think I can handle this! I'M SORRY!"

You can't but you will. the force typed Ritsu now sat in the chair, curved into a ball. shaking. Shigure walked up to the former monkey symbol.

"It's OK Ri-chan! I'm sure the force, who knows us so well, will go easy on you." Ritsu calmed alittle at this, the force did not type anythhing, and then it was scrolling, then it stopped at one

"Here we go . ." Ritsu gulped. Just then, Kyou, Yuki, and Kisa woke up.

"Ugh . . .so it wasn't a dream" Kyou groaned everyone looked at him with "We wish" faces.

"I'm not sure if I want to ask this . . ." Yuki sighed, "but what did we miss?"

"A copy of that noob fic with good spelling but really stupid content" Haru explained, "like if the spelling failure fault was just converted to being worse writing." Kisa looked down.

"How long will this last?" she whimpered.

However long we want it to the force typed. Everyone groaned. Ritsu get it started!

Tears of My Heart

by: kyou'slovur-MayaChan

"Oh well" Shigure starrted, "This won't be fun for you Kyou

It was a normal day at Shigure's house, Tohru and Yuki were flirting as usual-

"Wha?" Tohru breathed Kyou got up, about to punch the former rat symbol

"Stupid Cat" Yuki started "You must understand that almost every fic will insult almost everyone of us. It's best not to get so angry over little things . . ."

Kyou layed on the roof, staring intently at the sky when suddenly, a girl blocked his view.

"Hello" she said timidly, Kyou blinked. "Umm, hi?" he said calmly

"No." Kyou started "If some girl suddenly appeared on the roof and just said hi like that I certainly would not be calm!" Kyou yelled.

The girl sat next to Kyou who blushed a little. "Kawaii ne!" The girl giggled. "arigatou" Kyou replied.

Now she's butchering the Japanese language/ Kureno shook his head.

Kyou looked at this girl, she looked pretty kawaii herself

"No." Kyou said instantly

The girl had brown waivy hair like Louis from The Familiar of Zero

"Can't these guys explain their imagery, and not just name somme random idea in hopes that we'll actually look up every reference they try to make?" Haru wondered

She had one lavander eye and one brown eye with two light blue neko ears and a big fluffy kitsune tail, wearung a white shirt with a green cardagain jacket over it, a green ruffle skirt, white stockings and white sandles.

"Thst's . . .kinda cute . . ." Momiji offered.

"You can have her." Kyou said automatically

Kyou just wanted to hug her

"I want to call the police!" Kyou yelled.

"I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! I KNOW MY READING IS BAD! YOU SHOULD CALL THE COPS ON ME! I'M SORRY! I'M SUCCH A DISGRACE i CAN'T EVEN READ WELL!"

Shigure pattred his cousin. "Don't worry Ritsu, it's them that's making Kyou mad, not you!" Ritsu snuffled and kept reading.

Kyou was sitting up now, the two were looking at each other, smiling, suddenly, Kyou's stomach purred sexily like a cat!

"What, The - Freak?" Hiro asked Nobody could answer.

"Oh!" the girl exclamed. "You're hungry! Here," she reached into her back pack-

"That wasn't in the character bio . . ." Hatori pointed out.

She brought out two bentous, Kyou opened his to see a large array of yummy looking food. He quickly thanked the girl and started eating the food.

"FROM SOME CREEPY GIRL WHO'S NAME I DON'T EVEN KNOW? THIS STORY MAKES NO SENSE!"

When they finished Kyou looked up and the girl smiled. "What is your name anyway? I'm Kyou."

"I'm Maya" she answered

"Isn't that the author's name?" Kisa asked. Kyou just groaned

"This girl is sick." he mumbled

Suddenly, Tohru climbed up the ladder. "Oh! who are you?" she asked, as clueeless as ever.

Now Kyou was growling as Tohru was left to ponder over these words.

"I'm Maya" Maya started, "I was looking for a place to stay for a while when I found this placce and this cute boy" she pointed at Kyou who blushed. Tohru blinked

"Well you might be able to stay here . .. " she offered.

"Yeah, Shigure will say yes. "Kyou offered quickly. Maya beamed

Kyou ducked his head in defeat.

They were now standing in front of Shigure as he considereed whether to let the girl stay.

"I'd have to ask Akito about this." Maya's eyes widened in horror and she went pale and started shaking. Flashbacks of all of the pain Akito caused her, all of the rejection,the anger, the betrayal, the secrets, the pain. She ran upstairs and slammed a door.

" Make yourself at home" Shigure mumbled.

"We are NOT calling Akito!" Kyou snapped, Shigure looked yp and sighed

"Sorry Kyou but I will have to" Kyou growled and ran upstairs. 'Fine!' he thought, 'We'll just run away together'

"Can this story get any sappier" Hiro yelled, throwing his head and hands in frustration.

He found her in the third room he tried, Shigure's room, filled with posters of girls in bikinis and a life size poster of Hatsune Miku

Shigure laughed nervously and started whistling

She was in a corner shirtless and braless, facing the wall

"Awwww . . ." Shigure whined, he received alot of dirty looks.

On her back was a very disturbing complex pattern of black, with the clean skin around it very red.

"What is that?" Kyou asked in total shock. Maya gulped.

"The Sohma Ritual" she mummured

CLIFFY!

"I'm done!" Ritsu said releived, he went to his corner and fell asleep. Hatori went to the computer.

"Twenty eight chapters . . ." he mummured. Alot of people shook their heads.

Wasn't that fun? The force assked, On we go!

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