Chapter 8
Ros went with her awesome hot sex boyfriend John Snow to the cafeteria. They walked past Khaleesi's table and she sat with all her stupid clique telling her how awesome she was what a bitch. Khaleesi was wearing some slutty cheerleaders outfitt with the boobs out and high heeled red. Her hair was all gross and blond and her makeup made her look like a friggen prostitute. Her friends Sersey and Jamye sat with her looking like dumb hamsters and next to dumb-bitch-Khaleesi sat her best friend Ser Jorah Mormont of Bear Island. The whole table made the stink eye at Ros and John as they walked past becaues they were jelous of their perfect love and Khaleesi always wanted to secretly do it with John.
Ros and John didn't give a fugg because they knew they were stupid prep cheeleader bitches who stunk their faces with their stupid prep bull crap. John kissed Ros as they sat down at their table with their cool friends. "Hi" Raven said to them, Raven's name used to be Arya but she changed to Ravne.
"Hey girl" Ros said smiling. She was wearing a black pleather mini skirt with three different studded belts and purple fishnets with shiny black leather combat boots with skull charms. Her top was a matching purple and black corset with lace sleeves and fingerless purple lace gloves she wore a blood diamond amulet that was shaped like a dragon breathing fire. She had on her gold dragon tiaraa that she knew Khlaseesi was soooo jealous of.
Ros's kawaii baby dragons crawled out of her black studded purse. The red one was named Kawaii-Ichigo, the black one was named Neko-Katana, and the purple dragon was called Dark-Bukkake.
Raven was wearing a black dress with black lisptick and spikey boots with matching spiked combat jewels. She was sitting next to her boyfriend who was wearing a striped black and red hoodie and black skinny jeans and black guyliner with his long black hair covering one of his eyes, his name was Tywin.
John Snow fist bumped his bff Gohst as he sat down next to him. Ghost was a sexy albino with perfect moon pale white hair and skin with fiery red eyes. He had kawai wolf ears and tail and he wore a spiked dog collar because he was raised by wolves. He wore all white like a friggen angel and John and him looked soo cute together because John wore all black.
"Ros, you look super hot today" Tywin and Raven both said unision.
"No, I'm ugly" Ros whimpered,
"No, your the prettiest girl in school, WAY hotter than that dumb prep cheerleading bitch Khaleesi" Ghost added and howled.
"Thanks ghost. I don't know. I never saw myself that way, but I guess if you guys say so." Ros agreed humbly and adorably. Everyone hugged her.
"Hey Johnny Ramone, how did you do on that math test?" Ghost asked and his wolf ears twitched with curiosity.
"I got and A+" John replied, he didn't want to brag, but everyone knew he ALWAYS got A+s on everything, John Snow knew everything.
"You always get perfect grades" Ros told him.
John made out with Ros and then opened his lunch box and ate a PB&J with a caprisun. Ros picked at her pizza lunchable, which everyone knew was the best kind, but she wasnt hungry because she's so skinny. "Hey Johnny Ramone," Ros said, lifting her head prettily and looked into his eyes, "Do you want the rest of my lunchable?"
"Fugg yehhh" Ramone Snow replied, taking the pizza awesomness. "I can help you on your math test since you didn't do too great"
"Whatever" Ros blushed, Johnathan Ramone Snow was a genius.
Raven and Tywin made out while Ghost ate his bento of sushi and shared a few pieces with Neko-Katana and Dark-Bukkake the dragons.
"ROS CELEASTIA BLOODFLAME TARGARIAN, PLEASE COME TO THE FRONT OF THE LUNCHROOM"
Ros looked concerned but got up and delicately brushed off her skirt. She glided up to the front of the cafeteria looking angry at the stupid fuggin teacher that would call her away from her awesome boyfriend.
"Ros," The dumbass teacher said "You have a detention with Mr. Martin the math teacher after school today" The teacher handed Ros a note with their stupid shriveled old lady slug hands.
Ros groaned and went back to her table, she heard Khaleesi and her stupid prep friend Serjorah make fun of her as ashe walked past but she didnt give a singe frigg what those losers thought of her because she was the true mother of dragons.
"What was that all about?" Her boyfriend John Ramone asked
"I HAVE A STUPIN F'ING DETENTING WITH STUPID FAT STUPID MR. MARTIN GAHHHHHHHHAHAH." Ros screeached in dragon tongue and sat down angril.
"George Martin is an idiot. What's the point of giving a detention if you already failed the math test. Math is dumb everyone knows it" Tywin told her, brushing his ebony bangs aside.
"Ugh yeah" Raven agreed with her boyf "That old Mr. Martin is an old perv freak anyway"
Ros sighed to herself, life wasn't fair. It wasn't her fault he was a bad teacher. She leaned against Ramon's shoulder weeped gently.