"Ichigo…" Orihime mumbled as she came to in the room she had been operated on in. her body was numb from her knees up, she was still sedated from the second procedure.
"Lieutenant Kurosaki, are you feeling fine?" Said a member of squad four who was tasked with watching her.
"…Numb…Ichigo. Where is he…?" Orihime strung some words together as her mind was still not fully awake.
"He will be told to come once Captain Unohana comes to check on you." Almost as if on cue, Unohana walked in and dismissed the squad member.
"How are you feeling?"
"Numb…" Orihime tried to move her arms and found that she couldn't.
"That will go away soon, but…the birth was successful! You gave birth to…healthy…twin girls."
"You…hesitated on healthy…what's wrong?" Orihime looked a little worried but she didn't want to be sad.
"It would be better if Ichigo told you, he will be here in a…never mind he's here." Unohana spoke as she turned around to hear his voice.
"Is she okay? How are the twins?" Ichigo had a huge amount of concern and happiness in his voice. Orihime gave him a weak smile as he ran over and threw his arms over her.
"Ichigo…please explain to her about your daughter's situation…" Unohana backed up a little to give the two of them space.
"She is part hollow, isn't she?" Orihime spoke as Ichigo opened his mouth and smiled which confused the other two.
"Why are you so happy about that do you know what she will go through growing up, with that resting inside her soul?" Ichigo demanded an answer from her.
"Well, she gets to live if she is only part, for one…and nobody in their right mind would try to hurt her if they knew who her father was, also…she is like the one I fell in love with." She lifted her head a little to Ichigo and he leaned in and planted a kiss on her.
"Ichigo, you should have a place to live other than the barracks. I had Shunsui check your Captain's Account and it had an abnormally high amount in it, as if you never even used it."
"I have a captain's account?" Ichigo stood up and raised an eyebrow.
"You were never told!?" Unohana had a look of surprise on her face.
"I guess not…how do I access it?" as Ichigo asked this, Unohana pulled a small bag from inside of her shihakusho and pulled out a small black card.
"With this, I'm sure you got one before…right?" She put it back in the bag and returned it to its original position.
"No…how much did he say I have…?" Ichigo's curiosity got the best of him.
"Well, here we use the American currency system, $497,028,189 and it rises every month by a thousand." Ichigo nearly forgot to breathe when he heard that. Orihime did forget to breathe for a second and gasped for air after a little.
"Is that…a lot compared to others?" again his curiosity got the better of him.
"Byakuya doesn't even have that much." Ichigo nearly fainted.
"I finally found something to bother him with." Ichigo said sarcastically as he noticed a girl come in with his two daughters, she handed the one with black hair to Ichigo and the one with orange hair and a mask fragment to Orihime.
"They're beautiful, Ichigo, Orihime, what are the names?" Unohana asked as she looked over the two happy parents.
"The one with black hair is going to be called Tatsuki…We decided if we have a daughter with black hair we would name her that to honor her…" Ichigo spoke as he held the sleeping baby in his arms.
"The one with orange hair will be Masaki." Orihime spoke up from the bed, she managed to sit up to take her baby. When she said her name the fragment of mask disappeared.
"Those are wonderful names…Tatsuki and Masaki Kurosaki. I know that Isshin will be upset if he doesn't see the two girls, go find Shunsui and get your Captain's Card, and go get your family." Unohana turned to see Sung-Sun standing there. "You came by yourself?"
"…No…I tried but got lost…someone helped me find it…" As she spoke Yumichika walked out from behind her.
"I couldn't let a being of such beauty be helpless…" he said before leaving. Sung-Sun sighed and shook her head.
"Where is Tier…?" She asked with a little worry in her voice.
"Oh, I'm sorry, she was well enough to leave and is with Shunsui, Ichigo could you take her since you are going there." Unohana turned to Ichigo and he reluctantly agreed, he gave Tatsuki to Unohana and said his goodbye to Orihime and Masaki.
"Come on, Sung-Sun." Ichigo grabbed her arm and dragged her out of the barracks.
"Your eyes are pretty again…I take it that your daughters are fine…" She said quietly, she just woke up and was still tired.
"Yeah, and thanks." Ichigo spoke as turned his head to her. "Try to keep up!" He flash stepped off and she used sonido to follow, he had to slow down so she could keep up with him. They came to the barracks and went inside to find Shunsui, they eventually found him in the big open air office there.
"Hey, Ichigo and Sung-Sun." Shunsui said, which gained Tier attention who was sitting in the corner looking outside. She jumped up and ran to Sung-Sun and pulled her into a hug and sobbed softly.
"You're safe…I don't want to lose you!" She cried into Sung-Sun's shoulder, this made Ichigo smile, even though they were hollows, they were very human.
"Shunsui, Retsu said something about a Captain's Card?"
"Right, here." He pulled out a small bag with a black card "The reason you have so much is because of that bonus 400 million that was from killing Aizen. Go crazy, you can spend it here, or in the world of the living, the funds change depending on the country you're in, have fun." Ichigo nodded and said his goodbyes and left.
"Tier…It's really nice here, everyone is kind, and they don't seem to care that we're hollows…" Sung-Sun was sitting on the floor with Tier.
"That's because nobody would dare do anything to Ichigo's friends, unless they were suicidal or just stupid." Shunsui spoke up as he turned his attention to the two hollow girls on the floor.
"Friends…" Tier spoke up with disbelief. She had never had friends other than the four other arrancars she shared Las Noches with, even the other espada; she considered them just as people she knew.
"That's right, why do you think he helped you so quickly?"
"I guess so…And Sung-Sun, don't lick him too much, please?" Tier looked at Sung-Sun with a disapproving face, Shunsui just raised an eyebrow.
"He knows that I'm just playing with him…but his friends really enjoy it…" She replied to the request, Shunsui was trying to keep himself from asking, but he failed.
"I'm sorry, did you say…licking him…?" as he asked, her long tongue grabbed his hat off his head, leaving him shocked. "I'm a mixture of impressed and disturbed, I like it."
…
"Yumai, are you sure that was okay…"
"Not entirely."
"Reap what you sow…" Izuru and Yumai never came back to fifth squad last night; instead she took him to the lake and spent the night there, where they had sex. The two of them slept in the grotto, and Izuru woke up when he rolled off the rocks and into the water. Yumai woke to his scream.
"I guess we should go back now…" Yumai said as she swam out of the lake and got dressed. So did Izuru who had dressed himself and picked her up on his back and flash stepped back to the fifth squad. Izuru had to return to his squad, so he left her at the front of the barracks.
…
Ichigo came out of the Senkaimon a little near Urahara's, he felt something really powerful. Ichigo had his sleeve on and the glove aswell, so to not hurt or attract anything. He felt the power split into two different souls and it was approaching him. Fast.
"Damn it. Does this have to happen today?" Ichigo drew his swords and flash stepped away from the shop and to a nearby park. Suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his shoulder. He looked and saw a person with a sword in his shoulder and saw another person charging at him with their sword, he immediately knew that they were the two Eletera. He knew this wouldn't be easy. It took three captains for one of them. And Ichigo was being suppressed to about 8% from all the seals he had, and he still was attracting some hollows that could be heard approaching. Ichigo managed to get away and remove his sleeve, which made him shoot up to about 15% he started running, and pulled out a small communicator.
"This is Captain Kurosaki in the World of the Living! Requesting Gentei Kaijo! I am being attacked by two immensely powerful Eletera!" Ichigo yelled into the cell phone type device.
"We are processing your re-" The voice was cut off by its captain taking the speaker away from him.
"Kurosaki, can you confirm this!?"
"They are pure white and chasing me at high speeds! Also, if you don't want to grant Gentei Kaijo, at least send a captain or two!" Ichigo nearly dropped the device dodging something like a cero.
"I'll start to put in the release authorization, please engage them in the meantime!"
"Fine!" Ichigo stopped running around and dodging, he put the device away and charged back at them knocking one of them back a few hundred feet and locking swords with the other one. Suddenly he was locking swords with two of them, and a third one appeared behind him and stabbed him through the stomach. Ichigo coughed up some blood and spun around delivering a kick to the third one's head and it exploded into a shower of blood, covering Ichigo completely. The sword still remained even though the body exploded. Ichigo pushed the two back and they fused together, the one that was knocked back tried to stab him again, Ichigo dodged and sheathed his left sword, and pulled out the sword in his stomach, making him cough up some more blood. He transitioned enough into hollow for the wound to heal. He released his Shikai and charged them down. After another hour of no confirmation to release the seal, Ichigo released his Bankai, the two of the Eletera didn't rush him down anymore, they were wary of his appearance. Ichigo flash stepped behind them and delivered a huge slash to them both on the back. They spun around and slammed their swords into Ichigo's shoulders. They lighting however burned them severely.
"Gentei Kaijo confirmation! You are clear for Gentei Kaijo!"
"Took them damn long enough…"
Ichigo released the seal and the two Eletera started to shake violently as Ichigo's spiritual pressure skyrocketed. Just to be sure, he removed his glove, with this; the Eletera stopped shaking and started mocking him for having no spiritual pressure.
"What…" Ichigo thought back to what Aizen said to him. "This might be bad…fuck it." Ichigo sped at them faster than they could blink, he appeared behind them and they fell over, their bodies erupted in blood. "Sad." Ichigo didn't immediately notice that his skull was gone and his hair had grown longer and black, until he scratched the back of his head and noticed his hair went to his lower back and turned black.
"Well…I underestimated you. I heard you were powerful, but it seems you killed my two strongest pets while under a massive seal, I can't even feel you." Ichigo heard a voice behind him and turned, what he saw made him question the whole Eletera problem.
Meanwhile at the squad twelve barracks, there was a panic.
"Captain! Ichigo Kurosaki's spiritual pressure is gone! We can't find him!"
"What the hell are you doing? Did you break my sensor…What the hell happened!?" The angry scientist barked at the man behind the monitor.
"I have no idea, he just disappeared, along with the two Eletera, and another presence appeared, but we can't Identify it!"
Back in Karakura, Ichigo was confronted by a man with a little girl by his side. Primera Espada, Starrk and Lilynette. Ichigo didn't bother asking who he was.
"And let me guess…blah blah blah…destroy soul society…rule the world…kill every Shinigami…something along those lines?" Ichigo just sighed and sat down on a rock nearby.
"The hell? You may be good at guessing, but you will die by my hand." He said calmly as he drew his sword, he pushed the little girl off to the side and he charged Ichigo.
"Can't people who wage war on us be stronger?" Ichigo lowered his spiritual pressure and it stopped Starrk in his tracks. "Sorry, not in the mood for another war, I won't kill the girl, but you die." Ichigo stood up and literally decapitated him with a glare as he walked by him. Ichigo was so fast in his Bankai that he could appear walking to you and cut you at the same time, from a hundred feet away.
"No!" The girl tried to move but Ichigo's strength had her on her knees with trouble breathing. He walked up to her as he returned to a level she couldn't feel, he opened a garganta and threw her in.
"Damn it. I lost too much blood. Won't die this easily though…" Ichigo released his Bankai and his hair turned orange again but didn't get shorter, Ichigo just sighed and went to his house for his family. He arrived and opened the door and ran into the kitchen much to Yuzu's surprise, she was in there washing dishes, when Ichigo ran in and coughed up blood into the sink. She screamed and hit him with a plate that was in her hands, she didn't recognize him with the long hair. And the plate barely fazed him as he turned to her looking at her with blood covering him entirely, he wiped his face with some water, and she screamed again.
"What's wrong Yuzu! Daddy's here! Ah you pervert! Get away from my daughter!" Isshin ran in with a bat and hit Ichigo over the head with it and it snapped. Nobody recognized him, even from the hair color, it was stained completely red with blood.
"You old goat! Don't recognize your son!? Even if he's covered in blood and has incredibly long hair!?" Ichigo roared at his dad after he rinsed his head in the sink.
"What the hell!? Ichigo my boy! What brings you here tracking blood into my house?" Isshin had a goofy smile on his face like always. Ichigo drew his sword and hit the hilt to him; he still had that chip Urahara gave him. He did the same to Yuzu and Karin who had come down the stairs at all the screams. He took them without telling what was going on, he put their bodies in their beds.
…
"Sung-Sun, could you tell Ichigo the next time you see him, that he is an idiot." Shunsui said as Sung-Sun was leaving with Koko.
"Alright…"
"Sung-Sun, I heard what happened…I'm sorry to hear it." Koko said as she escorted her back after getting a few Shihakusho that had abnormally long sleeves.
"It's not your fault…Ichigo is really nice…even though I torment him so much…it's fun though…"
"What do you mean, torment?" Koko was about to regret asking. Sung-Sun licked her cheek, and Koko, just turned and punched her in the stomach and walked away. Koko had been very agitated for the last few months, it seemed that she was never happy anymore and always getting angry at people and hitting them. Sung-Sun did not expect this from the cute little girl she saw all those months ago.
"Hide your emotions better Cyan." Sung-Sun told herself as she felt a tear. She got up off the ground and found her way back to the barracks on her own and went into Ichigo's office and sat on the couch alone waiting for him.
Ichigo came through the Senkaimon with his family.
"Dad, take them to," Ichigo coughed up some blood, not as much as before though. "Squad four, I have something I need to do." His dad started taking them and Ichigo went to his barracks. He went inside and his squad was staring at him, the only thing life of his coat was the left sleeve and part of the back, so it just hung on his shoulder. His squad didn't ask any questions as they watched the bloody, long haired Ichigo walk through the halls. He opened the door to his office and he saw Sung-Sun sitting there waiting patiently.
"…What did you do…" She asked sounding concerned.
"Both…Eletera. Not sure why my hair…" He sat behind his desk and started rifling through the drawers. He eventually pulled out a pair of scissors and cut all of the excess long hair off. "So, Sung-Sun, what happened to you, you look like you were holding back some tears?"
"How can you tell?" She shut her eyes to hide them.
"I can't your eyes just look watery and red…and were you in a tree? There are leaves in your hair." Ichigo got up and pulled a bunch of leaves out of her olive green hair, Ichigo was honestly surprised that she was behaving around him, tier must have set her straight.
"…Thank you, but no…I tripped in the garden and hit the tree, some of the leaves fell on me…" She didn't want to ruin his good mood by telling him about Koko.
"Well, if you are okay…that's good, I'm going to go see my daughters, you can come if you want, and Orihime will want to see the newest squad member." Sung-Sun nodded.
"…That's fine with me…but go get showered…you smell like death…and are covered in blood that isn't yours…" She leaned close to him and sniffed him and licked his hand.
"That's creepy…you can tell that this isn't my blood?"
"It tasted horrible, you taste good remember." Ichigo sighed and went to his quarters, he didn't know he was being followed for a few minutes.
"Why are you following me to my quarters?" He looked back and Sung-Sun was standing behind him as he opened the door.
"I want to take a shower too…I will wait for you to finish…don't worry…but I want you to wait for me." She said as she followed him into the room, and sat down next to Yumai who was sitting on her bed. "Hi Yumai…" Ichigo was starting to be annoyed at how delayed and drawn out her way of speaking was.
"Sung-Sun, why didn't you take a shower befo-" Again she was interrupted by the snake tongue in her mouth.
"…I have reasons…" She said as Yumai was silently gagging on her long tongue, she eventually slowly retracted it. Yumai just cleared her throat and laughed. Ichigo was in the shower but he knew what happened when he heard Yumai stop talking and laugh a few seconds later. Ichigo came out wrapped in a towel and Sung-Sun removed her clothes and went in. Yumai sat there staring at him changing.
"Do you have to stare at me? You can eye rape Izuru now, why me?"
"Because he can't compare to…that…" Yumai was just blatantly pointing and staring, Ichigo didn't even care anymore, it wasn't like she never saw it before, and she saw it in more…interesting…scenarios than just hanging there.
"That was something I didn't need to know." Ichigo started getting dressed and he heard Sung-Sun say something.
"…I believe it was a complement…"
"Thank you Sung-Sun!" Yumai shouted as she started taking her clothes off and walk to the shower.
"And that is my cue to leave…I'll be in my office, when you're done…" Ichigo ran out the door as he heard Yumai laugh a little.
"No."
"No."
"No."
Ichigo was quickly walking to his office trying to deny the images knocking on the door of his mind. He was not successful in this endeavor.
"Damn it no!" Ichigo sat at his desk and slammed his head into it. He started to cough a little, but no blood, he stopped coughing up blood a little earlier, and the only problems he had was a little soreness where he was stabbed in the stomach. He shut his eyes for a second but drifted off into sleep.
After waking up he went to see if the two were done, he got to the door and opened it slightly just to hear if they were done. He didn't hear the shower but, muffled moans and giggles. Ichigo nearly gagged as he shut the door and ran to fourth squad barracks.
…
"Where is that Idiot of mine?" Isshin said as he was holding Masaki, Tatsuki was in Yuzu's arms.
"Probably half dead from the two hour long shitfest of two Eletera trying to kill me." Ichigo said as he appeared next to Karin who was standing next to Unohana.
"How did you survive, you went through with almost 90% of your power sealed? And why is your hair long?" Unohana had many questions for him. He didn't even notice that his hair grew back during his nap.
"I removed them, and had Gentei Kaijo lifted, which was more than enough, and I found who was controlling them, or rather, decapitated him and sent who was either being controlled by him or with him on her own accord, to Hueco Mundo." Ichigo took Masaki from his father and the mask fragment that had formed retreated. "And as for my hair…your guess is as good as mine. I tried to cut it like an hour or so ago, but it grew back. Now…Here Karin can you hold her, I need Retsu to help with something…I think I'm internally bleeding somewhere…I'm getting light headed." Luckily he handed Masaki to Karin, because he collapsed on the ground. Everyone gasped but Orihime she had passed out a few minutes before Ichigo got there.
"Excuse me…Is she awake…" Sung-Sun spoke from the door as Ichigo was being dragged out.
"No, but who are you?" Isshin asked as she came in slowly.
"Cyan Sung-Sun, but do not call me Cyan." She walked a little closer to see Orihime. "She's beautiful…and so are the twins…"
"How did you know they are twins?" Karin asked as she handed Masaki back to Isshin.
"Ichigo told me…I joined his squad yesterday…I came to see my lieutenant…" She spoke into her sleeve and Orihime somewhat woke up.
"Ichigo…" She spoke quietly as if she was still asleep. "Where's Ichigo!" She yelled screaming, shooting up into a sitting position, a look of fear in her eyes. She startled Sung-Sun a little and made her jump.
"Ichigo was here, but he passed out due to blood loss. He said something about two hours or so in a battle with two Eletera, whatever those are. And…he may have a new appearance…so, don't be shocked okay?" Karin spoke as she walked over and hugged her.
"New appearance…what do you mean? And you said Eletera…two of them…did he have other captains with him?"
"Actually no, he went through the Senkaimon to bring them here, he was dropped to a level of around 10%." Unohana came back into the room with a smile, followed by Ichigo slowly walking in, pale from the lack of blood, Unohana had no idea how he was even conscious.
"And once I undid my seals and had Gentei Kaijo, they complained that I lost my power, I didn't understand at all then some guy with long brown hair and a lower jaw around his neck. And a small girl with a horn, I'm almost certain they were arrancar, when I killed the man, the last thing I would do, is hurt a child, whether my enemy or not. I despise children in pain. I sent her to Hueco Mundo so she wouldn't have to see the brutal death her friend had."
"your hair…" Was all Orihime could get from his entrance.
"Oh, right. I removed my glove and all of the seals placed on me, which effectively ended the fight, but my hair did this…and it was black, similar to right before I used Mugetsu. I can't cut it either…it just grows back."
"That's interesting. Sounds like you ran into Coyote Starrk, the Primera. I thought I killed him…" Shunsui was in the door talking from under his hat. "I need to talk to you Ichigo, also you might want to bring your evil scientist with you. And my, what beautiful daughters." Shunsui walked up to see Tatsuki and Ichigo put his hand on the hatted captain's shoulder.
"I'll shove that hat up your ass if you touch my daughters in the future." Ichigo had his 'overprotective' face on.
"Duly noted." He continued to ran his hand gently over her head and smile.
"Orihime, I'm sorry I'm late, and this is Sung-Sun…" Ichigo sat next to Orihime and explained Sung-Sun's situation, but left out the tongue part, he really didn't want to say anything to set his dad off.
"She looks like another interesting addition." Orihime said causing Sung-Sun to giggle and Ichigo to sigh.
...
A few months went by Ichigo has decided to have a mansion built, one that rivals the Kuchiki Manor after the wedding of Rukia and Renji, it was not even a formal service, Rukia was denied any help from her brother and they had the wedding in Ichigo's garden, Ichigo decided to have it built on a small hill looking over a very large lake. Since he had otherworldly funds, there was not a feature that wasn't perfect or elegant. He, Orihime, Koko, his two daughters, Sung-Sun, Tier, Nel, and a few members of the stealth force acted as 'security' only showing up when Ichigo wanted someone to leave. The mansion was in an ancient Japanese style from the outside, but was more Western on the inside, and it had an underground training room, similar to what Urahara's looked like, but was built to withstand nuclear proportion energy spikes, as to not destroy Ichigo's mansion when he trained. There were twelve bedrooms, two spare bedrooms that weren't occupied by anyone; the stealth force members were ordered by Sui-Feng to obey Ichigo's commands. There was a little courtyard with a personal Senkaimon, Ichigo thought that only noble families could have those, but he dismissed the thought. Urahara insisted that he gave Ichigo some of his 'inventions' most of which were too stupid for Ichigo to even bother with, an example being an invisible hat. He did, however he did give Ichigo a few of those Zanpakuto manifest things that Yoruichi used with him. There were a few empty rooms that he didn't know what to put in them, Ichigo knew that the SWA liked to hide in Byakuya's mansion, since Ichigo's was much larger and more, extravagant much to the noble's resentment, he figured it was only a matter of time before he finds a meeting going on so he left some rooms empty.
"Ichigo, I think you might have given Nii-sama a heart attack when he heard about this." Rukia was sitting behind him on the roof looking out over the lake.
"When the hell did you get here!?" Ichigo nearly fell off the roof since he didn't know she was behind him.
"I've been here for a few minutes, you really are bad at sensing anyone." Rukia finished speaking and jumped on his back wrapping her arms around his neck.
"I've had a problem sensing anyone since I came back last time, I can hardly sense captains now." Ichigo pried her off his back and turned around.
"Maybe that extra hair is blocking your brain, Strawberry!" Rukia pulled his hair slightly, annoying Ichigo since that's all she had been doing for the past few months.
"I will throw you in that lake!" Ichigo picked her up and held her like he was going to throw her off the roof.
"Are we interrupting…?" Sung-Sun now appeared with Tier behind her. "Don't be so rude to your guests Ichigo…especially female guests…" She said in a hypocritical sense.
"I don't want to hear anything about being rude to women from you! You nearly choked Rangiku and Yumai by shoving your tongue down their throats!"
"I did nothing that they didn't want…" Sung-Sung replied with a matter-of-fact tone, and Tier simply gave her a light smack to the back of the head.
"I'm sorry if she gave you trouble, she means thank you for letting us stay with you." Tier put her hand over Sung-Sun's mouth and bowed her head slightly.
"It's not a problem! Enjoy it as if it were yours, I insist. Have you been to the bar, it's stocked with top shelf liquor from the World of the Living and an assorted selection of other things to drink and eat, most of which from here, but some other things from the World of the Living. If you like to drink that is, there are non-alcohol things there too."
"We just came from there, I've been meaning to try this one drink you have, but it is in some weird language…so I'm not sure if I should or not without knowing what it is." Tier gave a little laugh and sat down with Sung-Sun, she didn't know much about the different countries and their languages.
"Was like a bunch of weird symbols and backwards letters?" Ichigo asked as he shot a glance at Sung-Sun who was licking her fingers, which made him shudder a little.
"Yes that one! What is it?" She jumped up ready to run back inside through the little roof access trap door.
"Russian Vodka, it's exceptionally strong, a bottle of that would have Shunsui on his ass unconscious for a day." Ichigo's explanation made her pale a bit. She knew that if he couldn't stand it, she would probably be done in by three sips.
"I guess I'll just have a taste of it then…" She went down the trap door and came back with the bottle and a few shot glasses to share with everyone.
"You sure that you want to drink this on the roof?" Ichigo laughed as Tier second guessed herself, she started showing a lot of emotions recently, since she didn't have to keep up a façade of a hardened criminal to get respect, she was a woman after all, and she did have feelings and a mind.
"Oh come on Ichigo, lighten up let her have some fun, plus I want to try this devil drink that will knock out that man!" Rukia said as she pushed her foot into his face.
"Fine, I wouldn't recommend drinking more than a few shots Tier, I know that you aren't as good at handling yourself as I am, and I can barely take half of this before I'm blacked out." She did just that, only taking a small shot, her face was bright red and she was hanging on Sung-Sun who didn't want any.
"Wow. She can't handle this at all, and I guess Orihime doesn't drink anymore. Why do you even have so much and something so strong?" Rukia said as she shot gunned three shots, and immediately regretted it.
"I have no heart, I would like something to take my mind from that, I am going to have two daughters, which from my dad, I hear is a nightmare, I have that snake women who can't keep her tongue to herself and seems to rape Yumai every time one of them takes a shower, two Tres Espada. Don't you think I need a break from time to time?"
Rukia was just passed out and Ichigo sighed, but looked up to see Sung-Sun nod and giggle. Tier had passed out on Sung-Sun's lap. Ichigo took the bottle and closed it, seeing as the two of them who remained conscious weren't going to drink it.
"You are certainly an interesting person…And I wouldn't do anything to her if she didn't like it, I'm starting to think she likes me more than her boyfriend, or maybe just my tongue…when do we have to go back to the squad…Koko is probably swamped having to fill in for you…" Sung-Sun said as she moved Tier off of her and sat next to Ichigo.
"Shunsui said I earned a vacation with the deaths of the last two Eletera by myself, which we still haven't found yet, he gave you and Tier the permission to have a vacation too, even though you didn't do anything here yet, probably so you two can unwind from what happened, Nel just begged him to let her have one, he said she could. Koko got the short end of the stick and is my stand-in captain."
"So…how much longer of this vacation…" Sung-Sun said as she turned to see the sun setting.
"About four weeks left? I doubt it, but…have you or Tier, ever been to a beach?" Ichigo asked with a great idea.
"When she was alive, yes. She lived in Hawaii in America."
"She remembers her life from before?" Ichigo had a very surprised face.
"When that bastard Aizen named her an Espada, he used the Hogyoku to return her memories of when she was alive. He did this for all of the espada. I can even name a few of them where they originally were from if you want..." Sung-Sun was looking at Tier the entire time.
"Go ahead, this will probably be interesting."
"Coyote Starrk, Primera Espada, was actually from Karakura town, like you." At hearing this Ichigo could only say 'oops' and scratch the back of his head.
"Are these their real names?"
"No, nobody changed back to their real names since they were so used to the ones they had as hollows. Your friend Grimmjow…New Jersey. Szayelapporo, you probably never saw him, but he was from France."
"Figures Grimmjow would be from Jersey, I been there once in the past. Horrible place."
"I don't know what that is but okay…Ulquiorra…I believe he mentioned somewhere called Alaska?" Ichigo just burst out laughing at this. After a little while, Sung-Sun asked why he wanted to know about the beach.
"I have my own Senkaimon and those are not tracked, we could all go back to the world of the living and go to the beach after getting gigai from Urahara and whatever it was that he wanted me to see if I visit him. I don't know if Orihime could go, but I want to go find some of my friends and tell them the good news."
"I know Tier will be happy about that, I would like to go…Go ask who else wants to go…" Ichigo did that, he asked Nel and Orihime, Nel said she would go, Orihime said she had to talk to Unohana about something; He went and found Yumai and Koko who were in the bar, surprisingly.
"Hey Koko, Yumai, want to go to the World of the li-" Ichigo was interrupted by Koko.
"No. I am not on vacation, I am filling in as stand-in captain, and I am a teacher. No thank you." She seemed to regret her words but Ichigo didn't pursue it, she has been really agitated the past months. She went back to take another drink straight out of a large bottle of Tequila.
"Yumai, what about you?" Ichigo turned to her, knowing her answer anyway, if it was somewhere she could easily go, she would follow.
"Yes, of course!" She nearly made Koko spill her tequila. Yumai was drinking something green, Ichigo didn't bother asking what it was, and he didn't even have any bottles of green liquid that he knew of.
"Alright we leave now!" He dragged Yumai away from her drink and into the courtyard with Tier and Rukia still unconscious, Sung-Sun, Nel, and Renji was there accompanied by Toshiro.
"We're coming too, hope that isn't an issue." Toshiro spoke for him and Renji; Ichigo just nodded and opened the Senkaimon.
"Just so you know, even if this isn't an assigned mission or anything, you still have to take my orders, if any, and that is an order from Shunsui." Toshiro just nodded emptily as he walked through me.
Renji picked up Rukia and Ichigo picked up Tier, the others just walked in without saying anything.
…
They came to Urahara's shop and Ichigo, not wanting the two Tres Espada and Toshiro to attract too many hollows, Ichigo realized that most captains couldn't even feel his pressure after that incident in the World of the Living so he wasn't worried about himself attracting hollows, but if he had worn his seals he would have; he just opened the shop door, which wasn't locked in any form. The group went in and started looking around.
"Who the hell are you people!?" The same black haired woman from before was wearing just a large shirt as a dress. She had a knife in her hand and was shaking.
"Sorry miss, I don't have time to wait for Kisuke to wake up, go get him for me, tell him…his new test subjects are here…he will know what it is." Ichigo had a small smirk but earned a scowl from Toshiro, he was still completely pissed at Ichigo for bringing Tier back, but he came to see Karin. The woman went back to the room and was heard whispering something and a second later Urahara's voice was heard making a childlike giggle, then him tripping over something was heard and he came out with a grin.
"To what do I owe the pleasure I need my beauty sleep!" Urahara waved his fan at him then looked around at the group of people there.
"Are you that dense for a scientist?" Ichigo smirked at him, hoping he wasn't.
"I take it you aren't here to visit Sata?" He chuckled and motioned for everyone to come into a room in the back.
"Is Sata that girl who's half naked every time I come here? Speaking of which, where's Yoruichi?" Everyone sat in different parts of the room; Tier and Rukia were back to back against a wall, mumbling things to themselves.
"Yes that's her, and Yoruichi started living with your family as the new cat. She isn't human there, neither of your sisters know about her or question when Isshin talks to her. And yes, Sata can see you normally, but that band you wore last time seemed to make you visible to everyone. But enough about explanations. Yours, Rukia's, Renji's and Hitsugaya's Gigai will be ready soon, however, I've never made Gigai for those three girls so it will take until morning, and I will need measurements." After he explained this Urahara got a punch to the face.
"You didn't need Koko's measurements you old pervert. Just make them without mask fragments obviously, and give the blonde one a higher tolerance to alcohol if you can. We're staying for a month, so I'm going to see if I can buy a house to use whenever I need to come back with multiple people." Ichigo glared at Urahara who was rubbing his jaw.
"I guess I could make her alcohol tolerance as high as yours if I tried…Orihime isn't coming? Or Koko?"
"No, Orihime wants to stay with Masaki and Tatsuki. And Koko is a teacher and my stand-in. Also, do you have something that will wake someone from a alcohol induced coma?" Ichigo was asking as a joke, but was surprised when he was handed little device with a needle and a light. It had a few vials of some pink liquid.
"Use one tank per use. Here are about forty doses." Urahara pulled out a small yellow box with the small pink vials. Ichigo was dumbfounded at this. "This is actually what I wanted to give you. Don't act like I can read minds, and plus, those two…they had some of that Black Death Vodka I sent you, didn't they?"
"Why is it called black death!?" Ichigo nearly dropped the device when he heard the name. he pushed the needle into Rukia's neck and injected the entire vial into her. She immediately woke up and coughed.
"Russia is a hardcore place…" Urahara seemed to be remembering a horrible memory because he shivered a little. Ichigo did the same thing to Tier but she grabbed his wrist and stared at him with murderous intent for a second. Ichigo gave a forced smile out of his shock and she apologized.
"Oh crap I'm sorry!" She gave a small chuckle and noticed Sung-Sun who was sitting awkwardly next to Hitsugaya who was staring at her with a scowl. "Leave her alone, Captain Hitsugaya, she is harmless as a fly." This caused him to shift his scowl to her.
"Damn it Toshiro! You will leave them alone." Ichigo seemingly ordered him.
"You are in no position to give me orders." This made Renji and Rukia hold in a flow of laughter.
"About that…I might tell you later, but whatever." Ichigo pulled out the small bag in his shihakusho and put the device and the vials in the bag, it didn't seem to get any smaller or bigger.
"What is that supposed to mean?" He barked at Ichigo to tell him.
"Do I really have to tell you?" Ichigo was scratching the back of his head.
"Yes."
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Yes, what?"
"…"
"Yes, what? Toshiro?"
"Yes, Captain Kurosaki." By now Rukia and Renji were laughing their asses off.
"I'm the next Captain Commander." This effectively silenced him, and after a few seconds of silence Ichigo spoke up.
"Well, I could be, but I denied the first offer, the positions open if I wanted to…so…" Ichigo chuckled a little.
"I figured." He said as he crossed his arms.
"That's not the only reason; did you forget Shunsui's order? You are to take any orders if I give them." Ichigo laughed a little and turned to Urahara. "Don't suppose you know of any large houses for sale..."
"The Bount mansion has been fixed up and is for sale…"
"No…Actually…I remember seeing some huge houses at the beach when SWA dragged me along because they needed men. Renji you remember that weird ass day?" Renji sighed and nodded.
"I know that two of them are for sale next to each other…If you can shovel out a couple million each?" Urahara was making a stupid face and hiding it with his fan." Ichigo fought back the urge to burst into laughter and announce his account balance. Which was around 300 million or so.
"I'll buy one of them and have us share rooms." Rukia and Renji had a mischevious smile, and Sung-Sun giggle, earning a suspicious glance from Tier and Ichigo. Hitsugaya and Yumai shared a quick glacne since they didn't know each other, and were hoping they wouldn't be stuck together.
"How much money do you have stowed away to just decide to buy one on a whim!?" Urahara was wide eyed and when Ichigo pulled out his little cellphone type device and showed him the number. The man in the hat fainted, he turned it to show Renji and Rukia and they were speechless.
"That much." Ichigo put the device away and kicked Urahara in the head.
"Sorry about that I blacked out!" Urahara spoke as he shot awake.
"Whatever, can you get my gigai now? I'm going to purchase the house. And I'll be back." Ichigo waited for the gigai and when he returned Ichigo entered it and went to purchase the house, even in his gigai he could flash step.
…
Ichigo was halfway to the beach when he thought of a good idea. He decided to take a little detour. He pulled out his wallet and opened it; it had about a hundred in cash, his black card, and a fake driver's license.
"This will be good." Ichigo came up to a car dealership that sold a variety of high class cars, from Ferrari to Bentley, Mustang to Rolls Royce. Ichigo walked up to someone who was working there.
"Excuse me sir, I'm looking for something that will seat eight comfortably, or two that sit four comfortably, price is no issue." The man was taken aback by what he said, he also didn't want to look him in the eye, he was probably afraid of Ichigo, considering he looked like a thug, with long, but not as long as he usually had, hair which was bright orange too. And a constant scowl on his face.
"You do realize that these vehicles can reach to the millions, don't you?" Ichigo simply nodded.
"I can assure you that I can purchase most if not all of your vehicles, price is not an issue." The man simply nodded and led him to a lot further in that had one Tesla, in flat black, and around a dozen assorted Rolls Royce and a few Ferrari, each in a different color. Ichigo noticed that one of the Rolls had three row seating and looked like it could fit six comfortably, it was pearl white.
"I'll take that Rolls Royce, the longer one in white, and the black Tesla. I'll drive the Tesla out, and I will bring someone back with me tomorrow to drive the other out." Ichigo was led by the man into the office, where Ichigo had to fill out a bunch of insurance information, he looked in his wallet and found a rolled up paper with 'fake' insurance information that Urahara had somehow made real. After a few minutes of paperwork, Ichigo handed the man his black card.
"The price will come up to…"
"Don't tell me, just take it. I don't want to know how much I just spent." Ichigo decided to take on deluxe packages for each drastically raising the price of them.
'Tier must know how to drive, she has her memories…if not I'll pay a chauffeur.' Ichigo thought as he took the keys and got to his new Tesla, he somehow, despite only having a year of driving practice under his belt, had the knowledge of being a professional driver, no doubt something of Urahara's doing. He sped off to the beach to find those houses Urahara was talking about, it was only around eight or so, he could buy it if he hurried.
…
"I hope I get to share a room with Yumai…" Sung-Sun said, eyeing her from across the room.
"I hope so too…I'm here a month away from Izuru, I'll need you." This earned her some confused glances from around the room, Toshiro on the other hand had passed out since there was nothing to talk about. He was awoken by the loud noise of Ichigo's new car. The entire group ran outside to see Ichigo just reving the engine, Tier stood there with her mouth agape, when she was alive the Tesla was her dream car. The others just sighed at his new toy. Urahara came out and did the same thing as Tier.
"Do you like it!? I got Tier a Rolls Royce, that is, if she can drive, since she has memories of when she was alive!" Tier had started to shake at this news, she suddenly made a noise that resembled a squeak and ran over to the new care and threw her arms around Ichigo, nearly snapping his neck.
'It's another Nel…'
"Yes I can drive, I was a car fanatic! Although I only had a 78' Mustang." Ichigo thought it was weird for her to have lived so recently, he didn't think about that when he bought the car for her.
"Well, since you like cars so much, come with me, I have something I need to do, and something I need to get for you." Again her mouth dropped and she ran to the other side of the car and jumped in. Ichigo drove off leaving the others still speechless.
"You bought me a Rolls Royce!?" Tier managed to yelp from behind her excitement.
"Well, Sung-Sun said you had memories, I didn't stop to think they might be from way in the past when I bought it."
"No, fairly recently. Anyway, did you buy the house?"
"Yes, tomorrow I take you to get the car and you get the others, but right now, we're going to get some of my friends, see if they want to go, can you do me a favor and cover your chest? No doubt they can see you, considering the amount of spiritually aware people here…"
"Take another look genius; I'm in a gigai, no mask fragment. Did you not pay attention when you could see the bottom half of my face?"
"Oh, actually I didn't notice, I'm sorry, but…Damn it Urahara…He gave you a shirt too small." Ichigo said as he looked her over at a stop light. She was wearing a light blue shirt that was one or two sizes too small and black skinny jeans.
"Oh, so you do pay attention…" Tier joked as Ichigo rounded a corner and came to a full stop.
"Yeah, come on, okay." Ichigo stopped the engine and got out of the car, after a second so did Tier. She laughed as she and Ichigo walked into the large building. It was a hotel.
"We're going to find my friend Erik. His name is Ariken but no one ever called him that. He works the night at the front desk; I haven't seen him in about two or three years." Ichigo explained as he walked in looking around.
"Take my hand you fool, if we're together it has to be convincing." She whispered sharply to him, which surprised him considering she was usually just content with standing feet away from him.
"Why?"
"I don't think you want your friends hitting on me, do you?" She asked with a small smirk.
"Yo! Orange!" a voice called from behind Ichigo as he took Tiers hand reluctantly.
"He recognized me after this long…and he still called me that." Ichigo sighed as the two turned around.
"I haven't seen you in two or three years! And…who is this goddess beside you?" His blue eyes seemingly undressing her. He was about as tall as Ichigo but had dark blue eyes and short black hair in a buzz cut. Wearing the red uniform of the hotel staff.
"It's been a while, Erik, this is my girlfriend Tia." Ichigo glanced over to her and he saw her slightly nod as to approve the little lie he threw.
"You caught something like her!?"
"Fast cars beautiful women, you know the deal." Ichigo joked, earning him an elbow to the ribs from Tier.
"Speaking of fast cars…did you see who drove up in that Tesla out there?" his eyes were still wide with shock from learning who Tier was.
"I did. They're still here in the lobby." Tier decided to speak up.
"Really, who was it!?"
"Us."
"WHAT!?" his loud outburst earned the attention of his manager, who stormed over.
"Ariken you little shit! I said one more outburst like that, one more and you're gone! You. Are Fired!"
"Wait; do not fire him, name a number and I'll pay it to cover for him."
"Yeah right, you don't have enough money to pay me off!"
"Name your price!"
"2 million!"
"Asshole, but fine. Do you take credit?"
…
"Ichigo…You really didn't have to do that, I could have found another job…and speaking of jobs, what the hell do you do, so that you just threw 2 million at him!?" Erik and them were now outside the doors, Tier wanted to get back in the car so Ichigo unlocked it.
"I can't legally tell you everything, but let's just say usually I'm called Captain." Ichigo didn't want to tell him about anything, he wasn't spiritually aware.
"The hell man…and so what is it you wanted to ask me?"
"Me and a few of her sisters, and some of my friends from work are headed to the beach tomorrow for about a month, so if you want to drop by a few times, be my guest."
"Ichigo, can we go soon, I'm feeling oddly hungry, and Sun will be worried."
"Did…did she just say son?" Erik's eyes went wide again. And Ichigo sighed.
'Couldn't she think of a better name for her?'
"No, her sister's name is Sun S-u-n. Her parents were weird. But anyway, I'll come by tomorrow and leave the address with your boss. I bought a huge house on the beach so, whatever, see you then." Ichigo saluted him since he remembered how much he hated to touch other people's hands.
"I'll be sure to go, if her sisters are anything like how she looks, I will definitely go!"
"Lower your gun soldier, all of us work for the same organization and we're only here for a month or so. Plus, I'm pretty sure their lesbians." Ichigo didn't wait for his response before driving away.
"Glad that's over, he was undressing me with his eyes...but actually I shouldn't complain, I want to get a much more revealing swimsuit."
"Really? You look like the more conservative type of girl."
"I normally am, but Hawaii girls never cover up at a beach." Tier let out a little giggle, which made Ichigo's face tint a little red.
"Right, Hawaii, forgot."
"So what is it you wanted to show me?"
"I noticed that I had a license for each of you in my wallet, which is the reason I bought you the Royce. It isn't that late, they should still be open, we're going to get it now." The look on Tiers face was that of a child on Christmas morning.
"Ichigo, if you weren't married I would kiss you right about now!" Tier let out a small laugh and Ichigo sighed.
"Why are hollow girls so attracted to me!?" Ichigo screamed as he pulled into the lot, and was greeted by the same man who he bought the Tesla from.
"Ah, welcome back Mr. Kurosaki! Are you here to spend another mindboggling amount?" The man said as if he was hoping the answer was yes.
"No, I'm here for her Royce, do you mind escorting my fine friend to her new car?" Ichigo slipped her the fake license and she got out, following the man, a minute later she drove up in the deluxe Royce, with three rows of seats. It was like a short limousine.
"This thing is beautiful!" She screamed, and pulled up next to him.
"Are you sure you can drive something like that? It's much larger than the average Mustang you know."
"I'll be fine, but first…Is there anywhere we can get something to eat? And maybe get me a swimsuit?"
"I know a place, but didn't Urahara say that the, you know, wouldn't be ready until morning?" Ichigo didn't want to say gigai in front of the salesman who refused to leave.
"He lied I guess, he said something about tolerance, but whatever, lead the way!" Ichigo pulled out of the lot with Tier close in tow.
"I hope her former boss doesn't recognize me…" Ichigo looked up at his rearview mirror and turned it to himself for a second, nearly causing himself to crash because of what he saw. He pulled over and Tier did the same.
"What's wrong!?" Tier shouted out the window. Ichigo got out and walked to her with a scowl.
"Did you know about this!?" Ichigo was pointing to a giant burn on the left half of his face, he hadn't looked in a mirror since he put the gigai on.
"Yeah! I thought you did too! Urahara said it was to explain how Tatsuki died, whoever that is, he said something about an explosion at a gas station." Tier explained quickly as if she was about to be shot.
"Don't look so tense, I'm not mad at you…I'm just wondering why nobody said anything, whatever, at least I have a matching story…come on, we're almost there. You're not dragging me to buy you swimsuits, I bought you a car, you can take the other girls for swimsuits, and I'll give you money." Ichigo got back into his car and continued on slowly, he was noticing how everyone he passed was pointing at him and taking pictures of the two cars driving slowly.
'Are they seriously taking pictures…'
"Tier, we're here!" Ichigo shouted out the window as he turned into a parking lot. He saw the boss walk out and up to him to seem like a wonderful, nice person.
"Hello, sir! I appreciate you making the right choice of…You! You got her killed!" The man's tone went from welcoming to detest.
"Shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit. Do you think that I haven't cursed myself every day for letting her die!?" Ichigo got out of his car and grabbed the man's arm, threatening to snap it.
"Why did you come back!?" the boss managed to free his arm, Tier pulled up next to them.
"Any trouble with my boyfriend, sir?" Tier shot a wink at Ichigo as if saying 'I got this'
"Boyfriend? Stay out of this, bitch! It has nothing to do with you!" The man spit on the car, Ichigo literally picked the man up.
"Would you rather I buy this little shit hole and fire you, or will you let me come in and honor the loss of Tatsuki Arisawa, but wait there's more! I could easily break every bone in your body." Ichigo threatened the man with violence and he started crying.
"Is he crying?" Tier asked as she got out and made Ichigo put him down.
"Never mind, we're leaving, they are about to close…right?" Ichigo put his hand on the man's head and he just rapidly nodded.
"Alright…let's bring some stuff back for everyone from wherever we end up."
…
"What is taking so damn long?" Renji moaned out of boredom, it was now around eleven.
"What do you think they are doing…?" Sung-Sun spoke with a yawn.
"He's probably getting a taste of her 'Hollow Hole' in the passenger seat of that car." Yumai said as she was half asleep, her head in Sung-Sun's lap. Rukia threw something hard at her. "Hey, I was making a joke, calm down miss newlywed."
"Don't joke about that, Ichigo would never do anything to hurt Orihime." Rukia was now standing over Yumai with her hand in a fist.
"Lieutenant Kuchiki, calm down. He is near, or at least the espada is near, I can feel her close by, I can't feel him though." Hitsugaya was basically asleep but was awaken by Renji's loud complaint. Nel was sleeping next to him, but he didn't notice. Sata came in, this time wearing actual clothes.
"Would any of you like some tea?" She got her answer when everyone who was awake shot her an angry glare. She left the room quickly.
"I don't get it, if we didn't want any five minutes ago, why would we w-" Yumai was silenced by Sung-Sun's tongue.
"That's disgusting…Does Izuru know about her?" Rukia was the only one who wasn't speechless at this display, even though it's been going on all night.
"He said that he's fine with it, since he can't compe-" Again, Sung-Sun's tongue interrupted her, followed by more shudders. The sounds of engines filled the shop. Tier and Ichigo were revving their engines, Tiers being drowned out by Ichigo's. after a second they stopped and heard the door to the shop open.
"We're back!" Ichigo called with bags in both of their arms. He brought them food from a sports bar that they ended up at.
"Took your damn sweet time, huh?" Renji barked. Ichigo took so long because at the sports bar he ran into a few of his friends who worked there, which ended up after just seeing the girl he was with, agreed to go to the beach.
"We had something to attend to…And I see that idiot got all your gigai already…please tell me he gave her a normal tongue…" Ichigo pointed to Sung-Sun and everyone shook their heads no, she and Yumai giggled a little. Everyone was in their gigai from last time. The Shinigami that is, the hollow girls and Yumai were in new gigai each without mask fragments, Yumai's gigai allowed her to see normally.
"Sung-Sun, around other people, your name will be Sun, alright?" Tier said as she started handing boxes of food to everyone. Sung-Sun nodded.
"Very well, once you all finish eating, since I doubt Urahara fed you, come out and see Tier's car." Ichigo turned and the two walked back outside.
"Is Captain Hitsugaya always as iced over as his Bankai" Tier asked as she examined her new car, which she hadn't gotten the chance to do yet.
"Usually, but he seems to be calm around my sister, I'll drive him over before leading the rest of you guys to the house."
"Sounds nice…oh my god…did you- are there-you got heated seats in here!?" Tier was rummaging around in the Royce and hit a button, and the seats started getting warm.
"Can't have my friends getting cold asses! My car has heated too. Surprised you didn't notice it."
"Gee, thank you for keeping my ass warm."
"Do I even want to know?" Rukia was standing against the wall eating a sandwich.
"Heated seats." Ichigo threw his hands up in defense and Rukia nearly choked on the food from laughing.
"So you two really get along, huh?" Rukia finished her food and started looking over the cars.
"You could say that, somehow our story to my friends that we met was, 'We cannot reveal the nature of our line of work, she's my girlfriend Tia, and we're going to the beach for a month with her sisters and work friends.' Which we had to make up something to get out of kissing each other when someone asked for us to prove it. I didn't want to tell them I'm married to a dead girl and have two daughters, so I made something up."
"You can be smart if you want to, good job! So, when are you taking your best friend for a ride?" Rukia jumped into the passenger seat. Ichigo sighed and turned to Tier.
"I'll be back, tell them I'm taking Rukia for a ride…" Ichigo got in and started the car and pulled onto the street.
"Where do you want to go?" Ichigo started driving in a random direction.
"I don't care, I just wanted to talk to you alone for a minute."
"Okay?"
"I'm pregnant!" When she said this, Ichigo almost crashed into the car in front of him.
"That's great! Since when?"
"I found out the day before we left. That's why I came to see you. And I only drank that Vodka as for it to be my last drink."
"Does Renji know?"
"Yes, but my brother doesn't…I think he will make me abort it. He was against my marriage to begin with."
"Tell him that I'll cut his head off if he does that."
"I'll be sure to pass on the message." Rukia gave a laugh before changing the subject. "So, how is the sound system in this thing?" Rukia had taken a liking to human music from her time living with Ichigo.
"Ungodly." The one word Ichigo gave, described it completely, Rukia didn't know, but there were speakers in the seats. He turned a dial and flipped through a few stations until he heard the intro to one of Rukia's favorite songs, Inside the Fire by Disturbed.
"The seats are vibrating!" Rukia was shaking along with the beat.
"There are speakers in the seats!" The two were getting angry looks as Rukia turned up the volume and forced Ichigo to lower the windows. It was about midnight by now.
"I got an Idea…"
"Oh boy…" Rukia rolled her eyes and Ichigo sped up and turned down an unfamiliar street.
"Let's bother Keigo." Ichigo said pulling up in front of Keigo's house.
"Oh you're such an ass. I love it!" Rukia got out of the car and Sat on the roof of the car, Ichigo got out and walked to the door.
"Let's just hope his sister isn't going to answer." Ichigo rang the doorbell around thirty time until an angry Keigo opened the door.
"The hell do you want!? Ichigo? What happened to your face and hair!?" Keigo was busy looking at Ichigo and he didn't notice Rukia, who was sprawled out in what she thought was a sexy pose, on the Tesla. Ichigo grabbed Keigo's arm and turned around.
"Rukia, what the hell are you doing!? You're married, stop trying to seduce Keigo!" Ichigo screamed at her causing her to burst out laughing.
"Keigo, you're coming to the beach with us tomorrow!" Rukia shouted before jumping off the car.
"Married? Nice! But who's car were you climbing on?" Keigo pushed past Ichigo and Rukia and started looking over the car.
"Keigo, you know how it bothers me when you touch my shit." Ichigo said calmly as he put him in a headlock.
"Right, sor…WHAT!" Ichigo reeled back at the outburst in his ear. He went on to explain how they were staying at Ichigo's new house for a month, he left out who was going to be there.
"my friend…Tia…will pick you up tomorrow since I only have a two-seater and I promised someone they could ride with me." Keigo did nothing but nod and wonder what 'Tia' looked like since Ichigo seemed to befriend pretty girls all the time.
…
"I can't say I like how my face looks…" Ichigo was pumping gas while Rukia was inside buying something. Ichigo was now enjoying the stares he was getting.
"Ichigo, I got you this." Rukia came out and threw him a bag with something in it.
"You can be a bitch sometimes, you know that? Why did you get me these?" He was holding a box of extra large condoms. Rukia couldn't help but mess with him.
"Well, when you and Tier were gone earlier, Renji asked where you were, and Yumai just out of nowhere said '…getting a taste of her 'Hollow Hole' in the passenger seat…' And I figured since, you've been shut down basically for a long time…"
"I would accept these, but their too small." Ichigo gave Rukia a small wink and a smirk, she couldn't form a sentence, her face, bright red, and couldn't catch the box when Ichigo threw it at her.
"I…you…h-hu…I…Did it hurt her!?" was all Rukia could manage before Ichigo turned his face serious.
"I don't need condoms or any form of protection with Orihime anymore, she had her womb removed, and I don't think a hollow would be the correct form of release…" Ichigo finished pumping gas and paid. "I wasn't joking about the size, you saw it yourself, you can even ask Yumai, now are you coming!?"
"Please don't ask if I'm coming."
…
"Yo Tier, you seem happy. Ichigo didn't buy any alcohol, did he?" Renji asked as he propped himself against a wall, most of the others were asleep in various spots in the room. Sung-Sun, being the creepy girl she is, was licking the inside of Yumai's mouth as she slept, just gently enough so that she wouldn't wake up, Renji couldn't even look in her direction without feeling the urge to gag.
"No, he didn't, he should be back soon with Rukia, tomorrow, I'm driving you all to the house, and he said something about something else, I don't remember." Tier said as she sat down next to him.
"I sense her nearby…" as Renji spoke he heard the familiar engine.
"closer than you think."
"Oh, hey, you're still up. Damn Sung-Sun, could you at least have some decency and wait till she's awake?" Ichigo had came back in the room with Rukia, he was holding a small bottle of a bright green liquid and the condoms, he tossed them to Renji.
"Why do I need these?"
"Too small for me." At this, Sung-Sun, Tier, and Renji dropped their jaws.
"If you weren't married, the things I would do to you…" Tier stared him in the eyes and then chuckled; this made Ichigo uncomfortable and blush lightly.
"And that's a wonderful piece of knowledge, now I definitely know you aren't sharing a room with me…"
AN: A few filler chapters before he goes back to Orihime, and the thing about the cars, and Tier living so recently, is because…Shut up. Enjoy my story!