Okay guys. Just take it easy. I feel really bad for not updating this fic. I did plan on updating it last month, but in all honesty, I just got lazy and forgot about it. And I feel like such an ass hat for doing that. I'm also working on finally updating Universal Aid and Down With the Fraternity. I'm just so bad at updating fics and it's killing me that I can't give you guys faster update. Or updates at all. But I'll try to update more since I'm out of high school and taking the year off.

Title: Super Nannies

Summary: Instead of killing Agent Coulson, Loki casted a spell that turned Phil into a 6 year old. Now the Avengers must take care of their Super Nanny while fighting off Loki and his army. But one member of the Avengers might have a hard time looking after Phil when their hidden feelings for the agent start to surface. Kid!Phil plus the Avengers, Loki, Fury, Hill and of course Pepper.

Pairing(s): Kid!CoulsonXAvengers (not in a pedophile sense, more in the lines of family ties.) and some decent amounts of Loki.

Rating: T...may get higher due to future chapters

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. Just the plot and ….no, that's about it. Sorry for any typos.

Racap:

"Well, well, well." Loki laughed as he walked towards the kneeling child. "What a sight it is to witness you in this state." He knelled on one knee in front of the child. The child looked up at him in confusion. His large bright blue eyes, shone brighter under his slightly long mop of brown hair. Loki laughed at the completely innocent look the child was giving him. He couldn't deny it. The child's large eyes slightly warmed his heart, but not enough.

Loki tightly grabbed a fist full of Phil's brown hair. He let out a small cry of pain as Loki pulled his head up, making him stand. Loki had a dark look on his eyes as he stared at Phil's face, contorted in pain. "Now tell me, whose the child now, Son of Coul."

Chapter 2: Father

Phil moaned in pain as he felt Loki's fingers tightened around his hair. "D-daddy..." Phil's pained voice croaked out as he tried to pry Loki's tight hold off his hair. "P-please stop." He moaned out in pain as tears prickled in his eyes. His rosy cheeks increasing in color as he struggled against Loki's hold.

Loki, too shocked to move from what Phil had referred to him as, unconsciously eased his hold onto Phil's hair allowing the child to pry his hair out of Loki's grasp. The sudden loss of Loki's hold on his hair launched Phil back. He slipped on the pile of clothes under his feet and fell on his butt, fortunately for Phil, he fell on the clothes which cushioned his fall. Soothing the pain in his head, he slowly lifted his gaze to shoot a confused and hurt look at the man he had just referred to as his 'daddy'.

Large watery blue eyes stared at Loki's green ones. Loki was still shocked from what Phil had referred to him as. Daddy. Phil had called him daddy and Loki, for all his worth, did not know how to react. He just stared at the child as Phil wiped the tears threatening to fall from his eyes. He got up and slowly walked towards Loki while keeping his head down and sniffing lightly. Standing in front of the silent demi god, Phil used his right arm to wipe his nose and used his left hand to firmly clutch Loki's clothing.

"I-i'm sorry *hiccup d-daddy." Phil cried as he buried his face onto Loki's leg. He wrapped his tiny arms around Loki's side and slightly sobbed. He didn't know why his dad was mad at him and why he had hurt him, but all he wanted was for his dad to not be mad at him anymore. Phil stiffened as he felt an hand being placed on his right shoulder. He slowly peered up from where he had buried his face to look up at Loki.

Loki didn't know what was happening. Apparently the spell had an added effect on non-Asgardians. He didn't know what to do next, but the moment Phil launched himself onto his leg, Loki's mind was cleared of all things. He could feel the warmth coming from Phil's body and the small trembles as the child sobbed and cried into his clothing. Placing a hand on Phil's shoulder, he felt the child stiffen then saw bleary blue eyes peering at him in confusion. Keeping his hand on Phil's shoulder, Loki gently pushed Phil off of him as he knelled in front of the child never losing eye contact with Phil. He stared at the child's face, noting the really rosy round cheeks, the slightly red button nose, and blue, big and bright eyes. His face held pure innocence, innocence that now apparently belonged to him.

Wiping the stray tear that fell from Phil's eyes, he gave the child a small smile. "Oh my child. I do apologize. Father just got...carried away." He said as he rubbed Phil's cheeks. Oh, he was going to milk this situation for all it's worth.

Phil sniffed as he wiped his tears. Then he launched himself onto Loki, wrapping his arms around the god's neck and buried his face in Loki's chest. He gave a blinding smile as he nuzzled his face in Loki's chest. Loki wrapped his arms around Phil in return and stood up with the boy safely in his arms. He smirked as a plan hatched inside his head. He knew of a way to destroy the Avengers and all it will take is a six year old boy wrapped around his arms.

Turning around, he found one of his agent still standing there indifferently. "Take us to the jet." He commanded and the agent robotically nodded and gestured for Loki to follow him towards the hangar.

Thor groaned as he rose from the rubble where he had crashed in on after Loki's sudden attack. He coughed as small debris filled his lungs. Thor stood up and dusted himself off. Anger filled his eyes as he stared at the hole in the wall from which he had been thrown. Loki's actions were escalating quickly and he had to put a stop to it. Then Thor remembered what Loki had done to the Son of Coul. Extending out his right hand, Thor called for Mjolnir and a second later, the hammer came soaring through the air and breaking through anything in it's path towards Thor in break neck speed. Grasping the hammer's handle, Thor quickly made his way back towards the prison hold where he knew Phil was and to make things worse, were he was alone with Loki.

Reaching the room, Thor noted that the place was empty aside from the pile of clothing left there after Coulson's transformation. Not knowing any other possibilities, Thor came to the conclusion that Loki had taken the Son of Coul. This thought angered Thor even more. Coulson had been one of the first people he had befriended aside from Jane and company. Knowing that his brother now has a very vulnerable Phil Coulson in his possession gave Thor renewed determination in stopping his brother.

Quickly exiting the prison hold, Thor ran after Loki and Phil. He had to stop Loki before he could leave the helicarrier with Coulson. Thor made a quick sharp turn at the end of the hallway and stopped as he saw his brother at the end of the hallway.

"LOKI!" Thor screamed. He was breathing heavily as he clutched Mjolnir's handle tighter. He began to walk towards his brother when he saw Loki stiffen and freeze after hearing his name being called out by Thor. "Where is the Son of Coul?" Thor demanded. He made it almost half way across the hallway when he saw Loki turn. Thor in turn froze when he saw a small figure wrapped in a large white piece of clothing tucked away safely in Loki's arms. He could see the mop of fluffy brown head of hair with it's face buried in Loki's chest. Turning his gaze towards Loki, he sent a very powerful glare towards his brother when he saw the smirk firmly placed in his Loki's face.

"You seem to already know the answer to your question, brother. Why bother asking?" Loki said smuggly as he petted Phil's head affectionately and mockingly.

Thor growled in response as he watched his brother pet Phil's head. The agent was in Loki's complete mercy and that thought didn't settle well with Thor. He needed to get Phil back and he needed to do it now. So without uttering a single word of response, Thor charged at Loki at lightning speed, Mjolnir ready in his grasp.

Loki placed one hand behind Phil's head while the other supported the child's body by hooking his arm behind Phil's knees. Gripping Phil in his arms tighter, Loki easily side stepped Thor's attack. He gave out a laugh as he watched Thor stumble onto the floor from the momentum of his own attack. Loki smiled as he walked around Thor's fallen figure. He watched as Thor got up on one knee and glared at him from where he knelled.

"You think it wise to attack me brother? Especially with your precious friend in my arms?" Loki asked mockingly as he shifted his arms slightly to show Thor the de-aged face of one Phil Coulson.

Thor froze when he saw the agent's face. He didn't so much as freeze from seeing the young face of his friend, but from the look the child was directing at him. A deadly mixture of confusion, lack of recognition and...and fear. The child was gazing at him in fear and then abruptly turned away and buried his face back in Loki's chest, but Thor could hear small whimpers coming from the boy. Phil's action sent swords, stabbing down Thor's heart. Not only did Phil not recognize him, but he also saw Thor as a threat that merits fear. He shot Loki a glare as he gripped Mjolnir.

"Philip," Thor said softly and cautiously. He lowered Mjolnir as to show Phil that he meant him no harm.

Hearing his name being called, Phil slowly shifted his gaze from Loki's chest to stare at Thor. He watched as Thor slowly lowered his hammer. Seeing this, Phil looked at Thor's face and saw no malice, no evil, no signs of any threat towards him or his father. Comforted by Thor's change in body language, Phil pulled away from Loki's chest a bit further.

Seeing Phil much more comfortable with his presence, Thor continued. "My friend. You must come with me." Thor extended his left hand out towards Phil. He had a big bright smile on his face as to give additional comfort towards the child in Loki's arms.

Phil looked at Thor then gaze back at his out stretched hand. He was confused. Who was this man? How does he know his name? And why is he asking him to follow him? Phil clutched Loki's clothed chest. He didn't know what to do. So he shifted his gaze from Thor to look up at his father.

Loki had a glare firmly set on his features as he looked at Thor. His brother was always better with children, but he was better with words. Loki looked down to stare at Phil as he felt the child's gaze directed at him. His green orbs met Phil's blue one. Loki could see the inner war the child was having and so he set off to remedy the child's vexation.

Leaning in close to Phil's ear, Loki put his lying tongue to use. "Do not listen to him my child. This man is set to do you and I great harm. He is nought but a brute my dear child." His words were like music to Phil's ears. The convincing tone beguiling Phil.

Thor watched as his brother bewitched the child in his arms with ease. He watched as his honor and intentions were corrupted through the eyes of one of his close friends. "Do not listen to his poisonous words! He is a liar!" Thor pleaded, but he knew it was futile when he saw Phil give him a disbelieving look followed by a small glare. His heart felt heavy once he saw the child's glare. There was no reasoning with the child. Loki had successfully corrupted the child's mind. Knowing that he could not persuade the child. Thor shifted his gaze back towards Loki.

"Release him, Loki! He is of no value to you!" Thor demanded as he once again raised Mjolnir. He no longer cared if he looked like the bad guy in front of Phil. All he cared about was getting Phil away from his brother.

Loki smirked as he watched Thor's resolve crumple. He gave out a small laugh. He could hear the desperation in Thor's voice as he pleaded for the child's return. Tightening his hold on the child, Loki pulled the child closer to his chest as he lowered his head to kiss Phil's forehead. He peered at Thor just above Phil's head of hair, sending him a look of mock.

Thor never broke eye contact with Loki, even as he watched his brother corrupt Phil further with his deceitful actions. Without a second thought more, Thor, with all his might, launched Mjolnir directly at Loki.

Loki watched as Mjolinir came soaring towards him and Phil. Lifting his head up above Phil's, Loki sent Thor the most nefarious smirk he could muster right before the hammer came in contact with his body.

Thor watched in anger as Loki stood his ground and sent him an evil smirk. But his anger grew once he witnessed Mjolnir pass right through Loki and Phil's body. Their figures contorted by golden dust, but Thor could still see Loki's mocking look as it slowly dissolved.

"Just as I suspected." Thor said bitterly as he watched Loki and Phil's doppelgangers vanish is a cloud of golden dust. Thor held out his hand and summoned Mjolnir. Once in the hammer was in his grasp, Thor stood in the middle of the hallway glaring at the spot previously occupied by his brother and his captured friend. He grasped Mjolnir tighter in his hand before spinning around and running down the hallway.

He needed to find the others and inform them of what had happened to their Agent. A news he knew they would not welcome so easily.

Loki sat in the comfort of the quinjet as he sped away from the burning fortress of his enemies. He smiled as he watched, through the eyes of his doppelganger, what had transpired between him and Thor. He couldn't help but be impressed that Thor finally realized that he was in fact conversing with one of his clones.

Loki snapped out of his thoughts when he felt sudden movements in his lap. He looked down and saw that Phil, who had been sleeping with his head placed in Loki's lap, had shifted to wrap his tiny arms around Loki's waist and snuggle his face into the soft leather of Loki's stomach.

Not being able to resist, Loki gave a genuine smile as he watched the innocent child in his lap. Slowly, Loki placed a hand on top of Phil's head as he softly brushed away the shaggy brown hair in Phil's forehead. His smile grew as he watched the child react to his actions as Phil gave out a content sigh and buried his face further into Loki's stomach and tighten his hold around his 'dad's' waist.

Leaning down, Loki placed a soft kiss on Phil's forehead. Loki back off a bit and stared down at the sleeping child in shock. He didn't know what came over him when he, in a moment of considered weakness, showed the sleeping child a smidgen of affection. But despite the shock, Loki can't deny that it felt almost...right. And that thought alone scared Loki as he leaned down and placed his forehead against Phil's and held the child tight in the solitude of the quite quinjet.

Loki's attack was finally easing. Tony landed roughly near Steve after he escaped the routers. He was breathing heavily as he pulled off the armor's face plate. Beside him stood Steve, who tossed down the gun he was using to draw off Loki's men.

Steve extended his hand out to Tony. Tony looked at the offered hand and firmly grasped it. He was hauled up to his feet. "Thanks Capsicle." Tony said as he continued to catch his breath.

Hearing the nickname, Steve gave out a small chuckle. "Yeah. No problem." Steve ran a hand through his golden hair as he looked at the men dead on the floor. Good, innocent men Loki bewitched to help him in his conquest. Men who are now dead because of him. Steve couldn't help but feel a little responsible since he had aided in the death of innocent men. Even if they were bewitched by Loki's magic, there were innocent none the less.

Tony, as if reading Steve's mind, placed a comforting hand on Steve's shoulder catching the super soldier's attention. "You shouldn't worry too much about it. You did what you had to do. If you're gonna blame anyone, don't blame yourself, blame Loki." He gave Steve a small smile, which the super soldier returned.

Just as they were about to turn around and make their way back to the bridge, their earpieces both came to life as a voice spoke. "Check in all operatives." The sound of Maria Hill's voice was something Tony wasn't use to. Phil was usually the one who spoke to him or anyone else through the coms. But he thought nothing of it as he celebrated their successful defend against Loki.

"Here." Tony said casually as he picked up his face mask off the floor, inspecting the damage.

Steve followed as he leaned against the wall in relief. "Here."

Tony and Steve could here the other's checking in. They both made their way back to the bridge and saw all the damage that the helicarrier had suffered during the attack. Just as they neared the bridge, Maria's panic filled voice filled the coms. "Agent Coulson, respond. Coulson, check in." Tony, wanting to know what was up, made his way towards Hill and Nick.

"What's going on?" He asked as he placed the face mask on the conference table in the middle of the bridge.

"Coulson isn't answering. GPS says his earpiece is still in the helicarrier, but he's not responding." Hill was in front of a computer typing away as she looked at the map of the helicarrier on the screen. There was a beeping red dot near the detention center and Tony immediately recognized the location.

Tony ran up to the computer and pushed Hill aside to confirm his findings. And right there, in the map, unmistakably placed Phil's location in Loki's cell. Panic running through his veins, Tony was about to turn around and run straight for Loki's cell, when Thor came bursting through the doors.

"Loki has the Son of Coul!"

O_O Please don't hate me. I know this was over due, but it just slipped my mind for some reason. I hope you guys like this chapter and that you continue to read. I'm really sorry for not posting for more than a year. D: I know, I suck. But I have more free time and I really wish that I can post up another chapter. I can update this faster, but I don't want to sacrifice detail. Unless you guys want that, I can easily accommodate and write shorter chapters. But either way, hope you guys like this chapter. :) BTW, after plotting out the story, I'm taking a lot of 180 turns with this fic and it may not be what you expected. Just a friendly heads up.