Kaylee's point of view (yay for first person!)

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Ok, note to self, try not to freeze any more yetis. To say Bunny was angry would be an understatement. He was downright furious, and despite what you may think about bunny rabbits, a six-foot-tall pissed off warrior was enough to scare the shit out of anyone. The fact that they had to spend an hour unfreezing yeti feet coupled with sarcasm, courtesy of Jack Frost memories, did nothing to calm him down.

"Why in bloody hell did you think this was a good idea?" asked the Pooka.

"Why did you think it was a good idea to try and kidnap me?" I replied not a second off beat.

"Shut yer trap, ya bloody show pony. It wasn't my idea, it was North's."

"Well can I ask why exactly you and North need me? It's not like you guys have ever noticed me before."

"Guardian business," was the only reply I received.

I can say honestly that Jack was really, really lonly for a long time. It irritated me more than a little to see the rabbit just brush off the fact like it was nothing, especially now that all of Jack's pain was mine.

A loud crack was heard as Bunny chipped away the last of the ice surrounding the Yetis. The abominable snowman wannabe then reached into it's fur and pulled out some sort of strange snowglobe. How do the keep things in their fur, I wonder? Maybe they have pouches or something... Heh, Yeti pouches.

I was pulled out of my insane ramblings by a bright flash as a picture of Santoff Clausen came into view. Wait, was that the snow globe? "Portable portals!" I laughed a bit at the idea.

Suddenly, two furry paws were on my back and pushing me forward, into the portal. I gave out a loud cry as I stumbled forward and fell onto hard stone, my staff clattering out of my hand.

"Oh my! Are you ok? What took you so long? Jack? Jack!" A loud voice asked impossibly fast. This could only be one person. I looked up to find that it was indeed the Tooth Fairy assaulting me with rapid fire questions. God, she's like a rainbow on caffeine!

"Bunny, Jack," boomed a deep voice from some where in the room, " what has happened? You were supposed to be here hour ago."

Looking around the room I found myself surrounded by a small group of some of the most powerful beings on Earth. There was Sandman, dozing off unnoticed (SO CUTE!), Tooth Fairy (why is she looking at my mouth?), Bunny (hopping off to your little corner to look cool, are we kangaroo?) and North, standing expectantly in front of me. Wait, am I supposed to answer his question? Um... Ok.

"Well, sorry if don't really appreciate being shoved in a bag and thrown through a magic portal," I reply while shrugging as if to say 'no big deal'.

"No? Too bad, that was my idea," replied the large man. Oh dear lord, what have I done. Did I really just insult one of the guardians, and Santa Clause, at that?Fortunately, he seems to not have been upset at my minor slip up.

"So, Why am I here, anyways?"

"Oh yes, great news! You are Gaurdian now!" the jolly man exclaimed. As if on que (probably was) elves and yetis alike started playing trumpets and making a grand amount of noise.

Oh, really? Ignored for 300 years and now I'm supposed to be all buddy-buddy with the goons? I raised up my staff and slammed the end of it onto the ground, treating North to an in-home ice rink. Well, that certainly shut them up.

"What," I begin, my voice accusing, "makes you think I want to be a Guardian?"

I'm baaaccckkk! And with and army of disclaimers! I don't think I've pu up a single one so far... Oh well!

THIS IS A DISCLAIMER!

Now that I've gotten that over with, I have some explaining to do! I hope it's not too glaringly obvious that I'm still not over my writers block. I kind of powered through this chappy and I felt terrible about it the whole time. It doesn't flow, it's super short and writing it was over all painful. BUT I am beginning to chip away at the block and I may be back to normal soon.

In other news, it's about 3:00 in the morning for me and I'm on a 9 hour drive to the Organ Coast. Just let that sink in. I have 9 hours to go. It's 3:00. I may be updating a few times...

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I noticed I use excessive exclamation points! And ellipses..oh well :-D