Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight and all characters. I just wanna play with them today.
This one is not edited. So mistakes there will be.
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Chapter 10 -Say What?
I'm trying very hard to not smile. I've just told Edward to basically wipe-out his entire play book if you will, off his phone.
"D…Do wha?" His eyes are buggin', he's wiping his hands down the front of his jeans and I swear I see a few beads of sweat on his forehead.
"Yeah? You have a problem buddy?" My smile is threatening to break through so I put a serious look on my face and cock my head at him.
He shakes his head no, but his hand is on hip where his phone is clipped on. His hand is shaking pretty badly now, looking like a crack addict needing his next fix.
"So would you like for me to do the honors Eddie baby, or would you like to do them?" I give him a playful wink just for fun.
"Oh um, I'll do it. Just give me a minute." He hesitates for a brief second and then looks to me. "Does that mean I have to delete my mom too?"
I just about pee myself because I did tell him to delete all female contacts, and by golly he's taking this shit to heart.
"No sweetie, not your mom. Let me clarify. Just the ones you fuck." I hold out my hand for him to give me the phone.
He hands it over.
Fan-fucking-tastic
I'm more than shocked when he places it in my hand.
"Wanna help me Edward?" I start scrolling through his phone and I'll be damned if he doesn't have this shit categorized by hair color and boob size.
Edward looks a bit sheepish when he realizes that I know how he has labeled the women, or should I say the notches.
He nods his head and lets out a huge breath. "This might take awhile."
"I better not be on your contact list buddy. This shit is degrading!" I'm shaking my head in disbelief. "You are so gonna have to suck up to me now."
Edward touches my arm, running it up to my face.
"I told you I'd prove it to you." He leans in to kiss me. I arch my back leaning as far away as I can.
"Oh hell no…not yet mister, you have a looong way to go before I give you anything. Now let's get this party started and delete some bitches."
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So for all of you that want Edward to work for it…Here ya go!
Really? He thinks she meant for him to delete his mother? lol
There are some really funny things Bella is going to ask him to do for her, ust to find out if he's serious about being with her.
Poor Eddie! Watch out!