A/N: Prompt from an anon; Brittany sneaks home a new 'pet' and it wakes Santana up in the early morning. Thanks!
Snuggling into her pillow, Santana sleepily reached for her girlfriend. Instead, something small, plump, and covered in coarse hair that snorted against her hand made Santana snap back. "Brittany," she hollered, pushing more and more blankets between herself and the now curiously tottering towards her piglet, "What the fuck is Babe doing in our bed?"
"No, no," she lowered her voice to address… It, forcing a higher blanket wall, "Bacon does not belong in our bed."
Sighing sleepily from the other side of the bed, Brittany sat up, immediately pulling the piglet into her arms. "Sanny, isn't he cute?"
"Brittany."