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Chapter 14 – Riding the Crimson Wave/Shark Week

I handed Edward's phone to him and thanked him for buying and bringing breakfast to me, even if it was the wrong omelet. Shh….don't tell, I'm sticking to my little white lie

"No problem doll face. Sure wish we could have had a private moment or two this morning, nothing like morning sex to start the day of right." He raised his eyebrows at me after his little declaration.

"Well Aunt Flo doesn't like to be intruded on, unfortunately."

"Wait. Aunt Flo? Who is that, a relative or something?"

"Um no, I'm riding the crimson wave right now, gaw…how embarrassing that I have to spell it out for you." I folded my arm across my chest. "You know…Leak Week!"

"Eww…fucking gross Bella, I just ate. I'm outta here. I'm meeting Em and Jas to shoot hoops now."

"Whatever Edward! Get used to it. I'm not shy about my period." I shouted as he walked out my door down to his truck. Guess he couldn't ride the bike with the huge bag of food

Work was the last place I wanted to be today, especially with just starting my period. I had fucking cramps.

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"Hey Rose." She was already behind the counter at the Hot Shot Coffee Bar. This is where we met.

"You have some explaining to do sister." She shot me a quizzical look.

"Later Rose, I need to get my apron on and check in the coffee shipment before James gets here."

I rushed to the back room and took a seat for a quick second. My back was killing me from my cramps. That's when the idea struck me.

I called Edward and he picked up the phone pretty quickly. Possibly because I had changed his ringtone to A.S.A.P. Rocky 'Fucking Problem'.

I love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem

And yeah, I like to fuck, I got a fucking problem

Probably a good man-whore-ish theme song for Eddie.

I basically told him that he needed to run to Walgreens and buy me some Midol and some Tampax. The funniest part of the whole conversation was that I emphasized that I needed small ones. He groaned, surely thinking about how tight I'd be wrapped around his cock someday. Then I said that I leaked, and Victoria's Secret was right around the corner and could he please pick me up another pair of panties.

At least I said please this time

I was putting that poor boy in period prison, locking him in and throwing away the key. He was not going to escape the fact that it was Shark Week. If I had to deal with it, then he was going to suffer with me. He'd have to get used to that shit if we ended up together, right? His parole was going to be denied.

"What the fuck?" He growled.

I could hear Emmett and Jasper laughing in the background. He had put me on speaker, and the guys heard every bloody detail. I didn't care, fact of life

"Be here in thirty. Okay…thanks. Bye." I hung up before he could protest anymore.

If he pulled through with this stunt of mine, then he was most likely a keeper.

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A/N:

A.S.A.P. Rocky 'Fucking Problem' is Edward's ringtone. Check it out. It's a good man-whore song.

Oh my… how embarrassing for Edward. Maybe the next chapter should be in Eddie's POV.

So is she too harsh?

Shark week is not fun and I'd gladly share mine with my hubby. But honestly, he does buy me my personal products if I need him to. That's a REAL man right there.

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