Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight and all characters, but today Edward is going to give Bella a hard time with a little help from me.

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Chapter 15 – Bloody Hell

EPOV

I entered Victoria's Secret with my two best friends in tow. Emmett was the one I thought I had to worry about, because I didn't want him pointing out any shit that my sister possibly owned. I'm sure he had seen it all and had even taken that shit off of Rose, and I didn't want that visual.

That shit wasn't cool.

I was wrong though, instead it was Jasper that took the whole place in like a kid in a candy store. He touched every silky, lacey, barely there item in the whole fuckin'place. I even caught him sniffing a few pair of panties…really? Then he offered to help me choose something for Bella and I told him to shut the fuck up. I didn't need one of my buds knowing what my girl had on under her clothes. I have a jealousy issue I suppose. Jas just shrugged and went on his merry little way toward what looked like the honeymoon lingerie.

I had about ten minutes to choose what I wanted here, and then get to Walgreens for the rest of the supplies. I was on a time limit. I didn't need my girl bleeding and shit all over the place, especially at work.

I knew exactly what Bella was doing to me though. I didn't figure it out until this morning when she said I ordered her the wrong breakfast. I played along, but I knew she was lying, because I had a photographic memory, and I knew she had asked for the Western Omelet. Anyway, I finished up at VS and pulled Jasper by the back of his shirt out of the store. Emmett had a pink bag of goodies for Rose and I told him to keep that shit to himself.

Walgreens was a little bit more embarrassing to say the least. The aisle with the personal care items was also the aisle with the condoms and lube and shit like that. Of course Em was picking up the K-Y jelly and asking Jas or basically anyone in the vicinity if the explosive kind was really that awesome. He had no filter but that's kinda why I like the bastard. I hurried, picking up the smallest tampons they had, putting them in my handled basket. I started getting a semi think of how tight Bella's pussy would be but I shook the thought out of my mind so I could get the rest of the shit.

I decided I would pick up a few other things that Miss Braty pants didn't ask for. I choose the most hideous long maxi pads the store carried; it said 'overnights' and I wanted to puke. Catching blood in a boat of a diaper looking pad for eight hours or so, was damn gross, but I put them in the basket as well. Jasper snickered when he saw them. Em was still debating over the original or explosive lube and it was pissing me the fuck off, knowing that he would be using that shit with my sister. I had to block it out though because I had a few more things on my list and time was ticking.

The Midol was easy, and then it was off to find a stain stick and a Toblerone bar. Jasper said that girls liked chocolate when it was that time of the month as he put it. I even bought a red gift bag to put all of this crap in; I thought red was fitting since she was bleeding.

The looks I got at the checkout were comical. The check out girl had to have been in high school, she was making eyes at me when I walked toward the register but when she saw the items I was going to purchase, she blushed. It did look a bit strange, three tough dudes buying girlie shit. Plus Emmett had condoms and evidently he decided on the 'explosive' lube. Again, I didn't even want to think about it.

I wanted to punch that motherfucker

We made it to Hot Shot with about a minute and a half to spare. I noticed Bella immediately when I entered the coffee shop. She was waiting on a customer at a table by the window. The place wasn't packed -maybe three or four tables of people- so I took the liberty of making sure everyone knew that Edward was in the house, yo

"Hey babe!" I half shouted. "Got the stuff for your Aunt Flo…now when is she coming to visit?" I knew now what Aunt Flo was, so I used it to my advantage.

Bella whipped around to look at me and her eyes were popping out of her head.

"Shh!" She put her finger to her mouth and tried to shush me. Oh no…that was not going to happen this time.

I was in charge.

She walked toward me like I had lit a fire under her ass, but I was still talking pretty loudly.

"Babe…I figured your Aunt Flo was on her way and she needed this stuff. You said she was visiting, right?" I pulled out the foot long pads that I found and held them up for everyone to see them. All four tables were looking our direction now. I noticed that Rose had her hand over her mouth trying to stifle a laugh. Emmett let it go though, his laugh was obnoxious. Jasper stood there in shock, not thinking that I would make an ass out of myself in public. Who did he think I was? I always made an ass of myself, and this was going to be no exception. I wasn't the least bit embarrassed either.

"And here is her Midol, tampons and the panties that you said she needed. Oh and a stain stick too. I'm sure she doesn't want stains in her new panties you had me buy." I held up the crotch-less panties that I had found and purchased.

"Ohmygodohmygod shut up Edward." Bella took my hand dragging me to the back room where I was sure she was going to lay into my ass.

"What's wrong darlin' I got everything you asked me to." I couldn't contain my smile as she took my hand pulling me in the direction that she wanted me to walk.

When we stepped into the back room, I shut the door and quickly pressed her flush against it with my body. Both my hands were on either side of her head, her chest was heaving, maybe out of anger or maybe because of the close proximity of my body to hers. I didn't care. I loved looking at it rise and fall and her tits pressed into me each time she inhaled.

"I'm on to you sweetheart." My voice was but a whisper. My forehead was lightly touching hers, our eyes were locked and I wasn't going to give her a chance to say one word, until I said my two cents worth.

"I know what you are doing baby, and I'm not going to fail. I'm up for the challenge. If this is how you want me to prove myself, then okay, I'll do it." I kissed her nose then put my forehead back on hers once more. She closed her eyes briefly then reopened them. She tucked her luscious bottom lip under her teeth and started to chew it.

"Oh no- no-no baby, why so worried? Stop biting that lip. You're going to make my cock even harder than it is, if you keep that up." I pressed my dick into her thigh and she motherfucking moaned.

"I said stop Isabella…stop biting that pretty little lip. I don't want it red and raw when I finally decide to kiss you." I winked at her. I was putting that ball into my court and I was going to try very hard to keep it there.

"Are you ready to go back to work now?" I asked her as I moved away from her body. She nodded, still not saying a word. She was in some sort of shock or something, maybe she was bleeding out and was about to faint. I had no clue.

"So…here are the 'supplies' you asked for or rather 'told' me to bring to you." I began to take them out of the bag, showing her each and every item I had purchased, and then putting them on the break table.

Taking the Toblerone bar out last, I waved it in front of her. "And this little lady, is for you just because. I hear that chicks dig chocolate when it's Shark Week." I winked at her.

"Uh…t-thank you." She muttered.

I gave Bella a quick kiss on the forehead, and then took her hand leading her back out to the front of the coffee shop.

Emmett and Jasper were drinking coffee at the bar and Rose was shooting the shit with them.

"Okay dudes, let's hit it. My work here is done." I winked at Bella.

As we walked out of Hot Shot I stopped and called back to Bella.
"Oh and sweetheart, you might need these." I took the pair of hot pink panties –with a crotch- out of my pocket holding them up with both hands for everyone to see, and then wadded them up and threw them her way. She caught them and scurried to the back room but not before I hollered. "And I expect those on your pretty little ass tonight, when I pick you up for our date at seven sharp, Love."

I heard her groan, "Oh bloody hell!"

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