A/N: Prompt for lil-becca-boo-bear, who wanted kiddie!Brittana. Thanks!


"Here, hold him." Already turning away before she had made sure Santana had a good hold on Lord Tubbington, Brittany practically pounces onto her dress-up chest. "You have to see this, Sannie! I got him a crown!"

"But he's a lord, Britts. Why would he get a crown?" Firming her grip under Tubbington's already ample belly, Santana tried to ignore the intense way he was staring up at her. Brittany's new kitten kinda… Creeped her out.

Tossing a feather boa aside, Brittany made a face at her. "Shh! He'll hear you."

Lord Tubbington let out a low grumble.

"See? Santana!"