Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight and all characters but for now, I will play games with them.

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Chapter 16 – Paybacks Are Hell

I'm sitting at the break table in the back room of Hot Shot, embarrassed as hell from the scene that Edward made with the whole 'Aunt Flo is visiting' stunt. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die, but before I did, paybacks were going to be hell.

I made sure that I would be ready for my date at exactly seven on the nose, per Edward's request. I took a shower and freshened up, putting on a sundress that hit just above my knees. I applied my makeup and left my hair down, just scrunching it up while it air dried. The last step was my Victoria's Secret body spray. I loved that shit.

I heard his motorcycle pull up outside my apartment so I peeked out from behind my blinds. Damn he was gorgeous. I usually hated it when a guy smoked, but that vanilla cigarillo looked cool as hell hanging from his lips as he walked my way. He tapped out a rhythm on my door and I waited just a few seconds before opening. I didn't want to look too eager.

When I opened to let him in, he had put out the cigarillo. It was now tucked behind his ear.

Fuck me

"Hey sexy."

"Hi Eddie."

"I'm ready to rock your world sweetheart." He wiggled his eyebrows, and then gave me a big wink.

"Is that so?"

"It is. Are you ready?" He was leaning against the door jamb with his hands stuck deep in the pockets of his faded blue jeans.

"To be honest I'd rather stay home tonight. I'm having back cramps; I think a back massage is what I need. Would you like to massage me Edward?"

I watched as he shifted his weight to his other foot, now standing up straight. I swear his dick automatically grew in his pants. Horny bastard

"The answer to that question will always be fuck yeah."

"Let's go back to my room then; I'll be more comfy lying in my bed." I eyed him over my shoulder as we walked to my darkened room.

"Sounds perfect kitten."

His vanilla scent followed me, I wanted to take a hold of him and smash my lips to his, wrap my legs around him like a monkey to a tree and fuck the shit out of him. Instead, I was going to make him work a bit more before I gave into his cocky assed ways. He was still in man-whore rehab ya know.

I crawled onto my bed, putting my head on my pillow. I felt the bed dip as Edward crawled on too. He hovered over me and I closed my eyes. I sort of wanted to laugh because I had a surprise awaiting him, but he'd have to find out for himself.

"Why don't you start at my shoulders and work your way down." I purred.

"Oh baby, I'll start anywhere you'd like."

He sat down beside me and placed his long, strong fingers at the base of my neck. Gently he started moving them and it felt damn good. I was going to string him along making sexy noises to get him really revved up.

"Hmm…Oh…right there, yeah, that's it."

I heard an audible groan from Edward and I knew he was headed in the direction that I needed him. Hot, happy and horny.

His hands migrated lower rubbing and soothing my muscles. It felt damn good. I really did have some cramps, but they were manageable especially with the Midol he'd bought me.

There wasn't a part of my back that he didn't touch, it was over my dress but it still felt nice. He had magical fingers.

I waited until his hands were around my waist.

"Why don't you pull up my dress, it would feel so much better skin to skin." I purred again and I might have moaned for his benefit.

"Hell's yeah muffin, I've been waiting for you to ask." He gently lifted the hem of my dress, slowly dragging it upwards. When my panties were almost visible I closed my eyes tight waiting for his reaction.

All I heard was, "What the fuck is that?"

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LOL!

What is Edward 'what the fuck'-ing about?

I think it's time for them to finally stop the bullshit and get on with some loving.

They both have established that they can play games.

Who was the better player though in your opinion?

Now, it's on to the good stuff.

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