So for this chappie, I'm doing some mindless stuff with no real plot development. But its one of the best scenes in the movie! Next time I'm getting back into story stuff and character development. I just wanted to have some fun. :)

And oh, Amy is evil I have decided. She doesn't get to be evil often enough.

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Usagi of Feudal Moon Era- heh heh. I know, ridiculous...but fun. I get inspiration in weird ways. Thanks for the review!

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Vizzini: Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' escape your lips?!! You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!!
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The Jupitarian quickly grabbed the princess by the neck before she could release a scream. Serenity instantly slumped on the saddle; the Giant easily lifted the girl up and slung the Princess over her shoulder.

"Why we are abducting the Moon Princess?" The giant of a girl inquired. "I mean, she isn't as delicate as she looks. She feels like she weighs a ton of bricks."

"I tooooold you already Lita the Giant." Amy responded back. Rip. Riiiiiiiiiiiiip. She was tearing a piece of cloth bearing a royal seal with a blue orb, and four hemispheric colors in two.

"Eh, Amy, what is that you're ripping?" The green-haired girl asked, a slight foreign accent twanging her words.

"It's the royal emblem from Earth." Amy grumbled back.

"Earth?" Lita asked, shifting the weight of the Princess on her shoulders.

"Yah. You know? Big orb in the sky?" Amy mockingly gestured upwards. "Sworn enemy to Prince Diamond!" Sigh. "Do you remember? We are taking the Princess to Earth." She finished ripping the cloth and attached the emblem to the horse's saddle. "Go!" She hit the horse hard on the rump, and the creature took off running in the general direction of the palace. "Once the horse gets back to the castle, Prince Diamond will think the Earthmen have abducted his fiancé!"

"Oh. Right. Why do we want him to think that?" The trio turned and started traipsing through the woods. The Princess flopped on Lita's broad shoulder.

"Must I explain everything? He thinks Earth had taken his dear love. And once he finds her body, all suspicions are confirmed! A war will start between Earth and the Negaverse within days!"

"What?" The Giant nearly dropped the Princess. "You never said anything about killing her! I thought this was just a grab and drop!"

Anger and annoyance burned in Amy's eyes. "There are always causalities when trying to start a war! Look it up in the history books!"

Lita squirmed. "Why a war? I just don't think its right, killing an innocent girl…"

"Think?" Amy let out a loud guffaw. "You say think? You were hired for your strength! I'm a Mercurian for goddess sake; what are you, a Jupitarian? Does your opinion mean anything to me?"

"I agree with Lita." The green-haired girl interrupted.

"Oh!" Amy threw her hands into the air. "The Plutonian has spoken! Her fate is not of your concern. My reasons for starting a war are of no matter. Don't forget; when I found you, you were wandering the outer planetary realms, waving that ridiculous key at anything that moved!" Amy turned to Lita. "And you! Lumbering Jupitarian, friendless, witless, do you want to go back to where I found you? Striking people with lightening bolts on the street for coins?"

Amy turned around and marched deeper into the woods.

"You know, I really hate it when she calls me Lita the Giant. It's not my fault Jupiter's the biggest planet. Someone has to handle all that power!" Lita blazed, accidentally knocking the Princess into a bush.

"Ignore her. Such an angry little woman. Mercurians are always so full of themselves." The green-haired woman gave a little prance around the path. "Look at me, look at me, I hold infinite wisdom and knowledge. More like infinite pain in my…" She looked at her companion. "What do you say, Lita…Amy, she sure is a witch…"

"Heh. I hope she doesn't develop a…twitch." Lita gaily played along, and the two followed Amy through the woods to their vessel.

"Her social skills really…suck..."

"She needs to get a bit of luck…" Lita grinned.

"You are smart with rhyme…"

"Yes, yes only some of the time!"

"Will you two shut it! I can hear you!" Amy's angry voice shot back at the pair.

"Lita, do you think there is danger ahead?"

"If Amy's involved, we'll all be dead!"

"Yarg!" Amy pivoted on her foot as they reached the clearing with their ship and boarded. The grand vessel resembled any typical sea faring ship, with wide masts and billowing sails. "No more rhyming, you are driving me crazy!" Soon they took off into the sky, becoming but a speck amongst the clouds.

Pause.

"Anybody want a daisy?"

"AUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!"