Me: Ok, who should do the disclaimer? (all the 'Bots and 'Cons start trying to get me to choose them) Whoa, one at a time! Um... (desperately turn to the only one not bugging me) Soundwave, why don't you do it?

Soundwave: (plays Megatron's recorded voice) Darth's Daughter doesn't own Transformers Prime or its characters. She does own the former Commander Black.

Me: (look at Megatron) Practicing the disclaimer in your spare time, Megatron? You need a girlfriend!

Megatron: (embarrassed) Silence, pathetic human girl!

Me: Watch it. You don't want to make the girl with the laptop angry.

Megatron: And why not?

Me: (blows up an energon mine) Because that happens!

Megatron: (growls in defeat) Scrap.

Me: I love writing!

*Joanna Black*

I stare at Ratchet in hope and shock. Walk again?! Count me in! "What is it, Ratchet? Spill!"

"Joanna, how do you think your father became a hero in the War for Cybertron?"

"A really big gun?" Hey, that's what I always assumed.

"No, though I'll admit that has worked well for you. He became a hero because he found a way to create an artificial Cybertronian body, and transmit his conciousness into it. Before he retuned to earth, he gave me a coded datapad, in case we ever worked with humans again. I just finished decoding it, and it's his blueprints! We can do for you what he did to fight in the war!"

"I'll be an Autobot? Sweet! Let's do it!"

"Slow down! We'll have to build your new body, and a special chamber to protect your human body. If it's destroyed, even after your change, you will die. Fourtunately, the chamber is also designed to keep you in exactly the same state as when it was put in. You'll never age, get sick, or die, as long as the chamber is functioning."

"Awesome! When do we start?"

Ratchet laughs. "How about after this party?"

"Sweet! Hey Miko, pass the bacon bits, there's not enough on my fries!"

Optimus Prime

I smile seeing Jay Jay enjoying the party. I'm also delighted Ratchet has discovered a way to help her. The solution also removes one of my main concerns with the relationship: could a relationship between a human and Autobot work? Now, she will be an Autobot. Everything will turn out alright.

(AN: I'm sorry this is so short. The next chapter will be much longer, I promise! I hope you like it, and I swear, I'll bring a more fun chapter soon.)