That's Not Us: Memories

by The Triangle Prone

A series of one-shots loosely following a plot that explains the inner relationships (or lack of them) between the Characters of "That's Not Us" (due to be written and posted soon.) Everything is set Pre-Story. Minor uses of Human!Kuma and OCs (very minor.) Main pairing: AmeCan. Rated for swearing, violence and nudity.

4. Com Talks

Memory: Com Talks (Unknown years previous to story)

Like most things, it started out with Matthew humming and saying something grossly inappropriate such as "darn, the Brits got rid of porn..."

And Alfred of course gave into the urge (he always did) and said something along the lines of, "what? Why? Who would do that?"

"The Brits." Matthew's reply was factual, quick and slightly offended.

"But, really? It's just porn, everyone likes it."

"Nehn, guess the Brit's don't."

"Matt, have you watched British porn? They are kinky fuckers." The grin in Alfred's face could be seen from the street cameras. He seemed proud to have that knowledge, or something.

"Can't say I have. Well I guess no one really hates porn."

"Mattie," the nickname was pulled out and after a small pause the American added, "the Pope doesn't even hate porn. The POPE!"

There was a pause, Ivan groaned. Then Matt stated after it appeared the conversation had dropped, "the Pope used to host orgies- I'm serious Pumpkinbutt, stop laughing."

"I don't doubt you, Honey! I mean, if you were the Pope wouldn't you want orgies?"

"If I was the Pope the whole team would be in my orgies."

Yao cut in and made a strangled noise while Ivan tried not to avoid blood loss, he was flushing so hard. Both then either took out their coms or told the blondes to shut the fuck up.

Memory End