It had almost been ten years since The Dursley's had awoken to find Harry Potter lying on their doorstep. They're were just like what the hell? Privet Drive and the Dursley's house had not changed since the day Harry was found there (surprising eh). The only difference was there were pictures of Dudley Dursley aging. There was no sign that Harry was there. However, in the Cupboard under the stairs, Harry was there but asleep. Aunt Petunia came to his door and woke him up with a abusive voice.
Harry was trying to think about the strange dream he had been having. It was about a flying broomstick and a flying motorcycle, and Harry thought he had had the same one before. Aunt Petunia told him to make the bacon, as she wanted everything special for Dudley's eleventh birthday. Harry got dressed and went into the kitchen where the table was covered in Dudley's presents. Harry thought that because he lived in a cupboard, he was small and skinny. All he had to wear were old clothes of Dudley's. He had jet black hair, and green eyes. His glasses were held together by sellotape because Dudley smashed them so many times. The thing that distinguished Harry the most was his lightning-bolt scar on his forehead. Harry had often wondered how he got it, and the Dursleys had told him it had been caused in the car crash that killed Harry's parents: Lily and James Potter. He had to leave it at that though because the Dursley's first rule was don't ask questions because we are perfect and superior. They thought of Harry Potter as weak and silly.
Dudley came in and began to count his enormous amount of presents as Harry squeezed the perfect bacon (one of a kind to the Dursley's) onto the table. Dudley went furious as he counted only thirty-seven, which was one less than the year before (Uh oh one less!). Aunt Petunia stated they were going to buy him two new great presents when they were out. Vernon Dursley told Aunt Petunia that Mrs. Figg, the next-door neighbor had broken her leg (she actually just wants Harry to go to the zoo because she feels bad for him), and can't take Harry when they go to the Zoo. They couldn't think of anyone perfect so Harry had to go with them.
Dudley was allowed to take a friend to the Zoo, and he chose his friend Piers Polkiss. Piers came to the house with his Mother. Half an hour later, Harry was in the car with Dudley, Piers, Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. Harry explained he had a dream about motorbikes and how it was flying. Uncle Vernon snapped that motorbikes do not fly.
Harry: Let me just make something clear m'kay! I know that motorbikes can't fly!
Harry was thinking about all the strange things that had happened to him. He had once turned his teacher's wig blue, jumped onto the school chimney and grew all of his hair back after a haircut. He's had a tough life
At the zoo, Dudley and Piers found all of the animals boring (more like not perfect. yes Dudley's friends are perfect). Harry was left to watch a Boa constrictor as it slept. When Dudley tried to make it move by irritating it, it woke up but still didn't move, so he left the snake. The snake began to move. Harry was astonished. He spoke to the snake and found the snake understood.
Harry: Mum! Dad! Look! I can talk to snakes!
Petunia and Vernon and Dudley: SHUT UP HARRY!
Piers: I'm guessing he's troublesome?
Dudley: Yes, he will never part of the perfect family he's lucky we kept him.
Harry knew he couldn't convince them so he didn't talk about his mysterious power again.
Piers called Dudley and Uncle Vernon back to the snake. Dudley pushes Harry out of the way like a bully and presses his face against the glass (doesn't matter he's perfect right?). Harry becomes angry and somehow the glass Vanishes and Dudley falls in face first. Harry believes he hears the snake speak to him as it slithers away. Uncle Vernon believes it was Magic and blames Harry for it.