This story is not written by me. Actually It's by Crimson Oblivion. I'm just trying to make a Metal Fight Beyblade version of it. (Please refer to the replacement cast.) Some of the characters in this story will not be replaced by a MFB character. So Enjoy. :)
(Important Note from author: Sorry guys about mentioning Rago from last chapter because in my point of view, there is supposed to be 2 Rago's. The Rago who owns Nemesis and Rago Kishatu, the 2ndbrother of Ryuga, yes, apart from Ryuto. He's not a blader and dosen't own a dragon beyblade. He's just a brother and somewhat much shorter than Ryuto and Ryuga but hey! He sounds cool! So….. that's what I wanted to tell you. ^_^) Enjoy! :D
Another awesome chappie! I honestly don't think this one's is very funny
but…Enjoy!
"Order in the court!"
The whispers and laughter of the Organization suddenly halted.
Ryuga, leader of Organization 13 was currently yelling at his fellow members in the Round Room or also known as The Room where Nothing Gathers hoping to discuss today's topic. The room was round obviously and had tall white chairs mounted on the wall. Each seat was raised high or low depending on the member. And each chair was specifically placed for each member according to their number.
"Alright, it seems we have a problem that has come upon us." The Superior stated with no emotion whatsoever as he sat up straighter in his high chair while crossing his legs.
"What, you actually noticed that Wales has not only become a nuisance but a danger to the Organization?" Reiji inquired the Superior with a quirky smirk staring at the orange haired nobody who was glaring at himself in a pink hand mirror. He sat in between Zeo and Rago.
"Did somebody say something about flowers?" The man known as Wales asked while glancing around the room, trying to figure out who had just spoke. The orange haired man sat in between Rago and Jinga.
"Lexeaus likes burger rain."
Ryuga then cleared his throat, getting everyone's attention again, "Now it seems that number two has committed a bad deed and will be seen in court today. If you would like to see him please go to the Courthouse that Maybe Exists after this meeting."
"Wait a second, how is Wales a danger to us?" Rago, the Melodious Nocturne asked the fiery red head who was right next to him while cocking his head slightly to the right, totally ignoring what Ryuga had just said.
With a chuckle, Reiji then replied, "Well for one, all you can smell is perfume and dandelions from that guy and-"
"DANDELIONS ARE NOT FLOWERS! THEY ARE WEEDS!" Wales suddenly informed quite loudly after noticing that this conversation was about him.
The pyromaniac brushed off the words and continued, "ANYWAY, all he does is waste time listening to garbage and dance around like a ballerina instead of actually training." He then brushed a piece of dirt off his shoulder, "All I can say is poor, poor Zexy, having to deal with that awful scent of the guy who is shockingly a man."
Zeo gave a slight nod in agreement.
Ryuga sighed and rubbed his temples, "Doesn't anyone want to know what
Tobio has done?"
Nobody seemed to even acknowledge that the Superior had even spoken.
"I say we throw him out!" Sophie exclaimed who sat in between Jinga and
Luxord, "Who's with me?"
"WE ARE!" Almost the entire Organization chorused together expect for Doji,
Zeo, and obviously Lexeaus.
"QUIET!" The deep voice of the Superior boomed as everyone quickly turned their attention to him. After clearing his throat, Ryuga then asked, "Are any of you concerned about Tobio?"
Some members like Reiji and Rago nodded their heads quickly and others like
Sophie shouted, "No!"
"Well since I am the Superior I will tell you anyway."
"Hold on a second! Can this wait? Were busy here trying to set up a riot to ban
Wales!" Sophie then exclaimed, leaning out of her chair.
"Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man, bake Lexeaus a cake as fast as baker's man
can, roll it and pat it and mark it with a B, and put it in the oven for Baby and
Lexeaus." Nobody seemed to acknowledge Lexeaus' sudden singing.
"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME THAT IS SO BAD?!" The orange haired man asked rather loudly as he glanced at every pair of eyes in the room.
"Can we start listing the problems alphabetically Superior?" Rago asked all innocent like with gleam in his eyes.
Ryuga sighed and face palmed. He couldn't resist Rago's looks sometimes,
"Fine go ahead…"
A few yes's were heard and abrupt whispering occurred in the room.
"OK first of all, he's annoying." Sophie stated while lifting a finger in the air.
"Secondly he does ballet." Said Reiji as he pointed his finger at the nobody named Wales.
"He's caring!" Rago exclaimed with excitement.
"Rago, that's not a problem." Wales corrected while scanning his shiny nails for any damage.
"I couldn't think of anything else that started with a C!" The mullet haired man complained as he threw his hands up in the air.
"Lexeaus knows Lexeaus' abc's. A for apple, b for banana and c for cookie."
Again, the Silent Hero was ignored and everyone was whispering among each other, trying to come up with a word for the letter C.
Suddenly after a few moments of hard thinking and failing with words everyone glared at Zeo since they were all out of ideas and the book boy knew just about every word in the world.
The Schemer shifted uncomfortably in his chair, he hated all this attention. With a sigh he softly said, "He's not COMPATIBLE enough to complete his missions properly. Instead he lazes around in search for flowers or other plants."
"ENOUGH!" The superior screamed and everyone froze in place.
Just then a swirl of darkness appeared in the empty seat on the left of Ryuga, breaking the silence.
"Lexeaus knows it's Tobio."
"Hey dudes." A man with a fluffy yellow afro and eye patch greeted who had just returned, "Can you believe it? I got proven guilty of parking overtime in Twilight
Town! Ugh stupid Batman, he sure knows how to keep watch of everyone." The man sighed and cracked his knuckles before continuing, "Also I had to pay the fee of 1000 munny! That's it I have decided to call up the Joker, have fun now." And with that quick entry, Xigbar teleported through a dark corridor and was gone again.
"THE JOKER!" Jinga yelled before screaming like a little baby who had their candy taken away and started slamming his fist on the arms of his chair in panic.
"Lexeaus smells ham."
"Wait, did he just say that Batman caught him committing such a vile crime of parking overtime?" Rago asked unsure of himself as he cocked his head to the right again.
"Yes Rago." Doji replied in a monotone voice as he shook his head in unbelief before teleporting out.
"THE JOKER!" Jinga screamed again as he shook in fear.
"What's wrong with that boy?" A long black haired man named Ryutaro asked.
"I don't know," replied a man with a British accent as he shuffled a deck of cards,
"And I'm not sure why he's so frightened over my card."
"Lexeaus is a little tea pot short and stout. Here is Lexeaus' handle here is
Lexeaus' spout. When Lexeaus get's all steamed up Lexeaus just shouts. Tip Lexeaus over and pour Lexeaus out."
Everyone just stared with their mouths dropped after finally noticing the
awkwardness of the Silent Hero's singing. Luxord even dropped the deck of cards he was shuffling onto the floor way below.
"WHY KINGDOM HEARTS WHY?!" Ryuga shouted to the ceiling as he gripped the ends of his hair tightly, "WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THESE PEOPLE!?"
"THE JOKER!" Jinga continued to scream in utter terror.
"That's it!" The blonde haired British man exclaimed, "IF YOU WANT A JOKER
CARD, THEN GO BUY YOUR OWN DECK OF CARDS!" And with that he teleported
out of the room after screaming at the red spiky haired teen.
"Come on Jinga, I think it's time for your therapy," Reiji stated calmly to his best friend before checking the time on his random watch, "Well, we'll be ten hours early but hey better early than never." The pyromaniac then teleported to his friends chair and grabbed his wrist and left the room through a dark corridor rather quickly.
Now a little more than half of the members were left including Ryuga, Ryutaro,
Kumasuke, Lexeaus, Zeo, Rago, Wales and Sophie.
"This is a complete waste of my precious time! I bet I could've changed the weather by now!" The eldest of the members named Kumasuke complained with many hand gestures before leaving through a dark corridor.
Just then a high pitched scream echoed through the room and a few members covered their ears.
Everyone stared daggers at Wales.
"I LIKE JUST CHIPPED A NAIL! CAN YOU LIKE BELIEVE THAT?!" The Graceful
Assassin exclaimed as he held his poor finger in his hand, "I loved that nail! We've been through so much! I remember digging in the dirt outside to plant my petunia."
A tear ran down his cheek as he caressed his finger, "Oh and the times that I tucked it in at night and read it a story."
Zeo's eye began to twitch uncontrollably, "Why…?" He started quietly.
Everyone turned to face him as his expression became immensely angry and annoyed.
"Lexeaus is worried because Lexeaus knows Zeo is going to blow up."
"WHY IS THAT PANSY STILL LIVING!?"
Everyone jumped in their seats at Zeo's sudden outburst and Wales gasped.
"Ryutaro, kill him." Zeo demanded evilly while whipping his head slightly to the left to face the said nobody.
"I AM THE SU-"
"SHUT UP!" The Schemer bellowed as he cut off Ryuga's rant about being Superior which made Ryuga shift uncomfortable in his seat.
"Why me? You should make Rago do it." Ryutaro replied ever so calmly as he brushed off some invisible dust off his cloak.
"Hey!" yelled Rago, "I don't do the dirty jobs!"
"Fine, I see how it is." Zeo then sat up in his chair, "You both leave me no choice… Ryutaro I need you to do something very important for me. Something very important." He stated as he glared daggers into Wales's blue eyes with an evil smirk, which made the pink haired man gulp in fear.
Then dramatic music started to occur and maniacal laughter was heard along with the following, "MY SUMMONING HAS WORKED!" It was obviously Kumasuke.
"Yes, Zeo?" The man with the dreadlocks inquired, looking a bit afraid as well.
"Bring me a cookie." He demanded firmly and slowly as his eyes never left Wales's.
"What?" Ryutaro asked unsure if he misheard Zeo or not.
"I said, bring me a cookie." He repeated making a pause after every word.
In a flash Ryutaro teleported out of there fast.
"W-what are you going to do to me?" Wales asked as he curled up in his chair and started shaking in fear.
"Oh nothing, nothing at all." The schemer replied, still his blue daggers never left his eyes.
Suddenly a flash of darkness enveloped the seat on the right of Ryuga and Ryutaro appeared with a chocolate chip cookie in his hands and tossed it to Zeo who caught it without taking away his gaze.
"You see this cookie Wales?" He asked while waving the treat in the air.
"Yes, yes I do." He replied with confusion.
The music suddenly stopped.
"This cookie is junk." The Schemer stated as he tossed the cookie into the air like a Frisbee which then flew out a random window that happened to be open. How did that window even get there anyway? Maybe Lexeaus knows, who knows what kind of information that one holds.
"But I love the cookie!" The orange haired man whined as a tear ran down his cheek,
"That cookie needs love too!" And with that the Graceful Assassin leaped out of his chair and through the opened window that was conveniently placed above him.
After Wales had jumped through the window Zeo had mumbled something
under his breath and seconds later the window closed all by itself.
A voice mumbled from outside the wall, "I got the cookie!"
Ryutaro cocked an eyebrow at the Schemer as others stared at him with unbelief of what just happened.
Just then a thump vibrated the window and the face of Wales was pressed against the glass, sliding down with a squeak.
"Lexeaus thinks that Wales thinks Wales is a bird and Lexeaus thinks it's funny that Wales thinks Wales is a bird which Lexeaus knows Wales isn't a bird but Lexeaus thinks it's funny that Wales thinks Wales is a bird." The man began to chuckle like an idiot.….
"Well now all we have to do is never open any windows or doors or he'll come in." Larxene informed with a flick of her wrist, changing the subject after the awkward silence.
"Doesn't he know that he can just teleport back in here?" Rago asked as he sunk lower in his seat lazily and laid his arms on the hard white arms of the tall chair.
"For one Rago, Wales isn't always smart when it comes to simple things such as using a dark corridor but when the subject is about plants he's a genius." Zeo the cloaked Schemer replied as he summoned his Lexicon and began reading.
"Why are we all just sitting in here anyway? Look, Ryuga fell asleep." The
Savage Nymph remarked as she gestured her hand towards the silver haired
Superior.
"Lexeaus thinks that Ryuga fell asleep because Ryuga was bored of Lexeaus's talking which Lexeaus wasn't aware of so Lexeaus is continuing to talk even though Ryuga is asleep, but Ryuga doesn't know that Lexeaus is still talking which Lexeaus think is funny that Ryuga doesn't know that Lexeaus is talking because Ryuga is sleeping."
"Will you quit talking in third person? Sheesh, stop talking in circles and go back to kindergarten." Sophie complained as she summoned a dark corridor and left with a sigh.
"Lexeaus is afraid of Kindergarten because Lexeaus has bad memories there which makes Lexeaus scared of kindergarten."
With a sigh of annoyance everyone left the Round Room except for Ryuga who was still snoring.
"Lexeaus just remembered how Bob gave Lexeaus a mad look because Lexeaus
didn't give Bob his snicker doodles so that made Bob angry and give Lexeaus a scary look. And that is why Lexeaus is afraid of kindergarten because Bob will be there to give Lexeaus scary looks."
The so-called Silent Hero continued to talk for the remainder of the day about random subjects such as flying elephant fairies, and rainbow teddy bear biscuits.
End; I didn't really like this chapter much, but I hope you all do! Thanks for reading and reviewing!
