This story is not written by me. Actually It's by Crimson Oblivion. I'm just trying to make a Metal Fight Beyblade version of it. (Please refer to the replacement cast.) Some of the characters in this story will not be replaced by a MFB character. So Enjoy. :)
(Important Note from author: Sorry guys about mentioning Rago from last chapter because in my point of view, there is supposed to be 2 Rago's. The Rago who owns Nemesis and Rago Kishatu, the 2ndbrother of Ryuga, yes, apart from Ryuto. He's not a blader and dosen't own a dragon beyblade. He's just a brother and somewhat much shorter than Ryuto and Ryuga but hey! He sounds cool! So….. that's what I wanted to tell you. ^_^) Enjoy! :D
Color Crazy Part One
Thank you Icy Metal and Frost blue Roses for giving me the hair dyeing
idea. :D
And thanks to you, whoever is reading this, for reviewing and reading! Or
just reading…But thanks!
"BREAKING NEWS! JUSTIN BIEBER VISITS HUMANE SOCIETY."
"Ugh stupid news..."
Ryuga was sitting in the Living Room that Never Was in his large leather black recliner while flipping through the stations.
The flat screen T.V that was mounted on the wall was showing four kittens showing their teeth and their backs were hunched up, looking like they were going to attack and at the bottom of the screen, a large red strip with white lettering read; JUSTIN BIEBER VISITS HUMANE SOCIETY'.
He changed the channel to a cooking show. "Hmmm… Seems interesting…" He continued to watch the lady pour some oil into a pan on the stove.
"Ah man, this dragon Superior needs a bath." He stated to himself as he stood up from his chair.
Ryuga left the large room through a dark corridor and stepped out of it, outside the bathroom door. With a long sigh he knocked a few times.
When nobody responded he turned the silver knob and stepped in.
Suddenly a high pitched scream sounded and Ryuga quickly closed the door.
"I'm sorry ma'am!" He apologized loudly.
The scream came again.
"Hmm?" Ryuga opened the door again and searched around the room. Nobody was in there, so who was screaming?
Suddenly footsteps were heard and the screaming had gotten closer.
Ryuga stuck his head out the door and saw Reiji, waving his hands around wearing a dark red plaid bathrobe. The Superior's eyes widened at the fact that
Reiji's hair was a fluorescent yellow.
"HELP ME! OH SOMEONE HELP!" He bellowed while running past Ryuga.
The dragon superior was perplexed. What happened to Reiji's hair? With a shrug he entered the bathroom and closed the door.
Suddenly a shrilling scream echoed throughout the hallway. The only member who could scream like that was Sophie.
With a sigh, Ryuga popped his head out the door and saw Wales screaming his head off but he seemed normal.
"Wales, what is the meaning of this!?" Ryuga furiously asked.
"Oh Lord Ryuga it's horrible. Look at my hair!" He shrieked as he quickly walked over to the Superior and untucked a strand of hair behind his ear. "It's darker orange!"
Ryuga slapped Wales cross the face, "MAN UP!" He yelled.
"Yes sir!" Wales stood up straighter like a soldier and saluted his Superior.
"MANLIER!"
Wales then spoke in the deepest voice, even deeper then Ryuga's and he spoke slow, "Yes…Superior."
"Good, now fetch me a soda, I'm parched!"
"Yes sir!"
And with that Wales ran down the hall.
"What can a superior do to get a bath around here?" Ryuga asked himself while turning around to open the door when suddenly he felt a tap on his shoulder. "WHAT?!" He screamed as he turned around to face a short hooded Nobody. "Superior?" The silvery voice inquired. It was no other than Zeo.
Ryuga sighed, "What is it Zeo? Put your hood down."
"I can't…."
"Why not?"
The short Schemer sighed and slowly pulled back his hood.
Ryuga gasped, "OH MY STORE BRAND NAME OF QUAKER OATS!"
The Cloaked Schemer's hair wasn't brown anymore, it was now pink. A hot
pink.
"Shh! I don't want anyone to know." He said quietly as he pulled his hood back over his head.
"Well, what happened?"
"This morning my hair was perfectly fine, but it was then after my shower is when it turned like that." He explained in a soft voice, trying not to let anyone hear even that random smiley face on the wall.
"Well howdy there!" The yellow smiling face greeted in a southern accent.
"Hmm…" Ryuga mused while ignoring the happenings of the talking wall, "We'll have to find the culprit."
"AHHHHH HAHAHA!"
Ryuga and Zeo quickly looked around for the strange high pitched shriek of laughter and found nobody in sight.
The Schemer quickly scanned the area around him. The floors, the walls, the windows… He then jerked his head up and found the only man with an eye patch hanging upside down from the ceiling. It was annoying when that man decided to defy gravity.
"Look, I found my belly button!" Tobio exclaimed as he jumped down in the middle of the two.
"Tobio your hair…" Ryuga stated in a breathy voice.
Tobio's hair was in fact weird. The yellow in his hair was neon blue and the white streaks were a bright orange. He then started giggling to himself.
"I FREAKING LOVE LASAGNA!" He screamed loudly while jumping in place.
"Tobio." Zeo sternly said.
"Pour me a box of raisins!" Tobio exclaimed.
"Tobio!" Zexo's voice rose.
"Yes potato sack?"
Zeo sighed while crossing his arms and drummed his fingers on his arm trying to hold in the urge of killing him, "What is wrong with you?"
Tobio froze for a second and tapped a finger on his chin, "I smell hot dogs…"
The Schemer sighed and turned toward Ryuga, "Superior, he has gone mad." He stated while giving a hand gesture.
"Indeed. Do you think it has something to do with the hair color?" The silver haired man asked.
"No, because I'm completely sane."
"True…Maybe Kumasuke can find a solution."
With a nod Ryuga and Zeo made their way towards Kumasuke's lab which was conveniently down the hall.
With a knock, the sound of Kumasuke's voice yelled, "Come in!" In a sing song tone.
Zeo hesitated before turning the knob, what if Kumasuke's crazy too? He opened
the door and saw the creepy man standing at a table, overlooking something.
"Kumasuke?" Ryuga inquired, "We need your help with an issue."
The Chilly Academic didn't bother to turn around and asked, "What kind of issue?"
"A hair issue, it seems a few members' hair has been dyed, and Tobio has gone insane and it's giving me a splitting headache."
"Why are you always complaining?" Kumasuke asked as his voice rose into an angrier one and turned around, "I am pregnant!" He exclaimed furiously.
Zeo and Ryuga stared at the man with wide eyes while their mouths hung open as they finally noticed the man's large stomach.
"B-but Kumasuke, you're a man…" Zeo remarked in unbelief.
Kumasuke placed a hand on his hip, "I am a booger that got shot through your nose that just so happens to be in the shape of a man!" He exclaimed.
Suddenly a large watermelon plopped onto the floor from under his cloak and his stomach was flat again.
Lexeaus happened to be nearby at an examining table and held up a screw driver
to the table light, "Lexeaus thinks that this rusty screw driver is quite lovely."
Nobody seemed to notice that Lexeaus had even spoken.
"Oh isn't he wonderful?" Kumasuke inquired as he picked up the watermelon off the floor.
"Kumasuke, I will no longer deal with your foolishness. Stop acting as if you're in a soap opera and focus!" Ryuga exclaimed sternly and Zeo agreed with a nod.
"I don't give a chap stick!" The creepy blonde haired man yelled, "Now excuse me while Fred and I watch some Desperate Housewives!" He then marched towards a corner of the room where a couch and TV were placed with his watermelon. He then halted and squealed, "It's a brand new episode!" And then sat down.
"This is getting us no where…" Zeo stated with a sigh.
Suddenly a closet door opened on the left wall and Ryutaro came out scanning the room as if looking for something, "Dinosaurs! I hear dinosaurs!" He exclaimed.
He then placed a hand on his hip and walked towards the two normal members.
"What are you two supposed to be, Lobsters?" He asked in a woman's voice as he pushed Zeo with the tip of his finger.
Zeo faceplamed in frustration and tried to hold in the urge to kill that crazy man with dreadlocks right there.
"Ryuataro, what in Kingdom Hearts is wrong with you?" Ryuga asked while staring at his hair, noticing that he had no funky streaks or dyes.
"I'm gonna go to the Pointless Wal to Mart and I'm gonna buy a dress!" Ryutaro exclaimed with an ear to ear grin.
"But Ryutaro-" Ryuga started to say but was then cut off by music.
"I was born this way!" Ryutaro lip sunk with the female voice that sang and he began to dance. Suddenly the music ended and so did his dancing.
The Schemer's eye twitched in disgust, "Ryuga, I can no longer take this anymore." He then turned on his heel and began to walk out.
As soon as Zeo was about to grab the handle of the door, it pushed open, making him crash into the wall making a large dent with the doors pressure against him.
Reiji stood in the door way, "Guys you wouldn't believe it." He started, "I-"
"Lexeaus says hold on." The Silent Hero interrupted as he grabbed a chair and a random bowl of popcorn off the examining table and sat right in front of Axel.
"Lexeaus says go on."
Reiji crossed his arms, "So anyway, as I was saying, I have gotten the dye out of my hair. The solution? Coca Cola."
The Silent Hero began to awe in wonder as he munched loudly on his popcorn.
"That? Hmm, and to think that's what I was drinking earlier…" Ryuga mused out loud.
Reiji stepped in and closed the door behind him making Zeo fall onto the floor, almost like he had peeled off the wall.
"Yep, am I a genius or what?" He asked rather proudly while pointing a thumb at himself.
The Schemer tried to stand up straight without falling over due to the fact that his head slammed against the wall and he was feeling rather dizzy.
Suddenly the door opened again, sending Zeo crashing into the wall and Rago stepped in laughing his head off.
"Number nine, what seems to be so comical?" The Superior asked while crossing his arms slowly.
"You…Hair...Kumasuke…" He managed to say in between laughs.
"Spit it out!" Ryuga exclaimed with annoyance.
Rago inhaled loudly and long then said very fast, "I died your hair by replacing the shampoo and I mixed your drinks with one of Kumasuke's potions!" He then bent over and laughed, "Now you're all crazy!"
Kumasuke gasped and stood up, placing his watermelon baby on the sofa, "Just for disrespecting me you're gonna stay here and watch Desperate Housewives with me!" He exclaimed while placing his hand on his hip. He then walked towards Rago and grabbed his ear.
"Ouchies!" Rago shrieked while squirming from Kumasuke's very tight grasp.
The Chilly Academic then dragged the Melodious Nocturne over to the couch and made him sit down.
"You will watch this or I will have Aunt Jemima put the smack down." He demanded as he scooped up his watermelon and rocked it in his arms. "Shh, it's OK Fred, don't cry."
"The actual Aunt Jemima?" Ryutaro inquired in amazement as his mouth hung open and drool began pouring out of his mouth.
"Lexeaus suggests that we go buy some pancakes."
"RYUGA THINKS WE NEED TO FIND THE ANTIDOTE!"
The door suddenly closed by itself and Zeo stumbled away from the wall, almost falling over and said in a zombie like voice, "Zeo sees pretty stars." And then fell on his face.
END! This was getting too long, so be prepared for part two of Color
Crazy!
