A/N: Okey-dokey, here we go again. This is kinda weird, but I had fun. the character designs in Samurai 7 are cool and all, but...some of the bad guys in the beginning, are just kind of weird looking. If you notice, I tend to lean more towards Tessai, Hyogo, the guy with magenta hair and shoots needles out of his arm, the guy with a colander for a helmet, and of course, Kyuzo. There will also be many times the gang that attacks Katsushiro, Kirara, and Kikuchiyo in the beginning will appear a lot too. Anyways, on with the fun weirdness!

I don't own Samurai 7

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"Do you think it would work?"

"I don't see why not. Let's try."

"No! I will not allow it, fools."

All of Ayamaro's guards and assassins were lounging in a commons room where they were idly chatting about one of their fellow men. He used his long, extendable arms to swat away anybody who would try anything. His single mechanical eye scanned the area for any possible threats.

"C'mon. Don't you want to know too? What could it hurt?"

The one assassin that spoke idly twirled a sharp acupuncture needle that normally would have been in his prosthetic arm. His magenta hair fell around his shoulders sloppily.

"Can it, bandage boy!"

"I'm not the one that looks like a can."

"Both of you stop it this instant."

They paused in their argument at the voice of another. It was Tessai, one of the most loyal guards in Ayamaro's service. He was currently sitting lazily in the corner becoming gradually annoyed at their antics.

"This is unprofessional. Act your age."

"Who made you our boss, Tubby-dono?"

Tessai almost spit out his corncob pipe when he heard the insult. He was not fat, he was just stocky, that's all.

The others in the room began laughing at the now low self-esteemed Tessai. He fumed quietly in the corner.

"Anyways, c'mon. Don't make us use force."

"Ha, as if you could. I've got my eyes on you."

"Don't you mean eye?"

While the odd metallic helmet covered most of his face, it was clear that there was a slight tinge of pink in his cheeks.

"Silence, wretch. I could kill you in an instant."

"Oh, let's see you try it."

They both got into fighting positions. The assassin with magenta hair extended his palm at the other. At his command, the wrist and forearm opened up to reveal a small needle gun. The other one, smirked as he prepared to attack with his long metallic arms and his eye focused in and out on his opponent. They would have struck each other down, but were interrupted by the door forcefully being slid open.

"What is the meaning of this?"

"Hyogo-dono!"

They looked at the glaring man before them. He glared menacingly at each one.

"Explain yourselves."

He looked over at the corner where Tessai was facing the wall and mumbling incoherently about something and his weight. The others shifted around as the assassin with magenta hair spoke up.

"We were trying to see if he would spin."

"Come again?"

Hyogo did not believe what he just heard. How could grown warriors, many who were samurai, waste their time trying to figure out if one of their comrades could spin.

"We wanted to see if he would spin like a top."

He had to contain a chuckle as he imagined the other assassin on his head like a top. It was a legitimate question as his headgear did resemble an upside down top.

"Regardless, this immaturity is…Kyuzo-dono?"

He paused mid-sentence when the silent samurai strode past him and stood next to the assassin. While he was normally confident with anybody else, whenever Kyuzo stared him down, he lost all nerve.

"W-what is it…K-Kyuzo-dono?"

Everybody gasped at the next action. In a flash, quicker than the eye could see, Kyuzo managed to grab the dome-headed assassin and dexterously turn him upside down. The silent samurai balanced the poor assassin's head ont eh floor and then spun him as hard as he could.

They watched in wonder as he indeed spun around like a top. Unfortunately, he did not seem to have any control and was soon spinning across the room. With full spinning force, he broke through the paper door leading to the garden and spun right out of the room. The room was silent and the only noise later was the sound of screaming and a loud crashing noise.

All the guards and assassins watched Kyuzo. The fair-haired samurai blinked twice before turning on his heel and promptly leaving the room leaving behind many confused and disturbed individuals.

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A/N: Seriously, I did wonder this at some random point when I was watching the show. Would he spin like a top? I don't know, I use fanfiction to express my thoughts since nobody I know who likes anime actually likes Samurai 7. So I have nobody to talk to. That means you lovely people get to read about my odd thoughts and opinions. Again, sorry if the no names confuses you. I just don't know what I should call them. I have names lined up for next time unless somebody has a better suggestion. Thanks again for reading!