Disclaimer: I own nothing….if I actually owned them…errgh I'm to tired/sick to think of a funny/witty disclaimer.

AN: Hey all, here is the next one in my list of parodies. This one was requested by , I hope you like! Sorry for the long ass wait but life has sucked! Hopefully I'll be better in updating now…..and uh yeah. Thanks for being patient!

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Ninja Neji

Ninja Neji white eyed man

Wants a red-head of the sand

With his skills and seeing eye

Gaara's hand is on his thigh

Sexy spent boys in a bed

Very pleased by getting head

Naked skin on sweaty flesh

Eyes lock eyes no time to rest

Angry uncle walks on in

Neji cries 'I'll never win'

Gaara beats the guy to shit

So Neji gives his skill to sit

Uke's around they felt his pain

Standing up they kept him sane

Yet when Gaara came to bed

Lube was all dear Neji said

AN: Well whatcha think? I hope you like it especially! Well uhhh yeah…not much to say except that now that I've finished playing with syllables and the tunes of rhymes I've got the Hospital by The Used back on…I'm fucking obsessed with this song atm lol. Anyways I'll try and update again soon. Review are love people lol.

Rhymes taken atm

Oh where has my little dog gone

Little Miss Mufit

London bridge is falling down

Hey, Diddle, Diddle

And

The Cock Doth Crow

If you have a rhyme I haven't mentioned and a pairing you'd like to see rhymed feel free to request. I prefer yaoi pairings but yuri and het is fine I guess. Ummmm also Nvrwsndnvrwilb I need your rhyme, I have a pairing but no rhyme…..if you don't tell me one I can't do anything.

Ummmm yeah that's all apaer from me saying SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG!

Next Chapter: Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone - SasuNaru

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