Episode 5: Karma and Kisses
Hi everyone! I hope you liked episode 4 and thank you SOOOO much for the comments, they are really encouraging. Thanks for the birthday comments as well, your all so NICE! OMG I watched partners and parachutes and almost fainted, it was so lovely and funny as always. I can't believe they are doing a SEASON 3! (Does crazy happy dance around the bedroom) Okay I'll stop talking now, here is episode 5. Enjoy!
Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez have just finished school and are hanging out at Sonic Boom as usual, while Lester is fishing pennies out of the mall fountain.
"I can't believe how much math homework Mr Peters gave us," Ally sighed and dumped a large pile of thick textbooks onto the counter.
"I can't believe how much homework Mr Peters expects me to do, I mean does he know me at all?" Trish moaned and dumped the same amount of text books onto the counter.
"Oh come on guys it's not that bad," Austin said simply.
"Says you, your actually really really good at math," Ally said.
"Your not that bad Ally," Trish lied, Ally was the best at everything, but math was her only weakness.
"Are you kidding? Even I'm better at math than Ally and I'm the stupid one-" Dez stopped when he saw Austin and Trish glaring at him. "Did I say Ally? I meant Sally, my old erm goldfish, she was terrible at math!" he said quickly.
"It's okay Ally, our important exams are at the end of the school year, you have loads of time to improve you awful math skills," Austin smiled.
"Thanks that makes me feel so much better," Ally said sarcastically.
"Yep, that's just the kind off best friends we are," Dez said dramatically and Austin nodded.
"You want me to hurt these doofs for you Ally? Because I will," Trish said sneakily and walked towards Austin and Dez who were getting scared.
"It's okay Trish," Ally laughed. Suddenly Nelson walked slowly into the store right up to the four friends, he sighed loudly and dramatically to get their attention.
"Hey Nelson, you okay?" Austin asked.
"Yeah," he said and sighed dramatically again. There was a few seconds of awkward silence.
"Are you, sure?" Ally asked.
"Well, the thing is, I'm not really okay," Nelson said loudly.
"Gee I sure didn't know that," Trish said sarcastically and Dez laughed. Ally quickly glared at them and they stopped laughing.
"What's wrong Nelson?" Ally asked.
"Well our school is doing a carnival and we need another person to set up some of the stalls, but no one is volunteering, it's just so UNFAIR!" Nelson said dramatically and fake cried. Everything was silent while the awkward boy whined loudly.
"Someone do something, his fake crying is getting on my nerves," Trish whispered.
"Erm, I can help with one of the stalls Nels-" Ally began.
"You'll do all the stalls at our carnival! Wow thanks Ally, your like a hero!" Nelson exclaimed suddenly and hugged Ally.
"No Nelson I didn't mean-" Ally started.
"I'm going to tell everyone," Nelson interrupted and rushed out of the store shouting "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
"Man Ally, that's the second time you've done something like this," Austin laughed.
"Yeah, you gotta learn how to be tough," Trish said and made her hands into fists. "Watch and learn." She turned to Dez and growled scarily at him. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Dez screamed girlishly and ran away dramatically.
"But I can't do that Trish," Ally smiled.
"Sure you can, or you could actually organize the stalls for the carnival," Austin said.
"Yeah I'll just have to do that, any ideas?" Ally asked.
"What about a suspender stall?" Dez said suddenly.
"Dez? When did you get here, I thought you ran away?" Trish asked.
"I did, but then I thought, how great would it be to have a suspender stall, so I just suggested it," Dez replied dramatically.
"Who would buy anything from a suspender store?" Ally asked.
"Oh Ally, do you really have to ask?" Dez laughed and pointed at his suspenders. Trish rolled her eyes and Ally sighed in annoyance.
"What about a headband stall?" Trish suggested. "Or a revenge stall," She narrowed her eyes sneakily. "I would go there all the time."
"I don't think so Trish," Ally replied. "We need something to attract more teens so that it's not just kids and adults.
"I could perform, that would bring in teens," Austin said, Ally hugged him quickly and tightly.
"Austin that would be perfect!" She said happily.
"What about a kissing booth? Don't teenagers go to those things?" Trish said.
"That's great Trish, but who would actually volunteer to be in the booth?" Ally asked.
"I could do it," Dez said while dramatically whipping his hair and puckering his lips. Austin laughed.
"Definitely not Dez," Trish said and shuddered.
"Yeah we actually want people to go to the kissing booth," Austin joked.
"HEY!" Dez shouted and turned away from Austin with his arms crossed.
"Sorry Dez," Austin laughed.
"It's okay Austin, and just for the record, I'm not that bad at kissing," Dez replied dramatically.
"You sure," Ally asked. "I mean, of course your not that bad Dez hehe."
"Have you even had your first kiss Dez?" Trish asked.
"Yeah obviously, have you?" Dez asked.
"Of course," Trish replied.
"Uh oh," Both Austin and Ally whispered.
"I don't believe you Trish," Dez said.
"Well I don't believe you either," Trish replied angrily.
"Why not!" Dez asked crazily.
"Because you don't believe me!" Trish shouted back.
"GUYS STOP!" Austin shouted.
"You can both tell eachother who your first kiss was and how it happened, then you can each believe the other. And you have to tell the absolute truth," Ally said calmly. "Trish you go first."
"Okay, well it was all the way back in kindergarten, I was like 4 years old. It was valentines day and he got me some flowers, he kissed me too," Trish said and Ally sighed dreamily. "So then I pushed him over."
"You what?" Austin asked.
"I pushed him over, because I didn't really like him and he picked his nose," Trish replied.
"Oh I remember him, he really did pick his nose, and his ears," Ally said with a look of disgust on her face.
"Okay your turn Dez," Austin said.
"Well it was just two years ago, I was on the beach and I almost drowned. But the life guard saved me and gave me mouth to mouth," Dez said dreamily.
"It was a girl right?" Austin asked worriedly.
"I hope so," Dez replied.
"Wait that's not a kiss, you liar," Trish said.
"It still counts," Dez said childishly.
"No it doesn't," Trish retorted.
"Does."
"Doesn't."
"DOES!"
"DOESN'T!"
"GUYS STOP!" Austin and Ally shouted at the same time.
"Fine," Trish and Dez mumbled.
"Hey what about you guys?" Dez asked.
"Yeah when were your first kisses?" Trish added. Austin and Ally both suddenly looked nervous.
"Erm well, my first kiss was with, a girl," Austin said.
"Really? Didn't know that," Trish said sarcastically.
"Well it happened at school, I think she was called, Shifdolg," Austin said nervously.
"What kind of name is Shifdolg?" Dez asked.
"She was European, or Asian, or South American, I forget hehe," Austin replied and laughed awkwardly.
"What about you Ally?" Trish asked.
"Me?" Ally asked.
"No Nelson," Trish said sarcastically and laughed. "Yes you."
"Weeeeeeeeeeell, Ihaventhadmyfistkissyet," Ally mumbled quickly.
"What was that?" Dez asked.
"I said, ihaventhadmyfirstkissyet," she repeated.
"Huh?" Trish said.
"I- HAVEN'T- HAD- MY- FIRST- KISS- YET! OKAY!" Ally said loudly and clearly this time.
"Really?" Dez laughed. Trish slapped the back of his head.
"OW!" Dez shouted and rubbed his head.
"It's not funny," Trish said.
"I'm sorry Ally," Dez said sadly. "But really you haven't had your first kiss yet?" he laughed again. This time Austin slapped the back of his head.
"OW!" Dez shouted girlishly again. "Stop hurting Dez!"
"Hey, I have almost kissed someone, if that counts," Ally said.
"It doesn't count, but who did you almost kiss?" Trish asked curiously
"Well his name is-" Ally began.
'Please don't say it, please don't say it,' Austin thought to himself.
"Blake," Ally finished.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Austin, Dez and Trish shouted dramatically.
"What?" Ally asked.
"Erm, nothing," they all said quickly.
"So it was after the blind date, and we were saying goodbye, and then we were leaning in to kiss but then Elvis burst into the restaurant," Ally said and sighed dreamily. "He was so mysterious and had a really nice personality, I really want to see him again."
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? He wasn't that great, you have loads of other options. What about Dallas?" Austin said with panic in his voice, he couldn't let Ally find out that he had been her blind date, she would probably be really upset and maybe angry.
"I don't like Dallas anymore," Ally said simply.
"Are you sure?" Trish asked.
"Yep," Ally replied.
"Are you really sure?" Dez asked.
"Yes, why are you guys asking?" Ally laughed and handed a customer some change.
"No reason, but are you sure your really sure," Austin asked again.
"Yes definitely, I am really sure that I don't like Dallas anymore, anyway Blake is way cuter and has such a nice personality," Ally said dreamily.
"Thanks," Austin said stupidly. Trish slapped the back of his head, while Ally looked at them with confusion on her face. "Did I say thanks? I meant Frank's, as in let's go to Pirate Frank's fish and fry," He said nervously.
"Where every meal is a paaaaaaaartyyyyyyy!" Austin, Dez and Trish said in a pirate accent and immediately ran out of Sonic Boom.
"Huh?" Ally asked but then laughed at how weird her friends were being, she then forgot about it and got back to work.
Meanwhile, Dez, Trish and Austin are discussing the situation at Pirate Frank's fish and fry restaurant
"Welcome to Pirate Frank's fish and fry, where every meal is a paaaarr-" A waiter in a fish suit began.
"Oh shut it shrimpy, we don't want to order anything," Trish snapped.
"What do I do Dez WHAT DO I DO!" Austin suddenly shouted dramatically and shook Dez's shoulders crazily.
"Austin calm down, I know your jealous that Ally likes this Blake guy more than you, but there's no need to worry," Dez said, completely oblivious of what was actually going on. Trish rolled her eyes and smacked the back of his head.
"OW!" Dez screamed girlishly.
"You doof, Austin isn't jealous of Blake because he is Blake, don't you remember when he pretended to be Ally's blind date because Dallas stupidly stood her up," Trish reminded.
"Oh yeah," Dez sighed. "What do we do guys WHAT DO WE DO!" he shouted dramatically and shook Austin's shoulders.
"I know, if Ally found another guy, she wouldn't care about Blake anymore," Trish said.
"So all we have to do is find a desperate guy to go out with Ally," Dez smiled.
"Hey that's not nice Dez, any guy would be lucky to go out with Ally, she's awesome," Austin said.
"Aww Austin, that's such a nice thing to say, I knew you liked Ally," Trish smiled.
"Woah woah woah, I don't like Ally," Austin said quickly.
"Yeah, sure you don't," Trish and Dez said sarcastically.
"I don't!" Austin said defensively. "Okay let's think, who can we get to go out with Ally?" he tried to change the subject.
"I don't know, but we have to act soon if-" Dez began but suddenly a raw fish landed on top of his head. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!" Dez screamed dramatically and girlishly. Trish and Austin were laughing crazily at Dez, who was trying to get the smelly fish off his head. When the fish was finally gone, Dez relaxed and sat back down.
"What haha just ha ha happened?" Trish laughed.
"A fish landed on Dez's hahaha head!" Austin laughed.
"It's not funny guys, now my beautiful ginger hair smells like fish, I have been having loads of bad luck lately," Dez said dramatically.
"Like what?" Trish asked.
"Well on my way to school I slipped on a banana skin and fell into a muddy puddle, I had to go all the way home to get cleaned up so that's why I was late today. Then at school, remember what happened in the dinner hall?" Dez said.
"Oh yeah, you dropped your food and slipped on it," Austin laughed.
"Then when you tried to get up, your pants fell down," Trish shuddered. "Not a pretty sight."
"Not at all, hey guys I'm going back to the store to see Ally, maybe I could convince her not to try and find Blake, see you later," Austin smiled and walked out of the store.
"Bye," Dez waved.
"Hey Dez, I bet I know why your getting bad luck," Trish said sneakily.
"Really? why?" Dez said already falling for Trish's trick.
"You have bad karma," Trish replied.
"Your just being silly Trish, I don't have any bad curry," Dez said.
"Not Korma you idiot, karma," Trish said angrily.
"Ooooooohhhhhhh, I knew that. So what's karma?" Dez asked, Trish rolled her eyes.
"It means that when you do something wrong or bad, the universe will make something bad happen to you, and if you do something good, then the universe will let something good happen to you. So your only getting bad luck because the universe thinks you've done something bad, You have to do some good things to balance everything and let your life get back to normal," Trish said.
"Oh man! I knew that I shouldn't have got Elvis to scare those little kids and make them cry, but it was just so funny," Dez laughed.
"Dez, you must go and do good in the city of Miami or will suffer bad luck... FOREVER!" Trish said in a weird voice.
"FOREVER?" Dez asked and did a crazy hand gesture.
"Yes FOREVER," Trish replied.
"Don't worry universe, I will make you happy again!" Dez shouted and looked upwards, then skipped childishly out of the restaurant.
"Dimwit," Trish laughed to herself and began to walk back to Sonic Boom.
The four friends are in the practise room listening to Ally talk about how to find Blake, Austin, Trish and Dez have been trying to hint possible guys for Ally to go out with,but she doesn't seem to notice.
"Okay I've come up with some possible ways of finding Blake," Ally said.
"You know, I've heard that Ricky that guy in our grade is single," Austin interrupted.
"You mean the one with the brown hair and emerald eyes? He's really cute," Trish added.
"I hear he likes girls with brown hair, brown eyes and blonde highlights, oh I wonder who in this room fits that exact description," Dez said and all three of them looked at Ally.
"What were you saying guys?" Ally asked, she had been two busy writing things down in her book to hear what her friends were saying.
"Nothing," Austin sighed.
"So as I was saying, the first thing I'm going to try is, go around all the stores in the mall and ask if they have seen a guy that fits the description Dez is writing," Ally said. "Are you done yet Dez?"
"Almost," Dez finished writing and handed Ally the paper he had been working on. Ally smiled thankfully and read it out.
"Blake (Unknown second name), tall, wears sunglasses, a waitors outfit and a hat. Is cute (According to Ally) and has a nice personality. Not Austin Moon, I repeat, NOT AUSTIN MOON! The End. Written by Dez. Austin and Trish glared at Dez who stared goofily back at them.
"Um Dez, I don't think this description is very, well descriptive," Ally said.
"Really? I thought it was very descrintive," Dez said dramatically.
"It's descriptive Dez," Ally said.
"Then why did you just say it wasn't? Make your mind up Ally!" Dez said stupidly. The rest of them rolled their eyes and smiled at how silly Dez could be sometimes.
"So, lets move on to plan B," Ally began.
"Wait, what was plan A? Dez asked.
"The plan that Ally just said," Austin replied.
"Oh," Dez laughed.
"Okay, onto plan B," Ally repeated.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dez suddenly screamed in his usual girly voice. His loud outburst startled the others.
"What!" They all shouted back.
"I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I LEFT ELVIS AT MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE!" Dez screamed again. They all let out a sigh of relief.
"Then just go get him," Trish said angrily.
"Ok," Dez replied and there was silence between them for a few seconds.
"Well aren't you gonna go Dez?" Austin asked.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dez screamed girlishly again.
"WHAT DID I SAY!" Austin shouted back.
"Oh you didn't say anything wrong, I just remembered that I have to go shave my head," Dez said calmly and then skipped dramatically out of the practise room. Austin and Ally immediately turned to Trish with suspicious faces.
"Okay Trish," Ally began.
"What did you do now?" Austin finished.
"Well, I am disappointed that you two would even accuse me of such things," Trish replied dramatically. "Well I gotta go, wouldn't want to miss Dez shaving his head," she said happily and skipped out of the room like Dez had before.
"What strange and random friends we have," Austin laughed.
"Yep," Ally replied.
"So Ally, I have a little surprise for you," Austin said sneakily.
"Okay, what is it?" Ally asked, curiously.
"You'll see," Austin smiled at her quickly, then grabbed her hand to lead her downstairs. Ally felt a slight spark run through her body when his warm hand touched hers, she had begun to feel this a lot lately but always ignored it. Maybe it was just her imagining things.
"Okay people, out of the store, nothing to see here, come back in an hour," Austin shouted to the customers who began to slowly leave the store.
"What are you doing Austin?" Ally asked.
"Ally what does it look like I'm doing, flying to mars?" Austin asked sarcastically and Ally laughed.
"Come on sir, faster, faster!" Austin said to a leaving customer.
"Who are you calling SIR!" Mrs Ypmurg turned around and shouted angrily.
"Oops, sorry Maam," Austin said quickly, trying not to laugh.
"Uh! Teenage boys today, they all need glasses," Mrs Ypmurg replied grumpily and hit Austin's head with her walking stick.
"OW!" Austin screamed girlishly while Ally walked over to him laughing.
"Hey it's not funny," He smiled.
"Yes it was!" Ally laughed. "Sorry about Mrs Ypmurg, she's really-"
"Grumpy?" Austin finished.
"Exactly," Ally smiled and rubbed his head to make it feel better, while doing this she thought about things.
'Wow, Austin's hair is really soft, I wonder what shampoo he uses? It must be great because his hair is perfect, his eyes are perfect, his smile is perfect, his cheeks are perfect. He's perfect. WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING? Sure his hair is nice, really nice actually, really really nice actually-' her thoughts were suddenly interrupted by a faint voice.
"Ally?" Austin asked. "ALLY!"
"Yeah?" Ally asked quietly.
"I think your about to rub a hole in my head," Austin laughed. Ally quickly pulled her hand away from his head and looked down awkwardly, there was also a slight blush on her cheeks.
"So, what did you want to show me?" Ally asked trying to change the topic.
"Oh yeah," Austin replied and then blew a loud whistle. After a few seconds, ten very good looking guy, probably around their age, walked out of the storage room. They each greeted Ally quickly and then stood in a line.
"Erm Austin, what is this?" Ally asked nervously.
"This is a speed dating session," Austin said proudly.
"A what?" Ally asked.
"A speed dating session, you know when you go on a-" Austin began.
"I know what it is Austin," Ally sighed.
"Then why did you ask?" Austin asked. Ally rolled her eyes playfully and nudged him lightly. Ally walked up to the boys and nervously said.
"Erm thanks for coming guys, but I already like someone else." All the boys nodded and then quickly headed out of the store.
"Ally! Why did you just cancell your speed dating session?" Austin asked childishly.
"Austin, thanks for your concern, but I am not doing a speed dating session," Ally replied.
"Fine," Austin sighed.
"Aww it's really sweet that you care, now go and hand out these," Ally said and handed him a huge stack of flyers to find Blake.
"But-" Austin began but Ally put a finger on his lips quickly.
"Don't talk, just hand, as in hand out!" Ally replied and put another stack of flyers on top of the previous ones, the new stack was so high that Austin's head couldn't be seen.
"Okay, anything for you Alls," Austin said and they both walked out of the store.
Meanwhile at the food court, Trish has got a new job at the mirror store
"Like to look at yourself? Need a new mirror? Then come to the mirror store, where the mirrors are 100-99% not breakable!" Trish shouted happily. She was wearing a giant mirror costume, complete with silver shoes and a silver headband that was like a mirror. Trish suddenly saw Austin and Ally walk into the foodcourt area.
"Hey guys!" Trish shouted and rushed over to them quickly.
"Hey Trish," Ally smiled.
"New Job?" Austin asked.
"Yeah, it's great! I get to look at myself all day!" Trish replied. Austin and Ally laughed.
"So where's Dez?" Ally asked.
"I think he's-" Trish began until Dez walked up to them, his head was completely bald. Austin, Ally and Trish's jaws dropped in shock.
"Hey guys, so what do you think," Dez said confidently.
"Oh," Trish started.
"My," Austin continued.
"DEZ HAS NO HAIR!" Ally blurted out and then they all burst out laughing.
"Wow Dez, I didn't think you would actually go through with the whole no hair thing," Trish laughed.
"Yeah, I think the universe forgave me because I only slipped on one banana on the way here!" Dez said happily.
"Dez what are you talking about?" Austin asked.
"Quick Dez! You have to go and do something else to make the universe forgive you completely!" Trish interrupted quickly.
"Okay!" Dez said dramtically and skipped away crazily.
"Trish?" Austin and Ally said suspiciously.
"Well I'd better be getting back to work," Trish replied quickly and dashed back to the mirror store.
"Something is definitely going on," Ally said.
"Yep," Austin replied. "But do we really want to know?"
"Definitely not," Ally laughed, and they continued to go around the mall to see if they could find blake. Ally thought Austin had been handing out the flyers she had given him, when really, he was scrunching them up and throwing them into the nearest trashcan. Thoughts were running through his head as they walked.
'I just can't let her know, she would be really upset and I hate to see her like that. Maybe she will forget about all this soon and things will just blow over, or what if she has to find out the truth?' As he thought, he looked at Ally who was happily handing out flyers and smiled at her cheeriness. She really was a great person, and he wouldn't let her feel sad because of him.
"Okay Austin, we just need to hand these out at the melody diner and then everyone in the mall will know that I'm looking for Blake," Ally said.
"Okay," Austin sighed and they both walked into the melody diner.
"There's my old celebrity waiter!" Mindy's loud voice echoed through the restaurant. "But where's my Dezzy Wezzy Kins?" She sang angrily.
"I don't know, where he is. He ran away, before I could. Ask him where, he was going, because Trish had tricked him. Come on let's give it everything we got, take a chance make a stand and find find find Dez, whoa, find Dez, yeah, find Dez, whoa. Come on let's give it everything we got and find find find Dez!" Austin sang to the Break down the falls chorus. Ally and a few other customers clapped.
"Come on Ally," Austin said quickly and grabbed Ally's hand to get them out of the store, before Mindy could do anything else.
"Austin, we have to give her the flyers," Ally said.
"But she's scary, she reminds me of Dez's Aunt," Austin said childishly, and shuddered when he mentioned Dez's Aunt. Ally laughed and went back into the store to talk to Mindy, a few minutes later she came out happily.
"See she's not scary," Ally laughed and suddenly hugged Austin. "Thanks for handing these flyers out with me, I know that it was hard work."
"Your welcome," He replied into her hair and they slowly pulled away. Ally looked into his eyes for a few seconds and thought about how perfect they were, she soon found herself staring straight at them and sighing dreamily.
"Austin, Ally!" Dez suddenly screamed, running towards them, he was wearing nothing but orange boxer shorts and yellow socks. Austin and Ally looked away from eachother and at Dez.
"Kill me, kill me now, please I want this moment to end," Ally said quickly and Austin laughed.
"Dez what are you wearing? Well more like what aren't you wearing?" Austin said.
"Well I tried to sell all my belongings, but for some reason no one was buying anything," Dez said.
"It's a mistery," Austin said sarcastically, Ally laughed.
"I know right," Dez replied, obviously not understanding the sarcasm in Austin's voice.
"Why were you trying to sell your stuff?" Austin asked.
"Just something Trish told me," Dez said.
"What exactly did Trish tell you?" Ally asked.
"Well you know I've been having bad luck lately?" They both nodded in response. "Trish said that the universe has been giving me bad luck because I did something to upset it, so now I have to get it to forgive me."
"Oooooooh," Austin and Ally sighed.
"Well that explains everything, I'm surprised we didn't think of that before Dez," Austin replied. Ally rolled her eyes, shocked at how dum her friends were being.
"No guys, Trish is just messing with you," She said.
"Really?" Both boys asked.
"Yes, the universe isn't mad at you, your both just being stupid," Ally laughed.
"Well in that case," Dez said and then dramatically pulled of a bald cap to reveal his normal ginger hair.
"It was a bald cap?" Austin asked.
"Yep, I figured that I could trick the universe into thinking that I had shaved my head, so that it would forgive me," Dez said dramatically.
"Dez you can't fool the universe," Ally said bluntly.
"Yes I can and you can't stop me!" Dez shouted childishly and then stormed off dramatically.
"Let's go and find him," Austin sighed.
"Yeah he can't let him go around the mall almost naked," Ally laughed.
"Why not?" Austin asked and Ally punched his shoulder gently. They both headed back to Sonic Boom in case Dez had gone there.
At Sonic Boom
"Ally where have you been?" Lester asked dramatically as Austin and Ally walked into the store.
"Erm, I was on my break?" Ally said nervously.
"Your break ended 3 hours ago," Lester replied.
"I don't believe it, I'm turning into Trish! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ally screamed and ran up to the practise room.
"Sorry about Ally being late Mr Dawson, would it make you feel any better if I bought one of those expensive guitars?" Austin asked.
"Austin, it would make my day," Lester said dramatically and rushed over to the guitars.
"So how much are they?" Austin asked.
"$500," Lester replied.
"What! The price tag only says it's $350!" Austin exclaimed.
"Austin, do you want to make me happy or not?" Lester pouted childishly. Austin sighed and paid the man quickly.
"Tee hee!" Lester giggled and skipped away. Austin rolled his eyes at the greedy man and went up to the practise room, he saw Ally lying on top of the piano.
"Erm Ally, are you okay?" He asked and walked over to her.
"No, I'm turning into TRISH!" Ally shouted and grabbed his shoulders crazily.
"Ally your not turning into Trish," Austin said calmly. She looked at him for a while and instantly calmed down, she let go of his shoulders and smiled.
"Your probably right, so do you wanna work on the new song?" Ally said.
"Sure," He replied and they both sat at the piano.
"Erm Ally, I have to tell you something first," Austin said.
"Okay," Ally replied.
"Well you know that girl, Shifdolg?" Austin said and Ally nodded. "I made her up, it just means goldfish backwards. I- haven't had my first kiss either."
"WHAT! But your Austin Moon!" Ally exclaimed.
"I know I know, I guess I'm waiting for the right person to kiss, I mean I don't want to kiss just anybody," He replied.
"You want it to be special," Ally finished and he nodded. "That's actually really sweet Austin, and I don't feel left out anymore."
"That's good, so should we start?" he asked.
"That would be great," she replied. A few seconds of silence passed until Austin spoke up.
"Wait before we start, I have to ask you something else," He said nervously.
"Go ahead," Ally smiled.
"Would you ever get angry at me and stop being my best friend if I lied to you about something?" He said.
"What have you done?" She asked suspiciously and crossed her arms.
"I'll show you," He replied and walked over to a box where he had put Blake's stuff. He slowly took out the hat and sunglasses, then he walked back over to Ally. She looked at him with confusion on her face. He just sat in front of her and put of the sunglasses and hat.
"I'm Blake," Austin said in his perfect British accent and looked at her with worriedly.
"I don't understand," Ally said quietly.
"I was your blind date that night, it was supposed to be Dallas but he didn't show up. Me, Trish and Dez decided to let me be your pretend blind date so that you wouldn't be upset. We never thought you would want to see Blake again, I'm really sorry and I totally understand if your angry," Austin said sadly and looked down.
"Why would I be angry?" Ally asked and Austin immediately looked up at her, surprisingly her face didn't show any anger or disappointment, it just showed gentleness like it always did.
"Because we lied to you," Austin replied.
"It was all for a good cause, and it shows that you guys are great friends because you didn't want me to be stood up at the blind date, thank you," Ally smiled warmly at him. He was so shocked and happy that she would take this so well, she was such a great friend. He suddenly leaned over to her and gently kissed her cheek, She froze and touched her cheek quickly. There was a very visible blush on her cheeks so she tried to hide it by looking down.
"Er, what was that for?" She asked nervously.
"For not being angry at me, your such an amazing best friend," Austin replied and pulled her into a tight hug. After pulling away they heard Trish and Dez arguing and headed downstairs. Ally touched her cheek again and felt it's warmth.
"Okay what's going on now?" Austin asked.
"Trish keeps saying I looked better bald, when everyone knows that I cant live without my beautiful ginger locks," Dez said dramatically and flipped his hair.
"Dez you don't have any locks, and you did look better bald!" Trish said, still trying to annoy Dez.
"Well you look better bald too," Dez replied childishly.
"You haven't even seen me bald," Trish laughed.
"Well er um er," Dez tried to think of something to say. "YOU HAVE UGLY HAIR!" he blurted out and they all gasped dramatically.
"What did you say?" Trish asked angrily and took a step closer to him.
"I said, Lou had an ugly bear," Dez said and laughed nervously.
"That's what I thought," She said and glared at him, she then noticed Ally staring into space.
"What's wrong with you Ally?" Trish asked. Ally immediately snapped back into reality and saw them all looking at her.
"Oh nothings wrong, nothing at all," Ally smiled. "Oh and I know about Austin being Blake, it's nice what you did guys. But if you ever lie to me again, I will hurt you." Trish, Austin and Dez burst out laughing at her response but stopped when they noticed her serious face.
"I'm not kidding," Ally said. They all began to slowly back away from her until she began to laugh. "Of course I'm kidding, I would never hurt you guys!"
"Yeah we totally knew that," Austin said quickly.
"Totally," Trish added.
"I didn't," Dez said stupidly and Trish slapped the back of his head. "OW! Stop hitting Dez!" They all started laughing again, suddenly Trish's phone started beeping.
"Hello," Trish said into the phone.
"Trish, where are you?" A man said into the phone.
"Oh hi Mr Thomas! I'm on my lunch break," Trish replied to her boss.
"You lunch break ended 3 hours ago," Mr Thomas shouted.
"Really? Well you should have called me 3 hours ago to tell me that," Trish replied.
"Your fired!" Mr Thomas shouted.
"Fired! Oh well your mirrors were rubbish anyway," Trish said. Mr Thomas gasped dramatically and hung up the phone.
"Nice talking to you too!" Trish said sarcastically.
"What happened?" Dez asked.
"Just got fired, nothing new," Trish replied simply.
"Oh Trish, will you ever keep a job?" Ally teased.
"Oh Ally, do you know me at all?" Trish replied and they all laughed.
"Hey guys, I just remembered that me and Dez have to go home early," Austin said.
"Why?" Ally asked.
"Ask Dez," Austin laughed and they all turned to Dez.
"Well, yesterday me and Austin were walking home," Dez began and the girls nodded for him to continue. "Then I bumped into a tree. The End."
"How does that explain why you guys have to be home early?" Trish asked.
"Oh you wanted that story," Dez said dramatically and they all nodded. "Well, Yesterday we came home late."
"Because Dez had some bad tuna and was stuck in the mall bathroom for two hours," Austin added. Both girls made disgusted faces.
"Yeah, so we came home late and missed dinner," Dez continued.
"We missed pancakes for dessert, I was devastated," Austin sighed dramatically which made them laugh.
"And Austin kept moaning about missing pancakes, so Mrs Moon said that she would make them again today," Dez finished.
"But we have to go home early to get them fresh," Austin added.
"Yep, mmmm that tuna was so good!" Dez said weirdly, they all looked at their awkward friend and laughed.
"See you guys tomorow," The boys waved and left the store. When the boys were far from Sonic Boom, Trish asked.
"Okay Ally what's up? Your suddenly really happy, and haven't taken your hand off your cheek ever since you came downstairs."
"Oh that, well Austin was really happy that I forgave him so quickly that he," Ally stopped and suddenly went quiet.
"He what? What did he do!" Trish asked eagerly.
"He kissed my cheek," Ally said and smiled to herself.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !" Trish screamed. "I knew you two would get together eventually!"
"No Trish, it was just a friendly peck on the cheek," Ally replied. "I don't like him and he doesn't like me."
"If you don't like him, why haven't you taken your hand off your cheek ever since he kissed you?" Trish asked.
"I- I don't know," Ally replied quietly.
"You think about it," Trish laughed and left the store.
'Why? Why do I feel like this? Why did I love it when he kissed my cheek? Why Ally?" Ally thought to herself for a while, but then got back to her shift, trying to forget about the situation.
Well that's it for episode five, I really hope you liked it. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! It would mean so much to me if you told me what you think. I don't own Austin and Ally or Break down the walls (Parody.) There will DEFINITELY be 18 episodes, I don't think I'm gonna change it again, but you never know!
Guest Starring
Marianne Muellerleile as Ms Ypmurg
Thanks for reading! And a special shout out to xxxSHYSkyxxx who is one of my best school friends, luv your story! I will try and update very soon! Once again PLEASE REVIEW! Thank you so much for being patient and waiting for the episodes, Your all really GREAT! The next episode is called Carnivals and Cookies.
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