Disclaimer: Still don't own anything, it's all Intelligent Systems and Nintendo's
Interactivity: Tell me who you want to see fall in love with Serra
Warnings: Not serious, or necessarily funny, just me typing down words being odd.
"Oh Crap it's her" Matthew muttered to himself as he saw the pink haired cleric walk towards him.
"Oh Hello Matthew, don't I look fabulous today, I mean the weather is defiantly complimenting my hair" Serra said basking in the sun.
"How about I dunk your head in the toilet, will that weather compliment your hair?" Matthew said, knowing she wouldn't listen to anything he said
"Matthew!" Serra slapped him across the face, maybe she was starting to listen to him finally.
"I will not let you hop in the bath with me and wash my hair!" Nope, she was completly oblivious.
"Hey Serra Goobledy Goobeldy Gooo" Matthew tested to see if the cleric was listening
"I love me too Matthew thank you so much" Serra grabbed the theif and hugged him tightly
"Please Goddess kill me, why on earth did the RNG have to bless me this time? Why couldn't I have been like Astol and have horrible dodging" (HE CAN'T BREAK 4TH WALL!1!!!!!)
"Yes let's pray to the RNG goddess and thank her for making me get fantastic dodging and magic so I can survive and thank the tactition for giving me the angelic robe in Lyn's quest to garuntee my survival" Serra saing obliviously breaking the 4th wall.
He so digs me, I wonder how I can break it to him gently and tell him that I love my Erky-Poo, this will be hard it will crush him. Oh well, I know what will help him get over me!
"Matthew, I have some horrible news" Serra said to the theif
"You're dieing!" Matthew said excitedly
"Of course not, I keep an elixer on me at all times" Serra replied
"I'm dieing?" Matthew asked just as enthusiasic
"No, I'm in love with someone else"
"Yes! There is a Goddess and she loves me!" Matthew jumped for joy, he was starting to cry from happiness
"I know you love me Matt, no need to cry. I know what will help you get over me" Serra assured the weeping theif.
"Oh Guy" Serra called the Myrimdon over
"Y-Yes" Guy stuttered
"Matthew here is heartbroken, I need you to make him feel less sad" Serra said gently
"Let's go" Matthew said enthusistically taking the Myrimdon by the hand and skipping away.
Now I just have to tell Lord Hector and Oswin that I don't love them, they'll be crushed.
So that was my first real chapter and like I said, it's not my best stuff just typing, garbage really but should I continue being random with this story or stop now to save everybody's sanity.