"Why did Lord Uther have to send me on this quest with that girl" Oswin complained to himself as he saw everybody's favourite pink haired cleric walk up to him.
"Oswin I have some bad news" Serra said with a smile on her face
"Bad for you or me?" Oswin asked
"You of course, nothing bad could happen to someone as fabulous as me unless of course I get RNG screwed" (4th wall breaking again!)
"What is it?" Oswin asked
"I'm afraid I don't love you, I mean your great and all and have a huge lance, but it's kinda gross that you would want me anyway. I'm like 16 and your like in your like 30s so it kinda makes you a pedo anyway, so it's like good news for you, now you aren't a creepy old man" Serra delivered the bad news to Oswin.
"We don't even get a special ending if we have an "A" support so it's not like I care about you anyway" (MORE 4TH WALL BREAKING!)
"I know you're sad now but soon you will be happy again" Serra ignored what he said completely.
"I'll find you a new friend, how about Wallace?" She suggested
"Who re-recruits Wallace, you should always have your lords at a high enough level so that you can get Geitz, he's much better anyway" Oswin said breaking the 4th wall again.
"Then how about Renaud?" Serra Suggested
"Emo"
"Now wait, I have a fantastic idea! I'll find you a new lady friend!" Serra exclaimed
"Oh great" Oswin whined
"Vaida, come over here, this is your new friend man, and Oswin this your friend woman" (cookies to anyone who gets that reference) Serra pushed the two together and skipped off
"I know Ossy will be sad but well, I love my Erky Poo so I have to let him down, Vaida will be good for him! Now to let down Lord Hector," Serra said skipping off.
So there is chapter 2, next will be Hector then I'll take your suggestions!