Hey hey hey its TherulermeJ or as my ego likes to say myself Master J im back with another chapter of Naruto the demigod shinobi anddd I have lost my muse for this story….lol Jokes yea a quick shot out to Jackseaweedjackson his review helped me find the Courage I guess to come out with my original ideas so I tip my hat off to you sir *tips hat* and I also like to thanks everyone else for their kind reviews and criticism it made me feel very nice about writing. Bah im rambling again. And no 1 has yet to guess naruto's godly parent! You will get a major hint in this chapter sooo Enjoy!

Also I don't own jack shit.

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Bored. The only thing Naruto was able to think. Naruto Uzumaki has been going to Yancy for quite a while now. He has made friends with two people, Grover Underwood and Percy Jackson.

It turns out Naruto and Percy both have ADHD and Dyslexia. Today, on the way to the museum Percy and Grover were talking to each other while Naruto was listening to music. Naruto had on a Black shirt with a design of a lion roaring. His pants were also black but they had a snake design on them coiling around his right leg. Meanwhile Nancy threw a piece her lunch at Grover.

"Im going to kill her" Percy Mumbled

"No it's Ok I like peanut butter" said Grove as he was trying to get the peanut butter off of him

Meanwhile Naruto didn't want his friends to be bullied like that but Naruto had once told Percy he has to fight his own battles. As Nancy kept harassing Grover Naruto finally had enough.

"Nancy Leave Grover alone….Now!" naruto said. "Or you will be my next prank target.

People who knew what happen to Naruto's victims were silently praying for Nancy's safety.

"Why" questioned Nancy "why the fuck do you care about these to losers?"

Before Percy Could Retort Naruto growled out "Because they are far better company then you, Also they are not pig headed and rude like you so now sit down."

Grover looked up at Naruto silently thanking him for the save.

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Turning their attention to Mr. Brunner, they went quiet, listen to the guy tell them about the ancient gods and other stuff like that.

As they came to a Photo of Kronos eating his children Mr. Brunner asked Percy what the exhibit was. Percy replied "That's Kronos eating his kid's right?"

"Yes but why Mr. Jackson" asked Mr. Brunner

Seeing Percy have a hard time answer that question, Naruto decided to intervene. "The titan ate his kid because it there was some prophecy telling him that his kids were going to take over one day like he did." Naruto explained

"Very good Mr. Uzumaki." Explained Mr. Brunner Nancy decided to run her mouth and said "Yeah like that is going to be used in a real life situation. "Please explain why Kronos ate his kids" A lot of people snickered. Mr. Brunner decided to ruin Nancy's moment and asked "Mr. Jackson to paraphrase Miss Bobofit's excellent question, does this matter in real life?" "Busted," Grover muttered "Shut up" Hissed Nancy. Percy thought about it and finally answered "I don't know sir." "I see." Mr. Brunner looked disappointed. "Well, half credit, Mr. Jackson. Zeus did indeed feed Kronos a mixture of mustard and wine, which made him disgorge his other five children, who, of course, being immortal gods, had been living and growing up completely undigested in the Titan's stomach. The gods defeated their father, sliced him to pieces with his own scythe, and scattered his remains in Tartarus, the darkest part of the Underworld. On that happy note, it's time for lunch. Mrs. Dodds, would you lead us back outside?"

The class drifted off, the girls holding their stomachs, the guys pushing each other around and acting like doofuses.

Grover, Percy and Naruto were about to follow when Mr. Brunner said, "Mr. Jackson, Mr. Uzumaki."

Both boys sighed simultaneous as they walked over they both asked "Sir?" Mr. Brunner had this look that wouldn't let you go— intense brown eyes that could've been a thousand years old and had seen everything.

"You must learn the answer to my question," Mr. Brunner told both boys.

"About the Titans?"

"About real life. And how your studies apply to it."

"Oh."

"What you learn from me," he said, "is vitally important. I expect you to treat it as such. I will accept only the best from you both."

They wanted to get angry; this guy pushed me so hard.

sure, it was kind of cool on tournament days, when he dressed up in a suit of Roman armor and shouted: "What ho!'" and challenged us, sword-point against chalk, to run to the board and name every Greek and Roman person who had ever lived, and their mother, and what god they worshipped. But Mr. Brunner expected us to be as good as everybody else, no—he didn't expect me to be as good; he expected me to be better. And I just couldn't learn all those names and facts, much less spell them correctly.

I mumbled something about trying harder, while Mr. Brunner took one long sad look at the stele, like he'd been at this girl's funeral.

He told us to go out and eat our lunch. The class gathered on the front steps of the museum, where we could watch the foot traffic along Fifth Avenue.

Overhead, a huge storm was brewing, with clouds blacker than I'd ever seen over the city.

"Detention?" Grover asked.

"Nah," Percy said. "Not from Brunner. I just wish he'd lay off me sometimes. I mean—I'm not a genius." "That's a fact" Naruto said. "Hey!" Percy Explained

Mr. Brunner parked his wheelchair at the base of the handicapped ramp. He ate celery while he read a paperback novel. A red umbrella stuck up from the back of his chair, making it look like a motorized cafe table.

Percy was about to unwrap his sandwich when Nancy Bobofit appeared in front of him with her ugly friends and dumped her half-eaten lunch in Grover's lap.

"Oops." She grinned at me with her crooked teeth

Percy was so angry and he was about to get up and do something yet the next thing that happened was Nancy in the fountain Yelling "Percy and Naruto Pushed me"

Mrs. Dodds materialized next to of the kids were whispering:

"Did you see—"

"—the water—"

"—like it grabbed her."

As soon as Mrs. Dodds was sure poor little Nancy was okay, promising to get her a new shirt at the museum gift shop, etc., etc., Mrs. Dodds turned on me. There was a triumphant fire in her eyes, as if I'd done something she'd been waiting for all semester. "Now, honey—"

"I know," Percy grumbled. "A month erasing workbooks." That wasn't the right thing to say.

Come with me," Mrs. Dodds said.

"Wait!" Grover yelped. "It was me. Ipushed her." I stared at him, stunned. I couldn't believe he was trying to cover for me.

"I don't think so, Mr. Underwood," she said.

"But—"

"You— will—stay—here."

Grover looked at me desperately.

"It's okay, man," I told him. "Thanks for trying."

"Yeah no sweat G-man" assured Naruto

"Honey," Mrs. Dodds barked at me. " Now." Nancy Bobofit smirked.

Percy gave her his deluxe I'll-kill-you-later stare. Then we turned to face Mrs. Dodds, but she wasn't there. She was standing at the museum entrance, way at the top of the steps, gesturing impatiently at me to come on.

"How'd she get there so fast?" Naruto wondered "I don't think I'm that fast yet."

I followed her deeper into the museum. When I finally caught up to her, we were back in the Greek and Roman section.

Except for us, the gallery was empty.

Mrs. Dodds stood with her arms crossed in front of a big marble frieze of the Greek gods. She was making this weird noise in her throat, like growling.

Even without the noise, I would've been nervous. It's weird being alone with a teacher, especially Mrs. Dodds. Something about the way she looked at the frieze, as if she wanted to pulverize it...

"You've been giving us problems, honey," she said.

I did the safe thing. I said, "Yes, ma'am."

She tugged on the cuffs of her leather jacket. "Did you really think you would get away with it?"

The look in her eyes was beyond mad. It was evil.

She's a teacher, I thought nervously. It's not like she's going to hurt me. I said, "I'll—I'll try harder, ma'am." Naruto just nodded

Thunder shook the building.

"We are not fools, Percy Jackson, Naruto Uzumaki" Mrs. Dodds said. "It was only a matter of time before we found you out. Confess, and you will suffer less pain."

"Confess to what?" questioned Naruto

Mrs. Dodds just ignored him.

"Well?" she demanded.

"Ma'am, I don't..."

"Your time is up," she hissed.

Then the weirdest thing happened. Her eyes began to glow like barbecue coals. Her fingers stretched, turning into talons. Her jacket melted into large, leathery wings. She wasn't human. She was a shriveled hag with bat wings and claws and a mouth full of yellow fangs, and she was about to slice me to ribbons.

Then things got even stranger.

Mr. Brunner, who'd been out in front of the museum a minute before, wheeled his chair into the doorway of the gallery, holding a pen in his hand and pocket watch in his other.

As Mrs. Dodds charged at us, Naruto caught the pen and Percy caught the watch, nothing happened. "Oops!" exclaimed Mr. Brunner "Swap them!"

As Naruto and Percy Swapped items Percy's pen turned into a sword while Naruto's turned into a double sided scythe.

Mrs. Dodds look at the two boys with pure hatred and malice.

Absolute terror ran through Percy body that was until naruto decided to intervene and attack Mrs. Dodds, with a cut to the leg Mrs. Dodds was taking a minute to rest.

"Get your head in the game Percy" yelled naruto "Go for the kill"

Percy with new found courage charged at Mrs. Dodds and attack with a sound of SHINK Mrs. Dodds exploded into a shower of gold dust.

Both boys were alone. Silence rained until Naruto broke it with a laugh.

"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Exclaimed Naruto

"AWESOME WE ALMOST DIED AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU" Percy yelled

"Aww come on Percy you know that was fun."

"Shut up just shut up" said Percy as he walked out the smell of sulfur rained through the air

As they were walking outside the sword and scythe transform back into a pen and pocket watch.

It had started to rain.

Grover was sitting by the fountain, a museum map tented over his head. Nancy Bobofit was still standing there, soaked from her swim in the fountain, grumbling to her ugly friends. When she saw Percy, she said, "I hope Mrs. Kerr whipped your butt." Naruto said, "Who?"

"Our teacher. Duh!"

Percy just blinked. We had no teacher named Mrs. Kerr. Naruto asked Nancy what she was talking about. She just rolled her eyes and turned away.

Percy asked Grover where Mrs. Dodds was.

He said, "Who?"

But he paused first, and he wouldn't look at me, so I thought he was messing with me.

"Not funny, man, this is serious."

Thunder boomed overhead.

Mr. Brunner sitting under his red umbrella, reading his book, as if he'd never moved. I went over to him.

He looked up, a little distracted. "Ah, that would be my pen. Please bring your own writing utensil in the future, Mr. Jackson." "And thank you for finding my pocket watch Mr. Uzumaki"

Percy handed Mr. Brunner his pen, while Naruto gave him the watch. Percy hadn't even realized he was still holding it.

"Sir" Percy asked "where's Mrs. Dodds?"

He stared at me blankly. "Who?"

"The other chaperone. Mrs. Dodds. The pre-algebra teacher." He frowned and sat forward, looking mildly concerned. "Percy, there is no Mrs. Dodds on this trip. As far as I know, there has never been a Mrs. Dodds at Yancy Academy. Are you feeling all right?"

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Whoa that was a long chapter ne?

Ok So 2 biggggggggg Major hints to naruto's godly parent..and b4 u as nooo it's not a titan xD im such a spoiler ok so chp2 done in like 2 days sheesh ami good or what? Im most likely going to skip the whole going to percy's house seeing how I don't really care for that scene IMO its kind of there for filler but yea well do a little segment i guess you can call it meh DON'T JUDGE ME *hids behind teddybear* get them mr snuggles! Alright expect chp 3 never muwahahahah JK xD I doont really knw I haha so umm yea good or not? Tell me pls? XD also to a bunch of reviewers no his godly parent is not part of the big 3 that's just just so over used IMO butt any ramble ramble ramble umm yea go buy me a taco?..i don't even like tacos..SOME 1 MUSSAGE MY SHULDERS! No? ok ummm OH ! theres a Poll on my page soooo GO DOOOO THAT…DO AS I COMMAND…megatron ^_^ anywayy I hope every one liked this chapter drop some shit down on my Reviews and Fav or don't I don't care butt I have a weapon * Shows adorable chibi fem kyuubi* "pwease favoite Master J's story" muwahahah now u must do itttok welll BYE!