Wen I entered da cafeteria, Tolkien, Clyde and Craig all glared at me bcuz dey were Republicans. I toke out my machete and cut all der hair off! B4 I culd cut off Clyde's hair though, his girlfriend Bonnie ran up and den dey ran uff like da Republican Outlaws dey are!
"Cum sit wif me Anna!" Butters yelled, I egnored him, he wuz a Republican. I wuz sad dat most of da skool were Republicans I knew dat Kenny wuz a Democrat and so wuz Stan, Cartman wuz a Republican and I wasn't sure wat Kyle wuz. He wuz Jewish so I figured he'd be a Democrat but he wuz also kind of rich so he might be a Republican. I den settled on dat he would be an Independent and dat wuz okay wif me.
I went and sat between Kenny and Stan since dey were Democrats, Stan's Republican gf Wendy glared at me. I cut off her hair wif my machete and she ran off crying wif Stan at her heels. I growled under my breathe maybe Stan was secretly a Republican! B4 I culd ponder on it any longer, da bell rang and it wuz time to go bk to class.
AN: Dat is all I'm going to write for today I mite write more latr if I get inspiration!