Wile I wuz walkin to class I wuz lezzin to 'From the Inside' by Richard Marx on my Mp3 player. Nichole wuz lezzin to it too we are da only blk gurls in dis skool so we hav to stick togetha.
"Y r u datin dat Republican Tolkien?" I asked her sinz she is a Democrat.
"Well, I didn't want to at first but den we realised dat we're not dat different afta all, maybe u should stop judging ppl based on wut der political preferences are." She suggested. I gased wif shock! I culdnt belief dat my onli friend at da skool had called ME judgemental!
"OMFG U SUK!" I yelled ripping mah Mp3 player out of her ear. Princiapl Victoria came and confiscated it nd told us to get to class or she wuld call da SUPERIDENIDENT!
Da rest of da skol was so buring a bunch of Republicans shat tlked me and I told dem to suck an egg. Afta skool I went hom and my motha was tlkin on da phone, she sounded all serious.
"Victorianna, I have sum bad news." She sed wif a distraught look on her face.
"Wut is it?" I asked worriedly.
"We hav to move to Texas ur grandma lives der and she iz rly sick she needs someone to tak care of her."
I HAD A CONNIPTION!
Texas is da Republican capital of da world! It has dat stupid guy Rick Perry as Government! I remembered dat commercial dat her did wer he wuz talkin bad about gay ppl while wearing a Brokeback Mountain jacket!
"WE KANT MOVE DER!" I started to sob furiously. Den, mah mother strted to laff.
"I just kiddin we aren't going to Texas we r goin to NEW YORK!" She yelled.
I wuz so happeh New York is full of Democrats and der Governor, Andrew Cuomo is a rely HAWT Democrat.
"U GET TO BRING A FREND TOO!" She shouted. I squealed and went to kall Nichole to tell her abut da good news!