"Hallo?" A man answered da fone.
"Is Nichole der?" I asked.
"Hold on." He sed. B4 Nichole culd cum to da fone do my motha came in wif a constipated luk on her face.
"We can't go 2 New York afta all." She sed sadly.
"What? Why not?" I asked wif tears rolling down mah mahogany face.
"Bcuz our bitchy neighbours parked coorked and den I beat their car up and now I have to use our trip money to pay for it!" My motha explained. I wuz so mad I hung up da fone b4 Nichole had a chance to get der. I hated my neighbours dey thot dey were so perfet but dey weren't! Dey left rubbish and dirty diapers by der door!
I decided dat I wuld get my revenge on dem for ruining mah chance to marry Andrew Cuomo! Der is dis new law dat sayz if someone kallz da police more den 3 timez dey will be evicted! Afta dinna, we had roast, green beans, and cornbread, I snuk into da neighbour's house as silent as a goat, dey didn't even see neyfing! I kalled da police from der phone three times and den I snuk out agin. I wuz happeh when da police came and evicted dem.
A month lata dey died from scabies and typhoid from digging and eatin in da trash. I wuz so happeh becuz dat ment dat my motha didn't have to pay for der car enymore and now we culd go to New York again!
AN: eskie02, maybe if u adjust ur screen u can red it better.
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