AN: I got my brother to help me with the spelling so it will be more eligible.
"Everyone sit down and shut up!" Mr Garrison said with an irritated look on his wrinkly face.
"We have a new student today." He said.
WHAT! I thought to myself, this was an outrage! How dare this new girl come and try to upstage me, I was the new girl of the year, ME not some two bit whore from wherever the f she's from.
"Konnichiwa." (AN: I probably spelled that wrong but I don't know Japanese nor do I have any desire to learn, I'm sorry but it's just not something that peaks my interest.) A girl with an acne covered face, yellow teeth, and ratty dyed black hair wearing a blue kimono said.
"You look kawaii bitches!" She said to that bimbo Bebe and that Republican Wendy who were sitting in the front roll. I rolled my eyes, this girl was a total weaboo, they are SO annoying. It annoyed me to no end when people tried to pretend like they were from a heritage they weren't. I once went to school with a Chinese boy who pretended to be black….let's just say he isn't around anymore haha.
"Why are you rollin your eyes at me, black girl chan?" She asked. I gasped and took out my machete and cut off her hair! Only, I didn't cut off her hair, I ended up cutting off her head!
The police came and took me to jail, before they could put me in a cell though; I did some epic gymnastics moves and escaped! Everyone was so impressed that they let me go free. Not only that, but I even got interviews with people like Good Morning America, CNN, and Dateline NBC! Bill O'Reilly offered me an interview but I told him to go suck an egg because he's a Republican.
On the day of my Good Morning America interview, I heard a knock at the door, when I answered it, I gasped!
It was…..