And so the Snake fell in love with the Wizard
"Hey, snake." Said Harry to the snake when he went to the zoo with his couz and fam.
The snake looked at Harry with a glimmer in its right eye. Harry raised his eyebrows. There was something odd about the way this snake looked at him…and he liked it.
"I like your scales, Snake." Harry whispered, pressing closer to the glass. Snake blinked, and it really turned Harry on. Harry licked his licked his lips, and so did snake with his big pink tongue.
"Snake…" Harry muttered. And Snake slithered closer to the glass, teasing him. "Dammit snake..." Harry sighed, "why are you so attractive?"
Then the snake surprised him. He stood up and started humming, lightly "Naturally" by Selena Gomez.
Harry vowed that he would help snake escape, no matter what it came to. He knew people would think it was strange, a Wizard falling in love with a snake, and even dangerous. But he didn't care. He didn't care what people thought. Harry ran over to the emergency fire box, and smashed the glass out. He wood do anything for snake. Harry grabbed the axe, and ran back over to snake.
Snake blinked, and Harry moaned a bit. It was so sexy. "I LOVE YOU SNAKE!" Harry whispered, and broke the glass to snake's cage. Snake smiled and slithered out.
"Thanksssssss. You got me bro." The snake said, and slithered out of his cage and down the aisle.
"Snake! Where you going?!" Harry whimpered.
"Away from here, bitch." Snake said. "This place is soooo boring." Harry chased after Snake, and grabbed his tail. But snake doesn't let anyone treat him that way. So, snake turned around and bitch slapped harry with his face.
"OW!" Says Harry. "What was that fur?"
"Sorry not sorry." Said snake, slithering away sassily.
"You played me." Harry whispered, devastated. Then Harry was just mad. He pulled out his handy dandy gun and shot snake in the back.
Snake died. And Harry let out a few giggles.
THE END.