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It was a bright, sunny afternoon and the Curtis clan were all sitting in a booth, at the only restaurant in Outsidersland, The Dingo. And of course Mikki was with them, I mean she's practically part of the family, she's now been dating Sodapop for four whole days.

"I'm so dumb," Soda whined.

"No you're not," McKayla reassured reassuringly. Then she noticed that he was looking at the menu upside down. "Er, Soda?"

"My bad," he giggled turning it sideways, then him and Mikki started to make out, and she started to tug his shirt off, while Ponyboy and Darry had very disturbing looks on their faces and even threw up in their mouths a little bit. "She's such a slut," Pony muttered under his breath.

"Who are you talking about?" McKayla asked breathlessly.

"I'm talking about you. Who else?"

"Sylvia? She's standing right over there. Now she is a S-L-U-T. I'm not like her am I Sodie?" she questioned with a pout.

"No way!" Soda answered immediately. "She's way more interesting of a character than you'll ever be."

Mikki's mouth dropped open a little bit and she stomped out of the Dingo, the only restaurant in Outsidersland.

All of a sudden the door to the Dingo burst open and there stood a beautiful girl with the blondest of hair and the bluest of eyes. Just staring at her it was obvious who she was. Dally's long lost sister! Or Dally in a wig. Either were possible.

"ZOMG!" Sodapop exclaimed under his breath. "Check out the girl that just walked in."

"She's cute, I guess, but you already have a girlfriend and even though she's a slut it's wrong to cheat." Ponyboy lectured.

"I don't want to date her. Can't you guys tell who that is?"

Darry studied her. "Damn it. Is Dally running around in that dang wig again?"

"That's what I thought at first," Soda said. "But she's to pretty, so that only leaves one thing. That's Dally's sister."

Ponyboy hit his forehead with the palm of his hand. "Don't you think Dally having a sister would have come up at least once? You have no reason to believe that some random girl is his sister."

Soda rolled his eyes at his younger brothers ignorance. "She has blond hair just like Dally, she has blue eyes just like Dally, she's white just like Dally."

"You just described half the people in the town." Pony pointed out.

"Half the people aren't' Dally's sister like she so obviously is."

"Well, with logic like that."

"I'm going to go talk to her," Soda announced getting out of the booth.

"Now don't scare her away like you did with Johnny's sister. He's now sister-less again because of you," Darry reminded him. "I mean you don't want her to run off before she gets to meet her brother do ya?"

Soda hung his head. He still felt bad about that. "Don't you worry. I know just how to handle it." He walked over to the girl. "I know why you're here." He said quite loudly for reasons unknown.

The girl jumped at the sound of his voice. "To eat?" The girl asked timidly.

"I mean I know why you're in Tulsa." Soda clarified with a chuckle.

"Because I live here?"

Sodapop was getting irritated with the girl. They all knew she was Dally's sister so why didn't she just come out with it? "I mean I know you're looking for someone."

The girl rolled her eyes. "That's a pretty lame pickup line."

"Your brother!" Soda exploded impatiently. "I know you're looking for your brother!"

The girl now looked stricken with fear. It wasn't everyday she got screamed at by random strangers.

"You do have a brother, don't you, Brooklyn?" Sodapop asked smugly.

The girl nodded. "I have two brothers and one sister." She quickly pursed her lips though realizing that she probably shouldn't be giving out so much information to a stranger. But something was bothering her. "Why'd you call me Brooklyn?"

Sodapop gave her a duh look. "Because it's your name."

"No, it's not. My names, Sarah."

Soda burst out into laughter. "What...a...stupid...name..." He manged to get out between his laughter.

"Well, what's your name?" Sarah, or Brooklyn, or not Dally's sister wanted to know slightly insulted.

"Sodapop." He replied proudly.

"Yeah and I'm the one with the stupid name," she said sarcastically.

"I know. That's what I told you."

"You know what? I'm not hungry anymore I'm gonna go now." She started to hedge towards the door not wanting to set this scary looking young man off again.

"No," Soda screamed at her. "You have to meet Dally so you guys can be a family!"

"I already have a family you nutcase. Now leave me alone."

"It's obviously not your real family. They kidnapped you when you were younger and now beat you. But it's okay because your brothers great so caring and thoughtful and loving."

"Dally's none of those things," Pony pointed out.

"Shush Pone, kind of busy here."

Soda grabbed "Sarah" by the arm before she had a chance to escape.

"Let go of me!" She tried getting out of his grip. "My parents never laid a hand on me and I resent you for saying that."

"Look how tough she is, she is so Dally's sister," Darry said.

"Let's drag her to him against her will, even after she insisted that she doesn't have a brother named Dally." Ponyboy suggested with clear sarcasm in his voice.

"Great idea Ponyboy!" Soda was getting real excited now. He was about to reunite a family. He just knew this sweet, angelic, girl who was now digging her teeth into his arm would be just the girl to melt the ice inside Dally's heart.

He smacked her over the head causing her to whimper in pain. "No biting," he told her sternly. "Grab her Darry, you are the one with oversized baseballs with arms."

Darry nodded and when he threw her over his shoulder one of the baseball's fell out of shirt of his sleeve. "Dang it. That keeps happening."

The girl was struggling and crying for someone to help her.

"I wonder why she's acting like this?" Soda wondered aloud.

"Because we're kidnapping her?" Pony suggested.

"Maybe she thinks we're Soc's," Darry said ignoring Ponyboy as usual, except when he's hitting him of course.

"That must be it," Soda cried. "Don't worry, doll. We're greasers."

The girl didn't say anything; she was exhausted from crying and fighting, she was scared and she just wanted to go home. She wanted to keep fighting to get away from these crazy men but was afraid they'd smack her over the head again. That hurt!

Finally she felt her feet on the ground, but she couldn't run because the one with baseball as muscles had his arm tightly around her waist keeping her there.

The good looking crazy one knocked on the door of one of the many bedrooms inside of the house? She wasn't sure where she was but there was loud music vibrating from downstairs.

A boy around her age answered it and gave the three boys a dirty look. Maybe it's finally someone sane, she thought. "The fuck you want?" he snapped at them.

"We have something for you," Soda sang out.

Tears pricked the girls eyes, were they planning on giving her to him so he could have his way with her? She started to full on cry she just couldn't help it.

"She finally recognizes him," Darry whispered. "Look tears of joy."

"I wanna go home," she sobbed.

Dally's eyes finally landed on her and he swallowed hard trying to keep his emotions in check. "After all these years...here you are...I thought I would never see you again!"

"I don't even know who you are," the girl chocked out as Dally enveloped her in a tight hug.

"Ssh it's okay, Brookie, I'm going to protect you now, baby sister. Father won't hurt you no more."

"My father never hurt me and my names Sarah!"

Dally stroked her hair. "There, there Suzie, everythings okay."

"It's Sarah you crazy son of a bitch!"

"Yes, our father is a crazy son of a bitch but he won't hurt you again, Sally."

"Please, let me go," she begged in a last ditch effort. "I won't tell anyone. You can just let me go and we'll pretend this never happened I won't turn you in."

All of the boys were staring at her. "Turn us in for what exactly?" Sodapop asked confused.

"Don't fall in love with my baby sister!" Dally yelled at Sodapop out of nowhere.

"But-but...fine..." he muttered.

"I'm not your sister and I'm not your lover. I'm going to leave now. I'm going to try to forget this day ever happened. Goodbye." she raced down the hall, ran down the stairs and didn't stop running until she was safely inside of her house.

"Your sister sure is nice, Dally." Soda said.

"Sure is," Dally agreed. "Great girl that Sadie is."

All four of the boys nodded their heads in agreement even Ponyboy.