Okay so basically I have major writers block for That's Life For You so I thought I'd update this story. Hopefully it's at least kind of funny?

And remember this is just a parody it's not suppose to be taken seriously in anyway. It's just what comes from me being bored.

"Anyone home?" Ponyboy asked when he walked in the front door, dropping his backpack next to the hall closet.

'Soda's out with Mikki and it's only ten pm so Darry's still at work," Came a familiar voice from the couch, making Ponyboy jump and whirl around.

"J-Johnny?" Pony stuttered out. 'You're dead!" He pointed to the seemingly fine boy.

Johnny just gave him a confused look. "Why would you think I was dead?"

"Uh…because I was there when you died?"

"When did I die?" Johnny asked quizzically.

"We saved those kids from the fire and you got severely burned and your back was broken and the doctor said even IF you lived you'd never walk again?"

"Oh that!" Johnny said chuckling. "That was nothing."

"Nothing?" Ponyboy repeated in disbelief. "You getting third degrees, getting crippled and oh yeah dying was nothing?!"

Johnny rolled his eyes at his over dramatic friend. "Chillax Pone. Obviously I wasn't as injured as people first thought."

"Seriously? That's it? We're not even gonna get some lame excuse of why you're still alive and just ignore the fact that you died?"

"Yep," Johnny chirped. "But I'm sure we'll address later in the story when it becomes convenient to the plot."

"Oh...Okay...but just so we're clear you did in fact die."

Johnny sighed. "I fell asleep in the hospital...a very deep sleep."

"You weren't breathing!" Ponyboy yelled.

"I fell into a deep breathless sleep….things like that happen all the time. Besides why are you making a big deal over me being alive when you didn't think it was odd that Dally was alive in the last chapter?"

Ponyboy couldn't help but grin. "I really missed you pointing out my plot holes," Pony sat next to his best buddy on the couch.

"I'll always be here to point out every plot hole" Johnny promised, cuddling into Pony's arms.

"Umm…Johnny what are you doing?" Asked a very uncomfortable looking Ponyboy.

"What do you mean? We always cuddle." Johnny said holding him tightly.

"No we don't…" Pony slowly eased away from him.

"Yeah huh. Remember up at the church?" Johnny reminded him.

"It was freezing and we had to stay close to keep warm."

"Pony that's the stupidest thing you've ever said….that church was still considered Outsiderland and it is always warm in Outsiderland. Next you're gonna say you thought I died from severe burns or something equally as unrealistic." Johnny shook his head sadly.

Ponyboy was about to point out that he did just say those exact things not even a paragraph ago, but thought better of it

"So…." Ponyboy said after a few minutes of awkward silence. "If it's ten at night than why am I just getting home from school?"

"Oh so you're the only one allowed plot holes?" Johnny huffed.

When things were starting to get super awkward again Dally burst through the door. "My life is over!" He announced dramatically and then he noticed Johnny sitting on the couch. "Oh hey Johnnycakes," He greeted rifling the younger boys hair. "Glad to see you alive and kicking."

Johnny grinned. "You too Dally….did it hurt getting gunned down by all the cops?"

"Nah…." Dally said. "I'm tough."

Ponyboy decided to ignore the fact that two people that were supposed to be dead was standing in his livingroom and were very much alive when they should in fact be dead but he didn't need the drama so instead he said, "Why's your life over, Dal?"

"OH right." Dally exclaimed. "Forgot my life was over for a second there. Anyway Sandra got a restraining order." Dally looked down glumly.

"Awwwee I'm sorry Dal," Johnny got up and patted his back.

"Wait, who is Sandra?" Ponyboy wanted to know.

Dally glared at him. "You forgot about my sister? You're the one who reunited us!"

"First, her name was Sarah. Second, she's not your sister. Third, this is getting ridiculous."

"How'd you remember her name?" Dally stalked over to Ponyboy. "You screwing my babysister Suzie? HUH?!"

Then Johnny was all "Oooooooh Pony's in love with a Winston."

Then Dally was all, "I guess if my sisters going to fall in love with someone it should be you." And he smiled and Johnny had an awwww moment.

And Pony was all "You don't have a sister! For the love of God what is with this story?"

Dally totally blocked Ponyboy out and was all "I was really counting on Sidney to soften my bad boy ways and show me how to love in a non incest way because we're not Ponyboy and Sodapop."

"WHAT?! What the hell are you talking about?" Pony shouted.

"Now I'm gonna have to find a girl that's not my sister to tame me..."T

hen out of nowhere Cherry walked through the Curtiss' living-room. "Hi Ponyboy! Hi Johnny!" She said cheerfully.

"Hi Cherry," Both boys answered in unison.

"Johnny I just want you to know that I forgive you for killing Bob." Cherry said kindly.

"Wait let me get this straight, you two are still miraculously alive but Bob's still dead?" Pony asked.

"Well, that's simple," Dally shrugged. "No one likes Bob."

"That actually almost makes sense," Ponyboy said.

"But anyways I'm just cutting through here on my way home." Cherry smiled.

"And the nonsense is back," Ponyboy groaned.

"Anyways," Cherry broke in awkwardly. "See you guys around."

"Cherry…wait…" Dally said. "Wanna go get a Coke sometimes or something?"

"Sure," Cherry answered.

"Really?" Dally asked getting downright giddy.

"Just kidding, you're a loser, bye." She said and skipped out.

Then Dally was all. "Think she secretly loves me and wants to have my babies?"

And Pony was all "Are you stupid?"

And Dally was all "Yes…but that didn't answer my question."

Then Ponyboy was like "I'm going to bed.' So he did.