Author's Note:Hi my dear readers. I hope you enjoy the fun that Jiro will have in Wonderland. If you have any suggestions on what should happen to Jiro don't hesitate to ask it through reviews. - Bff#3.

Disclaimer: I do not own Black Blood Brothers or Alice in Wonderland. If I did then Black Blood Brothers would have an OVA for it with Alice in Wonderland

Jiro fell through the the hole quickly at first, clenching his eyes shut hoping that he would wake up and that it was all a bad dream. Jiro's eyes then flew open. 'Why didn't I think of that before it all must be a dream. If I pinch myself, then I'll wake up in my coffin as though nothing happened,' Jiro thought as he brought his arm out to pinch himself. When he did Jiro realised that he clearly wasn't dreaming, and that he really was falling through the air at a rate that would most definately kill him. That's when Jiro's coat acted like a parachute, and he was gently floating through the air. He looked at all of the maps and books that floated through the air along with him, deciding that his fall would take a while took of the books and decided to read it. He encountered a problem when the words were clearly in some ancient language that looked as though it belonged in a spell book. He sighed and placed it on a near by floating bed.

A few minutes later, Jiro noticed how close the floor of the hole was and was very glad. He was tired of feeling like a plastic bag in the wind and nearly cheered as he landed on the checkerboard print floor. Jiro looked around the room, noting the various pictures of children on the walls, and noticed a flash of white in his perepheral vision. He turned and ran down the long corridor and stopped when he reached a large blue door that was clearly a foot taller than Jiro. He opened it to find a slightly smaller pastel green door behind it, and behind each door was a slightly smaller door. After Jiro opened the last door he found that it was roughly half of his height, meaning to go through it Jiro had to crawl to see what was on the other side of it.

Jiro looked around the room, it was painted with dark pink and light pink stripes running horizontally on the walls, the floor was a pink checker board, there was a pastel purple grandfather clock on the wall to his left, a pastel blue bed was to the right of the grandfatherclock, there were three crimson chairs to the left of the grandfather clock. On the wall behind Jiro there was a jug thats color resembled a mixture between bronze and yellow, in the other corner was a small cuboard with a red book on top of it. On the wall to the right of him was a fireplace with three burners to the side of it and many pots that were neatly stacked on the ledge of the fireplace. On the wall in front of him was a tiny door that was about a foot tall and clearly Jiro ,due to his broad Shoulders, couldn't fit through the tiny door. There also a potted white lily that was so simply potted it looked very elegant. A few steps away from him was a glass top table that looked as though it longed for something to hold. Jiro then noticed two very small children about each half a foot high with white rabbit ears. He was about to call to them, but they easily passed through the door and left Jiro to feel confused as to how they became so small. A twinkle out of the corner of his eye caught his attention, and on the table he found that there was a small key about the length of his middle finger and a bottle that contained some sort of liquid. A tag was on the bottle which said, 'Drink Me'. Jiro wasn't an idiot so he knew not to try it, for even if he's a black blood poison would still give him a very bad stomach ache. Jiro uncorked it, sniffed it carefully, and deemed it safe for consumption. He drank a few drops of it, and though he enjoyed the flavor of it he decided that if it was something dangerous he wouldn't have a lot of it in his system. He suddenly felt a pain surge through his system, it was so intense he didn't notice his body becoming smaller and smaller, and when he opened his eyes he noticed that his clothes were now far to large for him to wear. "Great, now what am I supposed to wear?" Jiro thought aloud. He crawled out from his pile of clothes and noticed red fabric from behind the table leg closest to him. He ran towards it and his face became deadpan as he now knew what it was. Hanging from a little hanger that hung from a nail was a red jacket, a black blouse, and a red miniskirt. Jiro shuddered when he noticed the miniskirt. On the floor below the outfit was a large red bow with a brass buckle in the middle of it, a pair of black knee socks, and a pair of black high-heeled boots. "There is no way in hell I'm wearing this thing! I would rather freeze to death than wear that disgrace to masculinity everywhere!" Jiro complained but as he turned he found the outfit was already on him, it even had accessories that matched the ones he normally wore. "I swear upon my mother's grave that I will personally find whoever did this to me, kill them, and ensure that their soul will be condemned to hell for the rest of eternity," Jiro said darkly before trying to walk towards the door. He tripped easily in his heels, got up and tried to take off the rediculous shoes, but Jiro couldn't take them off. He tried pulling harder, nothing. He tried unlacing them and then pulling as hard as he could, still nothing. Jiro then decided if he couldn't pull them off that he would simply cut them off. A devilish grin grew on Jiro's face at the thought of not having to wear those poor excuses for shoes anymore. He turned, but he was met with his word. This time something was different, instead of being small enough for him to carry it was much larger than him. He tried to pick it up, he thought that because he was a black blood such a task would be easy no matter how tiny he became, but found that it was very heavy. So heavy that Jiro couldn't lift it off the ground. THen Jiro gave up, he sat on the floor and did the only thing he hasn't done in so many years. He cried.

Author's Note: Poor Jiro, shrunken and in women's clothing in the same chapter. Don't worry his outfits will change throughout the story. If you have any suggestions for outfits feel free to tell me in the reviews.-Bff#3.