Hey guys, it is I, Ginga, and I'd just like to say that there's an important author's note down at the bottom, so please read that. Nakki and I decided that we needed to say some stuff. We haven't been getting any trouble about it, but we figured we should establish a few things just in case. Thanks guys! Now, enjoy chapter 3!
Believer in Christ: Who will burn in hell? WE WILL! WE WILL! *Waves random pom-poms around wildly* Where the fuck did I get these pom-poms?
Jesus Christ: Anyone that curse ye profits such as you. Aye aye, matey! Jesus rocks Pirate Mode.
Believer in Christ: Yes, and this includes lazorboy96, JzeHampen, G.J. Forever and PorschePower911. You will burn in hell for mocking me. While you hide behind your computer spouting religious crap. I totally love these people!
Jesus Christ: I will make sure that this comes true. Amen. Yeeeaaahhh…I thought "Stan" was in charge of Hell...but what do I know? So you're going to kill them or something? How can you do that without leaving your safety net of cowering behind a screen?
We are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousness are as filthy rags. =Isaiah 64:6Even the bible quotes are mangled!
A good new aroused *Immature giggle* to us today with death of the Satan being Osama Bin Laden. Okay, for the first time, I actually agree with Dickhead. I was glad when Osama died. His death brought joy to all those that followed our ways And people in general. Mass murderers like him should never have been allowed to be born at all. His mother should have killed him at birth. I thought that YOU, Mr. Extreme Bible Thumper, of all people, would be against abortion. Yeah, because they really knew whether or not he was going to be that way from birth
And so we prayed that God will destroy all other Muslims for they are evil and must be ridden off, Not all Muslims are idiotic extremists. Racist much? along with all the nonbelievers and sex addicts. Haha, I love how sex addicts was just thrown in there. God and our lord Jesus Christ of Narrative Laughing my ass off! XD "Jesus! Jesus! Can you tell me a bedtime story?!"will not let anyone like that enter their eternal kingdom, nor will they let them work across the holy earthen ground. God bless the United States of the Holy North American Continent Pretty sure that's not the official name. and Precedent George Bush for leading this fight against evil and financial ruin! CAN I GET AN AYYY-MEN?!
And the LORD plagued the people, because they made the calf, which Aaron made. Wait, so the people made the calf. That Aaron made. =Exodus 32:35 Oooh! Aaron! :D There's this awkward kid named Aaron in my class. He told me once he wanted to pet my cat. Not to mention he's in love with Nakki!
And me and my girlfriend Mary, who is named after the Virgin Mary, who is also a virgin, waiting for me to marry her before we will have sex. We went to our room to read from the bible. OUR room?! =O I suspect something Satanic going on in there. Sure, "Read the Bible"(Implied air quotes, if you couldn't tell)Our gave her a private lesson on the third book of John. Although it short, it has many valued lessons such as ignoring false teachers such as Diotrephes who went against the true message of the church. We shall not allow people like these to mislead us ever again. Uh, so, this might make me sound stupid, but….what the FUCK is a "Diotrephes"? (oh. Googled it. Some dude shunned by the Prophets, I think.)
I will remember his deeds which he doeth, prating against us with malicious words. =3 John 10You remember the deed which he doeth?! NO WAY, me too!
And then went into main hall and Percy Jackson was there. that was a big jump… He stood very tall looking down at us like David and Goliath when they fought a battle to decide the fate of Holy Israel (If do not support Israel then stop reading thing for you will go to hell anyway). Isn't Israel full of the Muslims you hate…? Actually, it is a Jewish nation, I believe. Anyone can correct me on this if I'm wrong.
"Convert to the false Gods of the Greek and to the unknown God foretold in the Holy Bible, in the book of Acts," he yielded. I love how all of these "Satanists" seem to know that the Gods they follow are "false" and then follow them anyway xD
"You have made a deeply mistake by taking me on heathen. Now you will be published by being sent to the eternals flames of hell where you will be whipped for ever Kin-kaaaayyy! ;) by Satan for being fooled by him in the first place for he is evil and God is the great eternal thing ever. The unknown you talk about in the Holy Bible which is in the book of Acts is in fact the good of Israel, the God of the Bible, and the father of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ . All the gods of Greek are actually the devil, Lord Satan, Lord Satan? And how can he be so many gods? Isn't there over 100 Greek gods? We have traveled to medieval times. in disguise. It is you that has been fooled. It is not too late for you to repent and follow the ways of our lord Jesus Christ who died on the cross and was raised three days later. His death paid for the sins of everyone around the world and he wants to pay for your sins as well. We are all sinners . So repent and you will be saved. All you have to do say (speak it out load to be save, you unholy ones. If you do not do so, then to the depth of hell you unsaved souls will go forever! Make me, fucker.): Ibelieveineveryonethatisspok enwiththisholyword,andwillfollowitsothefullcomm and,evenriddingtheworldofthosefi lthyatheists!Amenandamen!This is all you have to say," I told a bald speech. As opposed to a hairy speech.
"No I will never. I will always fool you by worshiping a false set of gods, And at that time, the face palm heard 'round the world commenced. Zeus the bastard king, and will secret preying to the lord of the darkness, Satan himself," Percy Jackson said. You're terrible with secrets. It's a good thing you don't know the location of the Batcave.
This gave me no choose but to charge at Percy Jackson kill, but he got away in a cloud of smoke cause by witchery. And it was then that I realised something. There was a traitor How the fuck do you gather?! and I was my task to find this tractor out. "Heh heh heh, you can run, John Deere, but you cannot hide from meee!"
But Jesus said unto him, Judas, betrayest thou the Son of man with a kiss?Ooh, steamy! =Luke 22:48
And so I told the Prayer Warriors a story. It was of Judas and him betraying of Jesus Christ, our lord and Saviour. I wanted to find a way to find the traitor but it was no good. You gave up fast. So I went to bed very scared. I had to find the traitor. Amen. GLORY HALLELUJIAH!
Believer in Christ: You are all traitors for mocking me and God and his eternal right hand son in the kingdom of heaven. But the left hand son just doesn't give a shit.
Jesus Christ: Yes you are right, they are traitors and they will get a traitor punishment. They will be sent to the lowest parts of hell, where it is the hottest. It's like a sauna in here! I'm pretty sure it's actually frozen there. It will be heat that will kill them. They're already dead…? Amen and amen. And amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen and amen.
I just realized, amen looks like some grammatical error. It looks like it's saying a men, and that's not right!
A/N from Nakki: Well, there you have it. The third chapter in this piece of utter shit. I wanted to let everyone know, hands down, that there's next to NOTHING in here that Ginga or I agree with, aside from a few minor things, like the Osama dying thing. Seconded. We also don't own ANYTHING expect the commentary. And Thomas Brown (BIC) doesn't own PJO. Thank God.
And when I say this, I think it goes for everyone: Fanfiction and the internet in general would be a MUCH better place if you wouldn't try to shove your religion down everyone else's throat. *COUGHTHOMASFUCKINGBROWNCOUGH * I'm not saying that you have to keep it hush-hush, if you're proud of believing and want to post something on our profile or something, good for you! Go for it! Just extremist stories- nada, please. *COUGHTHOMASFUCKINGBROWNCOUGH *
I love you guys! Review please, it's much appreciated.
I completely agree with EVERYTHING Nakki said. Neither of us mind if you have a religion and you're proud of it and like to show it, but when you try to force others into believing in it, and insulting them for not believing or for going against your beliefs, you're going too far. If you think that, go ahead and have a damn fine time with it, but please, just keep it to yourself. Nakki and I both firmly believe that you can think or believe whatever you want, and we respect almost everyone and their beliefs, from every walk of life, but if you say something that offends us, we will not be afraid to tell you in no uncertain(yet probably very vulgar) terms. Please review, and don't be afraid to PM us or review or anything. We absolutely love communicating with you guys. Anonymous reviews are open, too.
Lots of Love,
Ginga
(That was a weird and rare moment of Nakki and Ginga being serious. We're almost never like that.)
Byeee!:D