A/N: So we've (finally) devised an official update schedule! THIS story will be updated every Thursday:) For a full list of our works, and to see the ENTIRE schedule, check out our profile- every story will be updated at least once a week. Happy readingggg:) Also I apologize for getting this up a bit late. Oops.

I have decided to go under my real name, that is Thomas Brown, I thought your name was like Jerry or something. You seem like the self-insertion type. for all those have booked me for my username BelieverInChrist. Although I am still living within Christ, I must be separate, for I still have things to do, like making you all believe in his holy name. You're like Jesus' clingy girlfriend.

Also note, I am not a belieber, like other people are saying. oh my god I do not know you are getting stuff like that from but it is not true. I am a believer, not a belieber, what ever that is I do not know. How do you NOT know what a Belieber is? Thomas doesn't know how to internet very well.

I also like to note that I am not mocking Percy Jackson, I am just making note of the evilness that it is. Along with Harry Potter, The Golden Campus, Is Harvard considered the Golden Campus? and the Narnia series, it is the most evilness this world has ever seen, beside Stan that is. THAT DIRTY ROTTEN STAN Damn Stan, always fucking shit up.

I am also not a troll. A troll is a fantasy creative that only exist in fake books. Pretty sure those books are real, buddy. As its not in the bible, it is not ture at all. Is Gatorade in the bible? No. Is it real? Yes. Are dildos in the bible? Noo. Are they real? Yess. Domestic cats aren't mentioned in the bible either. Do not bee fooled by lies such as that. All book aside from the holy bible, which is Latin for the book, are a lie. Remember that people.

I will also like to take note that I can speak Latin Or you just know how to use Google translate, such as this holy set of words: Ego vere fidelis in cuniculis. You are a true believer in the mines? What?

And so the devil and Percy Jackson talked in private, in Percy Jackson private mansion in England, Damn, Percy's doing well. for they allow satanic people to walk among us, Was that relevant? (curse them all! Burn in hell buoy foul besets) Wait, are you talking about England? What did they ever do to you?! England rocks, they give us tea and hot boys! AND THE BEATLES! for they needed to get away from all their evil followers, willing to do anything just to enter the heavenly gate of heaven just so that they can get this evil hands on the heavenly goods. I am confused. And so the devil walked back and forward in the depths of hell I thought they were in a mansion in England?, thinking the order he would give to his most devoted follower, Percy Jackson, who has now changed his name to Percy Judas, for it made more sense seeming that he was a traitor to the faith, for he had once believe in Christ our lord and salary, SATAN BUCKS but became corrupted as time went one. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

"And what must we do to please you wicked one, dear lord and master of all that is evil, and against the godness of God!," Percy Judas told him. Satan had been in a bad mood today When is Satan ever in a good mood? so he was really angry, as Percy Jackson had escaped from good hero Jerry that day, instead of killing him in the name of the dark lord Satan.

"Thou shall kill Percy or you shall die yourself," he commanded him. He must kill himself or he dies? So he bowed.

"I will serve you for always as omg you live," Percy Jackson said. What is happening? I'm still confused.

(Because you are wondering why Jerry knows about the traitor, God warned him in his sleep the night before the attack). LIES! You can't just do that. Get your shit together, Thomas.

"Now go kill him or I will bring wrath across you and your friend Grover, who I would be willing to have as a sacrifice instead. I will make you walk this earth wishing you had kill Jerry. Now go and kill. And also, I have palace a traitor among Jerry and his friend. I will not tell who the traitor is, but he will be the person that will tell you this word Deus mortuus. None of his follower will know what this means, but all you will do." God dies? What?

And so he went out looking for Jerry and find him and kill, but first hind the traitor first.

Dear God, forgive me for writing this chapter, and saying bad things about you, but I do knot mean it. I will also obey you and tell all people of the your wonderful, loving, dogful behaviour. GOOD BOY, JESUS! SIT, JESUS! ROLL OVER, JESUS? AWWW, WHO'S A GOOD BOY? JESUS IS! HERE'S A JESUS-SNACK! Amen.

A/N: Sorry this chapter got out so late tonight. Ginga went TP-ing and I watched the Farewell Finn episode of Glee. We are both exhausted mentally. And I have been busy these past few days beside it. Leave it to me to mess up the updating schedule within the first week of it.

~N&G:)

Rest in peace, Cory.