Katsu's P.O.V.
I wake up and use my elbows to try and push my lazy body up.
"Ooowwww!" I feel a dull pain in my stomach, and slam back down on the bed. I pull my green froggy pj shirt up and rub my tummy.
"What's wrong tum tum?" I turn onto my side and roll into a ball. My tummy grumbles and I groan. I dig my long nails into my arms to deal with the pain and feel a hot liquid run down my arm. I groan again and start rolling around on the bed. My rolling awesomeness stops when I roll off the side of the bed and off the edge onto my back.
"Aaawww!" I try and get up but a wave of nausea comes and I gag. I cover my mouth with my hand and stand up. My stomach feels like it flips upside down and I run to the bathroom. As soon as I reach the toilet a rainbow of digested food flows out of my mouth and into the poo poo place. Once my stomach is empty I stand up and wipe off my mouth.
"Yuck! Sooo disgusting!" I look down at my arms and sigh. Guess I might as well take a shower and clean off the blood. I hold my hands up and look at my nails. They're covered in blood and it looks like i just scratched someone's eyes out. Cooool.
I turn the water on hot and let the steam from inside the shower come out and surround me while i stand and hug myself. It's so relaxing just standing in the heat. I lazily open my eyes and look at the clock. Wow. It's only 5 am. Stupid stomach ache. "I got barely no sleep because of you!" I look down and glare at my tummy. I pull my cool hippy frog pajamas off slowly and step into the shower.
"Ahh." The whole time I'm in the shower i think about the exams. I really hope they're not like the ones in the Hidden Mist village. I mean it's not like i actually like anyone here, but i don't really want to kill a bunch of weaklings. ~You likkkkeee them~! You wanna be their friends! Come on, don't deny it. I know the truth. After all, i am your mind! I know all your deepest, darkest, and creeeeepiest secrets.~ (Que the evil laugh and creepy grin) Ugh. Stupid mind. At least i can talk to myself, though. That's pretty cool dawg! But you're right, mind. Sadly. I am starting to like the kids here. Well, definitely not any of the stupid fan girls, but some of the dudes are okay. Like the lazy cloud dude and swirly face. Naruto's pretty interesting too. He'll be my new play toy!
The hot water slowly becomes cold, so I turn it off and step out. "That was nice." I sigh and dry myself off with a green towel. I decide to let my hair dry by itself and put my clothes on. Since I'm too lazy to make anything, I grab a bowl, milk, and some random cereal. All I know is that it makes my milk chocolaty. Yum. I love chocolate. Maybe when I go shopping today I'll pick some up: as a reward for passing the genin exam.
Wait! I totally forgot! We have the exams today. How could I forget, I was just thinking about them. I should be training or studying or doing something useful. What if i have to fight Iruka sensei? I don't know how strong he is. What if i don't pass!? I start panicking in my head, before telling myself to calm down and take a deep breath.
"I'll do fine." I reassure myself. Why do i even care if i pass or not. That's not what i'm here for. I finish my chocolaty cereal and wash the bowl. Shouta's been out for a while now. I'd think he would've come back by now. I guess he won't be helping me with the exams. Maybe i'll take my pack. Or just one. If i need them i can always summon them there. But just to be safe...
"Summoning jutsu!" I slam my hand on the ground and wait for the smoke to clear.
"Master Katsu. What can i do for you?" The smoke clears and i see Tori-chan standing by himself.
"Where are the others, Tori-chan?" I cock my head to the side.
"They have been training hard, and are sleeping at the moment." He replies.
"Good. Well, i guess you'll have to do." I say jokingly. He smile and nudges me a little. He never usually shows much emotion when we're with the pack, but alone he's a nice guy. Er, wolf, i mean.
"Shall we go?" i ask and head towards the door. He follows quickly behind and waits beside me as i lock the door.
"May i ask where we are going, Master?" I frown.
"Call me Katsu. And we're going to the academy. I might need your help for the exams. They might not be as hard as the Hidden Mist's exams, but you can never be too careful."
He nods before hesitantly adding, "Yes... Katsu-sama." I sigh. Well at least it's better than master. He's always so formal. Most of the older ones are formal and address me as master. I don't believe in being formal. I think life should be fun and worry free. That's just me, anyway.
When we arrive at the academy there are very few people there. Sasuke, as expected, Choji, chompin' on his chips, and Shikumaru, sleeping. Heh. I'd think that he'd be late. I also spot Hinata being her usual shy self, front and center, I would sit by her, being that she is the only girl i like, but i need to know some stuff. I get serious and walk over to where The Emo King himself sits.
He glances at me and i smile politely. "Hello." I wait for a response, but he turns his head and keeps staring at the wall. Hm. I hate him already. I put on a fake smile and continue.
"My name is Katsu. You must be Sasuke. It's nice to meet you." He replies with a 'hn', which irritates me. I try again.
"I'm new here and i thought maybe you could show me around." My smile drops after i get another 'hn', Fine! Don't talk.
"Hmph. Just cause you're the 'last' Uchiha doesn't' mean you have the right to be such a dick." I cross my arms over my chest and he turns his head to glare at me, which i return.
"What?" He ask scarily. At least i think he was trying to be scary. It sure as heck wasn't scaring me. He's just a stupid emo duck butt.
"I said, just because you're the 'LAST' Uchiha doesn't mean you have the right to be such a DICK." I emphasize the words last and dick. He looks really pissed, but i just smirk and face the door. The really annoying blond and pinkette reach the door and start fighting about who was first. I sigh and look at Hinata. If i were a guy i'd definitely go for her. She notices me staring and looks down at the desk blushing and poking her fingers together. So shy. By now more people have come and the fan girls are gathering. Ugh. The BEST part of the day. Notice the sarcasm. I rest my head on my hand and look for Naruto while the fan girls crowd around me and Sasuke. Naruto looks jelly, but doesn't do anything but glare at Sasuke, who couldn't care less. Stupid jerk. I don't see anything special about him. He doesn't even have the Sharingan yet. I think. I was gonna ask him, but apparently he's pmsing or something so he's extra grouchy.
Iruka comes in and the fan girls take their seats. I really thought they'd make me move, but i guess not. On my right the guy with the dog sits with his doggy in his lap. I reach over and pet the puppy's soft fur. He barks softly and wags his tail.
"Hey. You're the new kid, Katsu right?" I look up and smile at him. He has two red upside down triangles on each side of his face. I wonder if they're real or if he drew them on. Maybe i should draw some marks on my face.
"Yes, that's me." I speak politely. "Do you happen to have a red marker i can use." He looks at me weirdly.
"Um, no. But i have a blue marker. Here." He hands me the marker and i thank him. Hmm. What to draw. Hey! I can draw two two water drops like Momo-chan. That reminds me. Where is Tori-chan? I close my eyes and try to sense his chakra. i can sense him just outside the building. He probably didn't want to scare anyone. And knowing the pussies here, he would. I decide to draw one water drop under my left eye, and the other under my right eye. They're not that big, but easy to notice. I turn back to dog boy and hand him the marker.
"Thanks." He looks at me weirdly again before shaking his head.
"It's alright. You can keep it." I smile and turn my attention to Iruka, who's already started to call names for the exam. Without me noticing. I thought i was supposed to be a ninja. I decide to call Tori-chan back. I whistle a really high pitched whistle that only dogs, and wolves of course, and hear. Dog boy's doggy perks up and barks.
"Was that you?" He asks. Weird. Somehow he could hear it too.
"Yup." I wait for Tori-chan to come in, and can sense him coming.
"Who where you call-" He gets interrupted by a scream. I quickly look towards the door and see Tori-chan sitting there innocently.
"I- is t- that your wolf?" He looks scared, but the dog looks happy.
"Yup." I have a huge grin on my face as Tori-chan walks past the screaming girls to me.
"Sup, Tori-chan." I throw him the peace sign as he sits next to me. Dog boy still looks surprised and his dog jumps out of his lap and right up to Tori-chan, not even a little afraid. He barks and sniffs around him, rubbing against him here and there.
"Master, please get him away from me." He sits there awkwardly. By now everyone is staring at us, with jaws hanging to the floor.
"What did i say about calling me master?" He sighs.
"Katsu-sama." I look at him expectantly. "Katsu-san." I sigh in defeat.
"Close enough. Come here doggy~!" I lift the dog away from him and hand him to dog boy. The people had turned around and started talking now.
"What's your name?" I ask the dog while petting him.
"Me? Oh, I'm Kiba." Kiba says.
"I meant the dog." He blushes out of embarrassment.
"Oh. Uh, it's Akamaru." He says while ruffling his short fur. I smile and watch as Iruka comes in
looking down at his clip board.
"Katsu Taka-" When he looks up he sees Tori-chan and looks startled. I stand up and walk towards him.
"It's okay. He's with me." He nods and leads me into a room with the Hokage and another shinboi.
"Hello Katsu. Have you enjoyed your stay here?" I nod and smile politely.
"All you have to do is make a shadow clone." Iruka says.
"Are you kidding me?!" I freeze after realizing i had just yelled. "Ooops. Um, sorry, Shadow clone jutsu!" I create five other mes. The Hokage nods and my clones disappear.
"Congratulations, Katsu. You pass. You are officially a shinobi of the Leaf Village." I nod like i care and look at the head bands.
"Um, do you have black?" The Hokage looks at me amused and hands me a black head band.
"Thanks." I bow and me and Tori-chan leave. As we leave i hear Naruto's name called. I hope he passes. He probably won't though, since this is like his third or something time. He'll probably get depressed and someone will tell him to steal a forbidden techniques scroll, and then he'll protect sensei during a fight where he finds out he's a Jinchuriki, then sensei will give him his head band and then he'll be an official ninja. Right. That definatly won't happen.
Not the most awesomest place to end, but i never really know where to end. So whatever. I've been trying to make them longer, so... Chow =^^=